Will Y0u Still L0ve Me Even If....

[yee]

its okay..but dont expect me to like kanye

 

 

 

 

 

if im obese like jabba the hutt?

[iCandy]

Yes. Show me em jigglies!

 

 

 

 

 

... I don't eat chinese food?

[Solaryan]

yeah, more for me

 

 

I eat exotic food? i.e. frogs. insects etc?

Edited February 6, 2017 by Solaryan

[yee]

all your walang pilitan.

 

 

 

 

if may imaginary friend ako?

[iCandy]

Yes. Can you introduce me to your friend?

 

 

 

... Bulol ako sa Filipino?

[saeed]

Some would find that sexy, at times...will have to listen, to assess...

 

 

 

I refuse to go out with you and your friends? (hate to be a wallflower, while you guys do your thing)...WHILE, influencing you to change your plans, and stick to our program

Edited February 6, 2017 by saeed

[iCandy]

Yes. I'm happy that you make plans for us Just understand that I have to go out with them too, so we can talk about you

 

 

 

 

 

... I don't have any friends?

[yee]

ako din..sa lahat ng language pa

 

 

 

 

if i does not knew proper grammatically correction?

[iCandy]

Haha yes. I'd be your autocorrect (most of the time, and i'm not promising 100% accuracy)

 

 

 

 

 

 

... I prefer styro over paper cups?

[yee]

just dont put them in a microwave

 

 

 

 

if i like throwing plates in the wall to destress?

[iCandy]

Yes, but why not make it porcelain plates? Just make sure to clean up afterwards.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... I don't reply to your texts?

[yee]

thats a no-no...comm is the key

 

 

 

 

 

if i enjoy hurting you physically?

[iCandy]

umm, no. If you slap or beat me, I'll make you regret it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... I am too lazy to go out on dates with you?

[yee]

e di sa loob tyo ng bahay magdate..tipid pa

 

 

 

 

if epileptic ako?

[iCandy]

Yes. I'll keep you away from flashing lights that may trigger seizures.

 

 

 

 

 

 

... I lost all hope for humanity?