Danielle Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Ask me again after consulting a healer. You need to be exorcised. Even if I want you bald? Quote Link to comment
Randerthall Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) Bald I'm game but where exactly should I be bald I have 8 nipples like a female dog (It might be 6 nipples but I'm not sure) Edited August 1, 2012 by Randerthall Quote Link to comment
Danielle Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) Away, away you son of a pig! Even if I smell old? Edited August 1, 2012 by Danielle Quote Link to comment
Randerthall Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Sure Nothing a shower and 20 bottles of shampoo and perfume won't fix I love nibbling on condoms for fun Quote Link to comment
chrispt21 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I'll give you more food if you're upset. Even if I don't believe in shaving off my body hair? Quote Link to comment
chrispt21 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 As long as you'll give me access to your accounts too! Even if we have different time zones? Quote Link to comment
omegared Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I think that would be heaven Even when I'm horny the whole day Quote Link to comment
Danielle Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 You better make sure that stays true forever! Even if we have the same feet size? Quote Link to comment
omegared Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 (edited) If you let me borrow your heels even if I wear your girlie clothes at night Edited August 2, 2012 by omegared Quote Link to comment
Danielle Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Great! Now let's go shopping! *your treat, of course Even if I have an adam's apple and I refuse to explain why? Quote Link to comment
Guest Riveria Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 It's ok sis. I have one too :lol: Even if I'm Aqua phobic? Quote Link to comment
Danielle Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Hmmmm... will you provide a hunk alternate everytime I want to swim? Even if I love to maintain long, DIRTY nails? Quote Link to comment
Randerthall Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 As long as you scratch me with them Hurt me Make me a prisoner of love I don't like you wearing any kind of underwear when you're with me Quote Link to comment
Guest Riveria Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Sure..it's normal for me Even if i like cuddling with you in public? Quote Link to comment
Danielle Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Cuddle me as much as you want. I'm yours! I'm yours! Even if my hands look like a guy's? Quote Link to comment
Randerthall Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 As long as you always hold my hand whenever I want you too I am incorrigible flirt Quote Link to comment
chrispt21 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 (edited) You finally admit it! I thought you're "torpe!?" Even if I'm nonsensical? Edited August 2, 2012 by chrispt21 Quote Link to comment
Danielle Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Your disability is too much to bear. Here's a bear hug instead as I bid goodbye. Even if I have lucid intervals? Quote Link to comment
chrispt21 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I'll take you to the emergency room for treatment. Even if mine has been a little limp? Quote Link to comment
Guest Riveria Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Oh Well there's a remedy to it :rolleyes: Even if can't perform during sex? Quote Link to comment
Danielle Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 What's that again? *i better ask for viagra sponsorship Even if I can't stand your smell? Quote Link to comment
Guest Riveria Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Yes. I'll make sure to smell good moving forward Even if i eat onions daily and i don't brush my teeth? Quote Link to comment
Randerthall Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 As long as you promise me that you will kiss me behind my ears Even if I'm a heavy viagra user Quote Link to comment
Danielle Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Such a tall order for shizo me. If your boss is my ex? Quote Link to comment
omegared Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Spread the love, the more of it around, the better. Even if my IQ is your shoe size? Quote Link to comment
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