How Fast Can You Seal The Deal?

[rakinishu]

To answer the question the quickest I ever sealed the deal is 10 minutes. It was at a bar in Nakpil (before Nakpil became the homosexual haven it is now) this girl rubbed her tits on my back at the bar, I turned around and asked her if she wanted to do the front now. A few laughs later, I was getting blown in the toilet. It helped that she was drunk and that she was a total slut too.

 

...i liked the "I turned around and asked her if she wanted to do the front now" line. additional details please.. thanks.

[mizuno882004]

Now1 let's here some tips from the gurls this time! any good ones hotties?

[Larry]

...i liked the "I turned around and asked her if she wanted to do the front now" line. additional details please..

 

there aren't anymore details to be said

 

I just made it like I was kidding (i was really only half kidding, i did want her to rub her tits all over me)

 

a little buyo here and there and that was it.

[transcience]

LOL @ me being a master

 

I'm definitely not master yet but here's some tips.

 

1) buy nice clothes. don't dress metrosexually, but have a sense of style. girls don't like men who just throws on anything they see. If you have no idea of what good looks like read men's mags, FHM, GQ, Maxim. Take a girl with you when you go clothes shopping. Get a decent haircut, trim your nosehair, make sure you have 2 eyebrows. Everything is in the details.

 

2) read mothaf*cka! read anything and everything. This gives you ammo when you're chatting a girl up. It's really lame when the only things that you can talk about is your level in Ragnarok or how often you play pangya.

 

3) Practice. Practice starting conversations with random strangers, security guards, cab drivers, the lady that sells you cigarettes, etc. This removes your fear of talking to people you've just met, and gets you comfortable talking to absolute strangers.

 

4) Be confident. I cannot stress this enough. Swing your arms when you walk. Puff your chest out, straighten those shoulders. Nothing turns a woman on than confidence.

 

5) DO NOT USE A LINE. No matter how original or funny you think your line is, it's still lame. a simple hi, or a compliment would do nicely. Using lines reek of desperation, women don't like desperate.

 

6) Do not try to be funny if you're not. Seriously.

 

7) Brush your teeth, and carry around tic tacs.

 

I have more but I'm too lazy to type it all out. Anyway that should be enough.

 

As for closing, I leave that up to you.

 

To answer the question the quickest I ever sealed the deal is 10 minutes. It was at a bar in Nakpil (before Nakpil became the homosexual haven it is now) this girl rubbed her tits on my back at the bar, I turned around and asked her if she wanted to do the front now. A few laughs later, I was getting blown in the toilet. It helped that she was drunk and that she was a total slut too.

 

this is good list to start with.

 

truly, apart from the physical, it is paramount that the guy is able to strike up a nice convo and a sensible one at that. if they try too much, it becomes pretentious and it turns us off.

[Larry]

for guys who want to improve their game, click here

[rakinishu]

for guys who want to improve their game, click here

 

 

hahaha!..ü and for the Pinoy Scene click my sig..

[jaguar_18]

say you're in a bar/club?

 

you see a hot chick and start spitting your usual banter

 

what's the shortest amount of time it took for you to seal the deal? (get her number, take her home, etc.)

 

What did you say that made it that fast?

 

For the ladies:

 

what was the shortest amount of time it took for you to give in to a random guy's charms?

 

What made you break faster?

 

entertain me MTC

 

haven't given in...sometimes i feel it's so pathetic :thumbsdownsmiley:

[Larry]

pathetic how?

[Larry]

pathetic how?

[kikay28]

THINGS GUYS SHOULD KEEP IN MIND:

 

1. Be a good conversationalist. Having an opinion on any topic being discussed helps a lot. Intelligence is always a major turn-on. --- unless the girl's dumb

 

2. Be confident. A girl strongly senses your hesitation & shyness & for me, it's a sign of weakness. :thumbsdownsmiley:

 

3. Be a gentleman. Okay, be one at first. You can be rough once you two "get along".

 

--- these are just my metrices, it's a done deal for me if you possess these three. :thumbsupsmiley:

Edited May 18, 2007 by kikay28

[Larry]

THINGS GUYS SHOULD KEEP IN MIND:

 

1. Be a good conversationalist. Having an opinion on any topic being discussed helps a lot. Intelligence is always a major turn-on. --- unless the girl's dumb

 

2. Be confident. A girl strongly senses your hesitation & shyness & for me, it's a sign of weakness.

 

3. Be a gentleman. Okay, be one at first. You can be rough once you two "get along".

 

--- these are just my metrices, it's a done deal for me if you possess these three.

 

ok let's say I do all this stuff

 

how quickly can I bag you and take you home

 

assuming that I actually do all of that to you?

[kikay28]

ok let's say I do all this stuff

 

how quickly can I bag you and take you home

 

assuming that I actually do all of that to you?

 

you cannot quantify how fast you can seal the deal...i cannot say how many hours...let's just say a night of sensible conversation & exchange of views will do it

[Larry]

i cannot say how many hours...let's just say a night of sensible conversation & exchange of views will do it

 

hours!?

 

I was thinking more like minutes.

 

I can do sensible conversation....do you like comics?

[moon_bunny]

hours!?

 

I was thinking more like minutes.

 

I can do sensible conversation....do you like comics?

:boo: classic....

 

anyhow, the fastest? uhm probably about 2 hours of blabbering and chatting, i gave him my number... but that's just about it. :goatee:

[bene_factor]

i'm a very patient guy, so i don't mind if it takes long. that's my way of saying im not the type who can seal the deal quickly

 

more than confidence, i think you also need to show fearlessness.. you can't be afraid to fall flat on your face or be too eager to please. the worst is if you actually sound desperate, then that gets really sad. although i suppose if you were really good looking you could try to play the sympathy card.. :cry:

 

i think it helps when you are in a relationship so you know no matter what happens youre still getting some action at some point in the near future..