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Benjam AKA "Ben" Dover (guy in my high school Chemistry class). Everybody always laughed during roll call.

 

Mike Hunt (Cpl. in my old unit, he used to make a lot of jokes about it, say the name fast and you'll get the joke).

 

What sucks is that these two names are always used as prank names whenever you call a bar...and the bartender (worse if it's a female one) has to yell out the name (eg, Is "Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt!! Where is Mike Hunt?!!")

 

From Elementary school, this kid with a last name "Tubol" (in cebuano, heh. You know what it means).

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Gregorio Talahib - George Bush

Tomas Layag - Tom Cruise

Macario Maldonado - McDonald

Remegio Batungbacal - Remington Steel

Victoria Malihim - Victoria Secret

Bienvenido Jurado - Ben Hur

Juanito Lakarin - Johnny Walker

Federico Hagibis - Federal Express

Esteban Magtaka - Stevie Wonder

Jaime Bondoc - James Bond

Leon Mangubat - Tiger Woods

Eleuterio Ignacio - Electronic Ignition

Burgus Bahag-Hari - Burger King

Kasimiro Bukaykay - Cashmere Bouquet

Maria Calas - Mary Kay

Rogelio Dagdagan - Roger Moore

Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun

Restituto Protacio - Tutti Frutti

Samuel Tampipi - Sam Sonite

Veneracion De Asis - Venereal Disease

Alfonso De Asis - Alzheimer Disease

Francisco Portero - Frank Porter

Diosdado Durante - Deo Dorant

Roberto Controlado - Birth Control

Marcelo Controlado - Muscle Control

Carpio Llanes - Carpool Lanes

Julia Domingo - Holy Sunday

Maria Pascua - Merry Christmas

Ligaya Anonuevo - Happy New Year

Ligaya Almundo - Joy To The World

Restituto Payapa - Rest In Peace

Jarencio Magpapaso - Harry Potter

Justino Trosonglawa - Justin Timberlake

Valdes Cinco - Voltes V

Dina Yabut - Premature Ejaculation

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