futechyan Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Gusto mo ba talaga ako? Lintik na tanong yan, ta trapin mo ko tapos pag sinagot ko ng totoo, magmumukha lang pala akong asa sa harap mo? Sasabihin mong gusto mo ko tapos ano? Lasing ka lang pala at hindi ikaw yung nagsabi nun, hayyy, buhay, sarap i untog ulo ko, nahulog na naman, tsktsk Quote Link to comment
SaintPeter5858 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Nakipag sex ka ba? Quote Link to comment
tequilasunrise Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 "What's your vital statistics." Quote Link to comment
U.P. AdMU2008 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Are you fond of trouble? Quote Link to comment
yaslyn Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 do i stand a chance? ....... (awkward) whats your vital statistics (sampalin kaya kita) do you love me more than him? ( ) are you sexually active? (faints) Quote Link to comment
<Prince> Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Kelan mo ako papakasalan? Quote Link to comment
maniaclara Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 why are you still single? Quote Link to comment
bitoy58 Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 My Dad asked this very uncomfortable question when I was in high school: "Anak pag naglolock ka ng kwarto nagjajackol ka no?, WTF! I just kept silent and maintained a poker face. Quote Link to comment
cratermon Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 most uncomfortable question and also trick question sa akin lagi ito ng ex ko eh: ok na ba? (pag may ginawa siya or may pinapacheck siya na ginawa niya sa trabaho or mga designs na tinatanong niya kung maganda or hindi) kasi ayaw na ayaw niya ung word na "ok lang" parang napaka mediocre daw nung sagot Quote Link to comment
greenman24 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Nakipagsex ka sa iba...? Quote Link to comment
yaslyn Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 kailan kami hihigop ng mainit na sabaw? ( magluto na lang kaya ako noh? anu tinola o nilaga?) kaka stress Quote Link to comment
bacsilog Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Bakit wala ka pa gf? Mas matindi galing sa lola ko: "Kailan ako magkaka apo sayo?" Quote Link to comment
dungeonbaby Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 do i stand a chance? ....... (awkward) whats your vital statistics (sampalin kaya kita) do you love me more than him? ( ) are you sexually active? (faints) lol @ are you sexually active. what's your number? aka the "how many partners have you had" question. Quote Link to comment
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