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Grimace Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Hi there..ohhh underwear..honestly i hardly wear any,those damn push up bras are damn nasty,they cling to you...either the victoria secret cotton panties or the hanes her way,got boxers,boxers are good.I want to sahre something to you guys! Dear Uchisy,I've been having the best time sending sleazy e-mails to a man I met through the personals. He lives three time zones away. He recently requested that I send him a pair of my well-worn panties. I said no, because I couldn't stand the thought of him sniffing my dirty, crusty, skanky underwear. Well, I'm thinking about changing my mind. I know he would enjoy them, even though I think they're gross. I want them to smell as much like me as possible, and not like my stale dirty laundry. I am hoping you know, or have the connections to find out, the answers to these questions:  (1) Should I send them in a plastic baggy? Or will they ferment without the benefit of oxygen?  (2) Does it make any difference what kind of fabric they are made of? I'm thinking silk.  (3) It costs more than twice as much to send them overnight. Is it worth it? Will the "window of freshness" have been exceeded if it takes two days for my underwear to get there?  Mail Order Slut  Answer: Van is a male porn star who has been selling his dirty socks, jocks, T-shirts, and singlets via his website, www.vanhotman.com, for three years. He recommends that you use 100% cotton undies, plastic bags, and U.S. mail.  Depending on what the customer wants, Van sells his undies either laundered or funky. Not all customers want his funky undies, Van explained to me--some just want his old, worn undies. Since your e-lover does want your undies funky, I asked Van to walk us through his undie-funkifying routine. "To fill underwear with your scent," said Van, "rinse out 100% cotton undies really well in hot water to get rid of the soapy smell. Always use 100% cotton, as cotton absorbs lots of odor. Wear your underwear for a day. Working out in them is best, and when you're done, wipe down your entire body with your underwear."  If you really want to skank up those undies, Van recommends--well, I don't want to accidentally misquote Van by paraphrasing him, so.... "After taking a dump and wiping your ass real good, run your undies up and down your crack a couple of times. You'll get that pungent, musky smell, but no fudge marks. You don't want to make fudge marks unless they've been asked for." How true. Anyway, when your undies are funked up--fudged or unfudged--toss them into a Ziploc bag. Your undies will not ferment in a plastic bag, Van assured me, provided you get them in the mail right away. "There's no need to send them overnight," said Van. "Priority Mail costs just $3.20, and your underwear will stay fresh in a Ziploc for three or four days." Van assures me that if you order now, he can ship you his dirty undies--fudged or unfudged--in plenty of time for Christmas giving.  Yours truly Uchisy Quote Link to comment
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