yaslyn Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 do i stand a chance? ....... (awkward) whats your vital statistics (sampalin kaya kita) do you love me more than him? ( ) are you sexually active? (faints) Quote Link to comment
<Prince> Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Kelan mo ako papakasalan? Quote Link to comment
maniaclara Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 why are you still single? Quote Link to comment
bitoy58 Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 My Dad asked this very uncomfortable question when I was in high school: "Anak pag naglolock ka ng kwarto nagjajackol ka no?, WTF! I just kept silent and maintained a poker face. Quote Link to comment
cratermon Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 most uncomfortable question and also trick question sa akin lagi ito ng ex ko eh: ok na ba? (pag may ginawa siya or may pinapacheck siya na ginawa niya sa trabaho or mga designs na tinatanong niya kung maganda or hindi) kasi ayaw na ayaw niya ung word na "ok lang" parang napaka mediocre daw nung sagot Quote Link to comment
greenman24 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Nakipagsex ka sa iba...? Quote Link to comment
yaslyn Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 kailan kami hihigop ng mainit na sabaw? ( magluto na lang kaya ako noh? anu tinola o nilaga?) kaka stress Quote Link to comment
bacsilog Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Bakit wala ka pa gf? Mas matindi galing sa lola ko: "Kailan ako magkaka apo sayo?" Quote Link to comment
dungeonbaby Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 do i stand a chance? ....... (awkward) whats your vital statistics (sampalin kaya kita) do you love me more than him? ( ) are you sexually active? (faints) lol @ are you sexually active. what's your number? aka the "how many partners have you had" question. Quote Link to comment
Intuition Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 when a relative asks about whether i slept with all of my ex's ... Quote Link to comment
polofalltrades Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 Pwede pautang? Hahaha!!! Natawa ako dito @SaintPeter5858. Very true, super duper akward. Quote Link to comment
BornAtNight Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 So, tayo na ba? Quote Link to comment
sOin2you Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 "When was your last?" (What if I say that I just had one last night?) "How many men did you go to bed with?" - (Why? You wanna do the math?) "What makes you horny?" - (Duh! Should I really tell you?) It's not uncomfy really, more like D-U-H questions... 1 Quote Link to comment
Intuition Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 "When was your last?" (What if I say that I just had one last night?) "How many men did you go to bed with?" - (Why? You wanna do the math?) "What makes you horny?" - (Duh! Should I really tell you?) It's not uncomfy really, more like D-U-H questions... hahaha... those are actually research questions! 1.) "when was your last" means - are you a sexualy active woman, cause i could use one right now2.) "How many men did you go to bed with" means - do you have high standards, cause if you dont i just might make the cut beybeh!3.) "what makes you horny" means - i wanna find out whether i have the skills, abilities and proficiencies to get you in bed again and again and again. Quote Link to comment
BornAtNight Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 bakit hindi ka nagrereply? is there something wrong? Quote Link to comment
qwertyuiop Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 hi pde makipag kilalauhhm bkt? Quote Link to comment
sOin2you Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 hahaha... those are actually research questions! 1.) "when was your last" means - are you a sexualy active woman, cause i could use one right now2.) "How many men did you go to bed with" means - do you have high standards, cause if you dont i just might make the cut beybeh!3.) "what makes you horny" means - i wanna find out whether i have the skills, abilities and proficiencies to get you in bed again and again and again. well, for me there are other ways of knowing that. other approaches, i mean... Quote Link to comment
star-belle-memphis Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 pwede bang akin ka na lang ?(di ba pwedeng tanungin nila yun samagulang ko kasi una sa lahatsila ang dapat kong paglingkurannot just some guys I met ) Quote Link to comment
p-poysnatch3r Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 While nagpapamasahe... "SIr, Napanood niyo na yung NAKED WEAPON?" Quote Link to comment
star-belle-memphis Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 While nagpapamasahe... "SIr, Napanood niyo na yung NAKED WEAPON?" wahahahahakilala ko ba yung nagsabi nyan ? Quote Link to comment
BornAtNight Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 While nagpapamasahe... "SIr, Napanood niyo na yung NAKED WEAPON?" hahahaha!!! anu kaya gagawin nung client oag napanood LOL Quote Link to comment
yaslyn Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Do you miss me? -- from an acquaintance (( ahhhhhhhhh )) -- from an ex bf/ lover/partner (( s@%t!! aaminin ko ba?! )) tapos ka na? (( ahhh di pa eh))..... oo tapos na So, which do u prefer hot or wet weather?? LOL ....... (( tanga! dapat kasi sinabi mo summer and rainy season )) Quote Link to comment
yasser Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 (edited) tapos ka na? (( ahhh di pa eh))..... oo tapos na So, which do u prefer hot or wet weather?? LOL ....... (( tanga! dapat kasi sinabi mo summer and rainy season )) LMFAO is that the story you told me about? based on experience ang kwento ng lola mo Edited October 23, 2012 by yasser Quote Link to comment
BornAtNight Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Nasaan ka, baket hindi mo sinasagot ang phone ? Quote Link to comment
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