maniaclara Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 kilikili... para hindi kita yung bitemarks... if you had to absolutely choose, would you rather turn into a zombie, a werewolf, a vampire, or a slug? Quote Link to comment
Guns of the Patriots Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 a werewolf, they're hot, furry and cuddly (just as long as they don't bite) what about you? Quote Link to comment
maniaclara Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 i think i'd rather be a vampire, the Cullen kind. i want to have their gifts, their beauty, and their humanity. have a lame ass joke that you think is so corny yet makes you laugh? Quote Link to comment
BornAtNight Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 yeah, actually it is not the content of the joke that mafe me laugh but the awkward moment that every body is thinking it was so corny but the joker really meant that it was a joke. any joke that mafe you laugh kahit paulit ulit ulit? Quote Link to comment
Guns of the Patriots Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 This rude pick-up line: (Hahahahahahahahaha)"My d1ck just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your a$$?" What about you? Quote Link to comment
BornAtNight Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 it is the story of the ngongo and his wifebirthday ni wifey gusto nya i surprise, so pag pasok nya sa bahay while nakatalikod si wifey, tinakpan nya yung mata"nges hu!!!" with excitement pa sabi ni wife:pa nges hu nges hu ka pa, taena ikaw lang ngongo dito. lok i dont know it is just me or talagang kahit paulit ulit natatawa ako esp. pag magaling nagdedeliver ng story. what is your favorite question for a taxi driver! Quote Link to comment
maniaclara Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) @Double-O:that reminds me of a pickup line from Randerthall's thread:"if we were both chipmunks, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"still makes me laugh now... @BAN: di ko kinakausap ang taxi driver unless kausapin ako. suplada much? LOLbut i think the most common question i have for a taxi driver is either alam ba nya yung destination ko, or saan ang garahe nila? do you have a fetish for a certain body part (or parts)? which one/s? Edited November 23, 2012 by maniaclara Quote Link to comment
Chi-Chi Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Well I will never ever entertain a guy who's pango. Ever. Then i also ilke looking at their necks haha coz im a vampire kidding aside, i like strong wide necks lol its a symbol that they work out kase. Odd noh? What time did u sleep last night and what time did u wakeup? Quote Link to comment
TheGeneral Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 3am and 6am What's for breakfast? Quote Link to comment
Chi-Chi Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 poached eggs what's for lunch? Quote Link to comment
BornAtNight Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 oo nga no? whats fir lunch nga ba?d pa ko nag be breakfast pala any suggestion of a healthy brunch? Quote Link to comment
Guns of the Patriots Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 ham and scrambled eggs....better include the fruits for fiber your favorite dog breed? in what ways that "breed" is common with you? Quote Link to comment
Chi-Chi Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Labrador cute smart and loyal Do u prefer mahinhin or party girls Quote Link to comment
HUMAN BLANKET Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 dlsu because my mind is green ... lolz whats for lunch? Quote Link to comment
Guns of the Patriots Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Honestly, I don't know about WiiU Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect....s3xually? Quote Link to comment
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