Worst Names

[Dupin]

My classmate in LA.... ElizaBETH LOGGS

[greenman24]

may office mate ako pangalan niya ANUNCIACION...in English announcement...!

[cocoy0]

I had a classmate named Bagsic (surname).

[dokitty]

BF: Ferdinand Po

GF: Liza Que

 

after marriage: Mrs Liza Po-Que

 

our patient: Otto C. Matic

When i ask what if his a girl the mother said we will name her "KARIS"

i ask what's his husband name and she said "ARO"-- she was kidding on this one but on her children she was serious..bad mommy!!!

Edited May 9, 2010 by dokitty

[dokitty]

Another one is a basketball player in our university before his firstname is "DAYSTAR" haha forgot his lastname though... GO daystar...pogi

[ganid]

neivert

 

parang gamot ang pangalan

[fookie]

got a dormmate named anthony kubeta. paging anthony kubeta... tumatae!!!

[ironpunch07]

student ng mom ko before. Plaza H. Miranda.

[cocoy0]

We had a prof in college na a la Onizuka ang ugali. Para asarin siya, our classmates (na barkada rin naman niya) would call him by his full name: **** P. Nuque (nu-ke)

[j0hn]

Jackie tyan. wahahhaha

[miyong76]

Ganda ng name ng isang cutie sa school kaso turn off sa MI & Family name....

 

Kathryn Annette Labada Masangsang

[deepdiverboy]

May naalala akong joke tuloy:

 

Judge: "Miss Luzviminda Tampalpuke, your request for a legal change of name is hereby granted. What would you like your new name to be?"

 

 

 

 

Luzviminda: "Georgina Tampalpuke po, Your Honor."

[ndn]

Nung elementary days ko may classmate ako na ang name niya is TI SYU LE. Yun din kasi ang name niya sa chinese translated to english lang kaya lagi syang tinutukso na tissue paper. Ewan ko b sa parents nun bakit ganung name binigay sa kanya samantalang siblings naman niya mga normal ang name. Kawawang bata kababaeng tao pa naman.

[Itto Ogami]

had a workmate named JOHNNY MAUL in my first job ages ago.

buti na lang, wala pang PHANTOM MENACE nung kapanahunan namin.

baka nabansagan siyang DARTH.

i wonder also if he had an Ilongga gf, eh di tatawagin siyang 'GA' MAUL.

[RED2018]

I still vividly remember when I was a college, there was this professor who still did the roll call. Thus, kapag papunta na ng letter M, the class can't hide their giggles and laughs in anticipation of the succession, to wit:

...Macasieb...Macaspac...Macataul...Manegdeg

 

I tell you pati professor nangingiti! Ha Ha Ha!!!

[Itto Ogami]

ANGELES DE GUZMAN

a lady who ran for councilor in our municipality;

ok lang sana kung

ANGEL

but

ANGELES

puts it

in another level of weird.

[LabaJa]

Epapfrodito (notice the pf heheh)

[borjy]

yung author nung accounting book namin nung college.. LABASAN

[mbt31]

Raggedy ang

 

N of course the twins

Fernando peh n edgar allen peh

[ahleks_leklek]

Deonysus

[frontsight]

mron tga G_ _ _ E apilydo nya girl ha ms. manibog

[cigaro]

I was renewing my driver's license at LTO when a person was paged: MR. SALSALERO pakikuha na po ng lisensya nyo...

Kahit siguro ako, hindi ko na kukuhanin lisensya ko.

[LYCHEE]

atty. kupal

gen. oban

dra. teteng

[hendo]

nigel... lol

[the_passerby5981]

Given Names:

 

Dao Ming Si

James Ban

Bruce Lee

 

and most terrible of all

 

Cunt (name of a boy)

-sabi nung pari sa binyag, sweating in embarrassment for the child, baka naman po "Kurt" ang gusto nyong ipangalan. The father of the child "innocently" insists, "'Cunt' po, father."