bacsilog Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Kaya ba natin sumaya sa mga simpleng bagay? -Parish Priest Quote Link to comment
charlie_360 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Classmate:1. Ano grade mo? (magyayabang ka lang eh)2. Bakit naka ________ ka lang ? Ang baba ... (Shet ka ! nanay ba kita kung maka alipusta ka ng grade ng may grade) boss: 1. Bakit di ka makabenta? (pressure pa lalo?! ... ampft ) Guy Friend1. So ano na tayo? (tao ...)2. Exclusive ka na ba sa akin? (lul! mukha mo! bago ko magpaka exclusive sinisigurado ko muna na it's not just for sex) Girl Friends:1. Bakit wala ka pang boyfriend? (eh sa mga isa't kalahating gago mga kilala ko eh ) Dad: 1. Kailan sweldo mo? (yikes gastos na naman :o )2. May sweldo ka na ba? Quote Link to comment
metalhead109 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 asked by my ex-gf's mother "may nangyari na ba sa inyo?" sino kayang mokong ang aamin Quote Link to comment
Fusarium_jimini Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Asked by my ex's parents during a family gathering.. "kelan kayo lalagay sa tahimik?".. Naknang.. Nasamid ako bigla sa wine.. Quote Link to comment
shampooh Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Hindi na ba yan lalaki? Quote Link to comment
alex808 Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Was just asked now while reading this thread. From a guy friend: "Miss mo ko?" I'm sorry pero, WTF? Eh pano kung hindi? Hahahaha! Quote Link to comment
edwardloreto Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Hindi na ba yan lalaki? natawa ako d2 haha for me uncomfortable question ay "san ka na?" Quote Link to comment
vincent85 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 May iba ka bang babae? sabihin m n sakin d ako magagalit promise... 1 Quote Link to comment
enhinyero Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 May asawa ka na ba?Kamusta naman anak mo?Saan ngtatrabaho misis mo?Di ba magagalit misis mo? "BWISET!" Quote Link to comment
Queen Darkeinjel Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Questions that I find to be insensitive and not just uncomfortable: On my special day: "Buntis ka ba?" Now: "May anak na kayo?""Wala ba kayong balak mag-anak or mag-ampon?""Si ________ 3 na anak, kayo kailan kayo magaanak?""Di ka ba worried na mangbabae si __________ kasi wala pa kayong anak?" Everytime I hear these questions, my mind goes totally blank. WTF?!? Quote Link to comment
twisterfries Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Met up with a guy for the first time, he was so decent and sweet but i received a text that i need to go home immediately on a short notice then he asked, "Puwede ba tayong magcheck in muna?" and poof, i was gone! After that hindi ko na sinasagot texts/calls. Way to go, dude. 1 Quote Link to comment
ron2b1l Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 ano n status nyo ng gf mo?? ganito nlang b tau?? Quote Link to comment
noobonline Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 When are we getting married? -im like WTF??? Quote Link to comment
jakeyjunkie Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Ano 'yang malaking umbok sa may pantalon mo? Quote Link to comment
blackwing626 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Labas naman tayo. Kakasahod mo lang diba? Quote Link to comment
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