Defiant Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 (edited) Did you f#&k MY SISTER?!!! :upside: Edited November 6, 2008 by Defiant Quote Link to comment
mischievousmon Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 May pera ka ba? Quote Link to comment
Kharnall Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 i think your not the right guy for my baby sister ( wtf? ) Quote Link to comment
MangPaul Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 sino itong nagte-text sayo ng i miss you at bakit ka naman nya nami-miss?!?!?!?! <- ang gulat na tanong ng aking bf nang nakabasa ng isang text galing sa dati kong fubu. kaya mga hija, magbura ng message. Quote Link to comment
ponsito39 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 sa office: nagawa mo na ba report? pag-uwi sa bahay and after i-check ng wife ang phone log: bakit mo binura text ni badjula? (badjula is my kakosa na laging kasama pag gumigimik) Tanong wife bago ako pumasok sa office : Anong oras ka na naman uuwi? Pag dating sa office tatawag ang anak: daddy bibili mo ba ko ng toy sa mcdo? (ngeh wala na ko pera) Tanong ng mga kids pag-uwi ko and after usisain ni misis tungkol sa naburang text ni badjula: daddy nabili mo ba yung bagong toy sa Mcdo? (patay di nakalimutan) Quote Link to comment
RockmanZero Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 tanung ng mga pinsan, uncles and aunties - "may gf k n b? kelan ka papakasal?" .. I just smile Quote Link to comment
Miggz Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 WHen I told my gf that I masturbated the other day, she asked me, "Who were you thinking of?" hehe I had to think fast coz I wasn't thinking of her! I was thinking of my recent encounter with my fubu! Quote Link to comment
Intuition Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 bakit hindi ka nag cum? uh-oh... Quote Link to comment
toknene Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 bakit mo 'to nagawa? Quote Link to comment
jetlag143 Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 bakit mo ko iniwan? Quote Link to comment
gobster Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Wala pa period mo?! - at di mo sya asawa. Quote Link to comment
Beach Junkie Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Papakasalan mo ba ako? Quote Link to comment
kutingkitten Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 break na pala kayo? bakit? kelan pa? kamusta naman siya? and it's just the start of holiday gatherings. i probably should bring a laptop and laser pointer for a powerpoint explanation. Quote Link to comment
Beach Junkie Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Kayo po ba tatay ko? Quote Link to comment
xyza Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 "Kumain ka na?"<-- on sms why would i not eat? you only ask this if you're about to invite me to eat something Quote Link to comment
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