ashcanman Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 (edited) From Mom when I was 17: Are you having sex already? From Dad when I was 19: When will we be seeing your class card? Edited May 23, 2011 by ashcanman Quote Link to comment
Porfirio Macarambong Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Is It In? ) =)) Quote Link to comment
ashcanman Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 From ex-GF when we were 15: What's in the black box under your bed? From another ex-GF when we were 16: Is this your first time too? From Best Friend when we were 18: Have you f*cked ____ yet Quote Link to comment
MikeyArrovo Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 pede patingin ng cellphone mo hon??? Quote Link to comment
moonchyld Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Is this the first time you ever cheated on me? Quote Link to comment
pentax^27 Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 mahal mo ba ako talaga? Quote Link to comment
johnhenrytan Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Do you lick pussies? (sa loob ng club)gro: pwede ba ako umorder? (sa mp at spakol)thera/mpa: hindi ka pa tapos? Sa Kremlin ba to o sa Sylvanus? hahahahaha Quote Link to comment
MrGspot Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Ilan guest mo a night? or quota ka na?........ Quote Link to comment
VitaminC Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 bakit mo pa ginagawa to eh may gf ka na pala? Quote Link to comment
SUICIDAL333 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Naka ilang MPA ka na? Quote Link to comment
SUICIDAL333 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Ilan na ba ang nabuntis mo? Quote Link to comment
complicated8 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Ilan na ba ang nabuntis mo?siguro for those na mahilig mambuntis o ayaw mag-condom? Quote Link to comment
rhina21 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 bakit umaga ka na umuwi? sino dinedate mo ngayon? Quote Link to comment
jgc813 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Bakit wala ka pang asawa? Quote Link to comment
Liz Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 "Mahal mo pa ba ko?" - from someone who has hurt you so bad you could've died, but you know very well the feelings are still there. Quote Link to comment
pepitopeping Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 --- Malinis ka ba? --- Quote Link to comment
moonchyld Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 When did u start touching yourself when u were a kid? Ugh. parang pang pedo na tanong. Quote Link to comment
xxxxdgnr8xxxx Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 what value of x makes the expression 6/x+5-8 undefined? Quote Link to comment
KillTheDEVIL Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 May niligawan ka na naman? Quote Link to comment
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