golden1618 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 "Anong/Sinong mas mahal mo? Ako o (fill-in-the-blanks)??" -- Some women just think that love is something you can quantify or that her security depended on it "Do I look fat?" -- Specially if she does "Nasaan ka kagabi?" -- Office lang, dear Quote Link to comment
compaqpresario Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 1130 pm n bakit d wla k p sa bahay.....? Quote Link to comment
BrightestStar Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 When will I see her again? Quote Link to comment
Ms Take Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 What's your number? *reference to number of guys I've slept with* Quote Link to comment
Guest liltits Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 are you free today/tom/on ____ ? Quote Link to comment
hornystudph Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 bakit wala kang BF? This is dynamite fishing. Hahaha. Quote Link to comment
NightWriter Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 bakit wala ka pang boyfriend? sino kadate mo kagabi? bakit di mo pa pinakilala sa amin? Quote Link to comment
display name Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 anong ginagawa mo? (kahit nakikita na nyang busy ako kaka-encode ng reports!) Quote Link to comment
manongkalyo43 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 sinong mahal mo sa aming dalawa ng kasama mo Quote Link to comment
manongkalyo43 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 naka ilang lalaki ka bago ako ?ilang beses ka nang nabunbtis at nagpalaglag .. Quote Link to comment
blubalz Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Pang ilan na ba ako sau? ( bf asking the gf after making out) Quote Link to comment
pabsdadivas Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 san ba dito ipapasok? (sorry, can't help it) Quote Link to comment
King_Leebog Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 1. " Ay! Nanjan ka na? " - our househelp, when i was still at my primary school, ask this whenever i arrive from school. 2. " Brad, papasok ka mamaya? " - a question during my college years that makes me think twice of the reason i left home and went to intramuros. 3. " Tiga-san ka? " - makes me uncomfortable when asked by a girl, i really want to answer " hawakan mo para malaman mo. " but when said as " taga saan ka? ", it's all good. 4. " Matagal ka pa ba? " - whatever. 5. " Am I fat? " - either answer you give will result to an all-nighter fight. 6. " Masarap ba? " - i don't treat women like meals. they're different. meals make me gain weight, girls make me lose weight. Quote Link to comment
Danielle Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Bakit kayo nag break? Sinong nakipag break? Wala kang boyfriend? Naku, namimiss mo ba ang sex? (if asked by a guy) Quote Link to comment
girlspankee Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Pag singkit ba, mas konti nakikita? Quote Link to comment
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