Will Y0u Still L0ve Me Even If....

[yee]

i love blacks

 

 

 

if my hair is smoother and shinier than yours?

[B.C.]

It's one of my favorite color. Tho I prefer gray more than black.

 

 

 

 

 

I have dirty finger/ toenails?

[yee]

mani pedi lang katapat nyan.

 

 

 

 

if lahat ng kuko ko..deds na?

[iCandy]

Yes. Then we'll have love revive them all

 

 

 

 

 

... I am allergic to your smell?

[saeed]

No one had the audacity to answer to your condition... and since I think I'm the smelly one here, so, yeah, no worries.

 

We have options: A laundry clip to pinch your nose with, and a promise to bathe every time, using your soap (or pet soap) so I'll smell like you (or your pet). Good enough?

 

 

 

I spend with reckless abandon today..and probably regret it the next day (since most are impractical binges), with constant bickering and bugging you, for not stopping me previously...

[iCandy]

Yes, but make sure you spent on me also, otherwise, I'd get mad at you for blaming me

 

 

 

 

 

... I stress eat?

[saeed]

As long as you (we) keep our weight in check (or at least pretend to do so), go ahead, pig out on those buffets, I'll gladly sympathize with your stress, and stress eat myself..

 

 

 

 

I (hide - a strong word) be discreet with some of my income from you, yet expects you to let me know about yours? believe me, it is for a good cause

[iCandy]

I'd trust you on that, but if I find a mistress somewhere.. naku! I'll take off real quick

 

 

 

 

 

... I cry because you're not with me?

[ADAM]

You would have to get over it because work moves me a lot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even if I'm not as good as your Ex?

[yee]

you will never be...tseh di kita lab!

 

 

 

 

kahit na mas matagal ako maligo kesa sayo?

[iCandy]

Yes, good thing we have 2 baths

 

 

 

 

 

 

... I like shiny things? (Just like a bird lol)

[ADAM]

The only bird I know that is shiny is... is made from silicone and rubber.

And it can't fly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even if I like seafood like clams?

[saeed]

Are you pertaining to the clams that even a voracious eater may not be able to totally consume...? That'll be just fine. As long as the clams are fresh...slurp away....just be sure you have some clams for me as well

 

 

 

If I disallow any conversations regarding your ex, or mine...(plus, ask yo to get rid of all the things given by your ex, except for jewelry, which we may be able to sell, or pawn later , in case of emergency!)

[yee]

tseh di kita lab! namnamin mo yang clams...sama mo na shells! basta tahong patol..nanginginig ka!

 

 

 

 

 

 

kahit na maliit ang hinlalaki ko sa paa?

[ADAM]

Kahit pa putol. Never again. Chura mo. Hmp!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kahit hanggang lower lip na kahaba buhok ko sa nose?