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Uncomfortable Questions


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1. Man: Sabi ng ibang girls, ang laki laki ng dick ko.

ME: ( silence)

Man: What do you think? Akin ba yung dick na pinaka malaki sa lahat ng nakita mo?

ME: hmmm... NO?

 

I hate to lie so please don't tempt me to lie.

 

2. Man: Did you cum?

Me: yes

Man: How many times did you cum?

Me: I don't count.

 

Why should I count my cum? Are we in class? When I go to bed with a man, it's all feelings for me. No rational thought present. This is the time i rest my brain and that includes counting.

 

3. Man: I love you.

Me: That's nice.

Man: Do you love me?

Me: Hmmm..... no? Bakit mahal mo ba ako?

Man: kasi kasama yun sa foreplay eh.

Me: Ngyeh! Ganun ba yun? Hwag na. heheheh!

 

 

 

I miss those times that making love is just all about touching, hugging and kissing and feeling ... and no technicalities involved. Just letting go...

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