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My turn :evil:

 

Whats The Craziest Thing You Did For Love?

Do You Let Your Partner Read Your Text Messages?

First Thing U Did After A Major Break-up?

What Has Love Taught You Lately?

What Do You Talk About On Your First Date?

Fling Relationship! Yes Or No, Why?

Are guys clueless when it comes to women?

Stupidest Things You've Argued About?

Top 10 MTC males/females?

What would you do to me?

Rate my avatar.

Gusto Mo Bang Bosohan Ang User Above You?

Would You Date The Person Above You?

Sinong Gusto Mong Mag-pm Sa Iyo?

Sinong MTC Member ang Crush Nyo?

Who Is The Most Mysterious Person In Mtc?

Sinong M T C Member Ang Huling Nag-text Sa 'yo?

Sinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Makasama Matulog?

Sinong MTC Member Ang Gusto Mong Kumanta?

Sinong MTC Member Ang Gusto Nyo Maka Date?

How often do you log on to MTC?

Me Or The Person Above Me?

Safe Ba Na Ka-eb Ang User Above You Sa Tingin Mo?

Whose Pm Inbox/sent Items Folder would you like to read?

Sinong Mtc Member Ang Huli Mong Ni-text?

Dedicate A Song/poem To The User Above You.

MTC Matchmaker: Who Shall You Match? (at least 5 couples)

Coolest Mtc Member?

Sinong MTC Member Ang Kausap Mo Ngayon Sa Ym?

What Would You Do To Me?

How was your first MTC EB?

MTC Members You Wish To Meet?

Sinong Mtc Member Ang Masarap Kainuman?

How did you discover MTC?

Sinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Kasama Maligo?

Sinong Kamuka Mong Artista?

If You Were Another Existing MTC Handle?

Sino-sino Na Nag-pm Sa 'yo?

What's The Lamest And Weirdest "pm" You Received?

Why Did You Join MTC?

First person you met/dated in MTC?

What Thread Or Forum Do You Go To First?

Anong Reaksyon Mo Pag-down/offline Ang Mtc?

What Is In MTC That You Like The Most?

Type Nyo Bang Maghanap Ng Asawa D2 Sa MTC?

Nahuli post mo dito, ano gagawin mo?

Sinong Mtc Member Ang Masarap Kumain?

Sinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Kasayaw?

Mtc's Funniest Nicknames?

What's The Reason Behind Your Avatar?

Sinong Idol Mo Sa MTC?

Have U Ever Been Rejected By An MTC Member?

What's Your Real Age?

Saan ka nag Kinder,GS, HS & College?

What was the last MTC eb you attended?

Sino Sa MTC Ang Gusto Mong Syotain?

Who's Your MTC Payaso?

Sinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Imake-over?

You Did Who?

Makulit Ka Ba?

Nasan Ka Ngayon?

Huling Pumasok Sa Bibig Mo?

Huli Mong Hinawakan?

One Million Pesos: How Do You Plan To Spend It?

Anong Website Ang Ini-explore Mo Ngayon?

How Many Kids Would You Like To Have?

Naligo ka ba?

Differences Between Men And Women?

Sino Ang Huling Tao Nakita Mo?

Bakit Ka Baliw Sa Internet?

Kung Xmen Ka--- Ano Powers Mo?

who is your '10'?

What Kind Of Drunk Are You?

What was your favorite toy?

What's Your Favorite Movie Line/s?

Diffrentiate A Friend From A Lover.

Are You A Flirt?

How do you handle rejection?

Are you 'beddable' or not?

Malibog Ka Ba?

Which Profession Turns You On?

San Ipinuputok?

Spit or Swallow?

What Do You Feel When You Go Down on a Guy?

Doggie Or Woman On Top?

Do You Like It When People Watch You Having Sex?

What Time Do You Prefer Having Sex?

Ever Made Love To 2 Dfferent Men In 1 Day?

What Do You Do When You Get Horny?

Seb? Who'd Ya Wanna Meet?

Have You Ever Filmed Your Sexual Performance?

What Is The Dirtiest Dream You Ever Had?

Size Or Performance?

Do you want your guys wild in bed?

What Is Your Preferred Dick Size?

Have You Done It With A Married One?

Are You A Sex Addict?

Ever Been Caught Having Sex?

Office Sexcapades/Affairs - Have U? Would U?

Have You Ever Done It With The Same Sex?

Sex With Your Partner: Quantity Or Quality?

What Title Would You Give Your Sex Video/movie?

Are you into Bondage & A Little Pain?

How far would you go? Sexual things you would do/not do

Least Fave Sexual Position?

What If Your Sex Partner Has Bad Breath?

How Would You Like To Be Seduced?

What makes a Woman Wild in BED?

How To Initiate Sex?

ARE YOU SHAVED OR NOT?

Negligee/lingerie Or Just Buck-a$s Naked?

Major Turn-offs?

Paano Maglagay Ng Hickey/kissmark?

Are You A Moaner/yeller/howler?

Whats Makes A Man GOOD or BAD In Bed?

What part of the body when kissed or touched arouses you?

How Do You Keep Your Mind Off Sex?

What is the best way to excite a woman?

Your Rituals before Having Sex with your Partner?

Female Masturbation, how do women do it?

Style & Color Of Undies That Turns You On?

Pagsinabi Bang "Kahit Saan" Anong Meaning Nun?

What To Do You Say If You Don't Want To Go Down?

Do you do role-playing in the bedroom?

Threesome, how about it?

Your Greatest Sex Experience?

Sex With Your Teachers?

Your First Motel Experience?

Humps, Bolitas Or Wat?

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Guest River

(from jennyb) :D

 

1. if you were an exotic dancer, what would your stage name be?

 

2. what would your "special show" be like?

 

3. without asking, touching, and/or getting a girl naked, what is the best way to tell if she's wet?

 

4. make kwento your funniest sex perience

 

5. lights on, off, or low?

 

6. what music would you prefer to be playing in the background for

 

-a romantic night, wining & dining with your partner

-getting someone in the mood/foreplay

-slow, sensual lovemaking

-wild, animalistic sex

 

7. what sex fantasy have you yet to fulfill?

 

8. adjectives that best describe:

 

- river

- LT

-bubuy

-mondo

-www

-betong

-dobs

-slick

-tinay

-russ

-golfer

- darkcyko

- dennis

- tim

-sweetie

 

:)

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My turn :evil:

 

Whats The Craziest Thing You Did For Love? - a lot!

Do You Let Your Partner Read Your Text Messages? - no..

First Thing U Did After A Major Break-up? - date again!

What Has Love Taught You Lately? - hold back..

What Do You Talk About On Your First Date? - personal infos & stuff..

Fling Relationship! Yes Or No, Why? YES... no pressure.. no strings attached..

Are guys clueless when it comes to women? - definitely!

Stupidest Things You've Argued About? - time..

Top 10 MTC males/females? - answered that.. chek River's q's

What would you do to me? - put that wire thing in ur head..

Rate my avatar. - 10 ^_^

Gusto Mo Bang Bosohan Ang User Above You? - who? you? why not.. :rolleyes:

Would You Date The Person Above You? - hu?

Sinong Gusto Mong Mag-pm Sa Iyo? - c wolf.. arf!

Sinong MTC Member ang Crush Nyo? - wla..

Who Is The Most Mysterious Person In Mtc? - hmmm... ewan ko..

Sinong M T C Member Ang Huling Nag-text Sa 'yo? - jorps

Sinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Makasama Matulog? - c mondo nga.. tas gugupitan ko ng buhok..

Sinong MTC Member Ang Gusto Mong Kumanta? - c christina.. torete.. torete...

Sinong MTC Member Ang Gusto Nyo Maka Date? - kung cnu pde..

How often do you log on to MTC? - everyday..

Me Or The Person Above Me? - YOU! :boo:

Safe Ba Na Ka-eb Ang User Above You Sa Tingin Mo? - sinu ba?

Whose Pm Inbox/sent Items Folder would you like to read? - kay jorps..

Sinong Mtc Member Ang Huli Mong Ni-text? - c jorps..

Dedicate A Song/poem To The User Above You. - spider pig.. spider pig.. does watever spider pig does..

MTC Matchmaker: Who Shall You Match? (at least 5 couples) - Dennis and Sprite :wub: (wla na ko maisip!)

Coolest Mtc Member? - lahat kayo.. naks..

Sinong MTC Member Ang Kausap Mo Ngayon Sa Ym? - dennis..

What Would You Do To Me? - eeerrr.. say HI! :lol:

How was your first MTC EB? - aga umuwi.. ahahaha..

MTC Members You Wish To Meet? - c jhelicious.. :rolleyes:

Sinong Mtc Member Ang Masarap Kainuman? - Bangerz syempre.. tska mga tga BU.. :thumbsupsmiley:

How did you discover MTC? - heard it everywhere..

Sinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Kasama Maligo? c LT nga..

Sinong Kamuka Mong Artista? - bakekang :wub:

If You Were Another Existing MTC Handle? - Darkcuka :sick: :lol:

Sino-sino Na Nag-pm Sa 'yo? - andami jusko..

What's The Lamest And Weirdest "pm" You Received? - care for SEB? here's my number achuchuchu... :huh:

Why Did You Join MTC? - wla lang.. try sumthin new..

First person you met/dated in MTC? - bangerz..

What Thread Or Forum Do You Go To First? - alabang

Anong Reaksyon Mo Pag-down/offline Ang Mtc? - HUWAAAAAAATTTTT???

What Is In MTC That You Like The Most? - cool peeps..

Type Nyo Bang Maghanap Ng Asawa D2 Sa MTC? - ayaw..

Nahuli post mo dito, ano gagawin mo? - wla..

Sinong Mtc Member Ang Masarap Kumain? - kring and majadera :lol:

Sinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Kasayaw? - tim and ryan agoncillo

Mtc's Funniest Nicknames? - andami!

What's The Reason Behind Your Avatar? - nothin.. its juz me..

Sinong Idol Mo Sa MTC? - River and you! (naks.. sipsip!)

Have U Ever Been Rejected By An MTC Member? - no..

What's Your Real Age?- 27

Saan ka nag Kinder,GS, HS & College? - gradeschool PZES highschool AU-JASHS college PLM BS Psychology

What was the last MTC eb you attended? - bangerz' weefee session..

Sino Sa MTC Ang Gusto Mong Syotain? - wla pa ko makita eh.. :P

Who's Your MTC Payaso? - c flamingbullet..

Sinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Imake-over? - c tim!

You Did Who? - who?

Makulit Ka Ba? - sobra..

Nasan Ka Ngayon? - offc..

Huling Pumasok Sa Bibig Mo? - chicken..

Huli Mong Hinawakan? - mouse..

One Million Pesos: How Do You Plan To Spend It? - family first..

Anong Website Ang Ini-explore Mo Ngayon? MTC and ... un!

How Many Kids Would You Like To Have? - 2 lang..

Naligo ka ba? - syempre..

Differences Between Men And Women? - dami eh! :lol:

Sino Ang Huling Tao Nakita Mo? - offcmate ko..

Bakit Ka Baliw Sa Internet? - mejo.. :lol:

Kung Xmen Ka--- Ano Powers Mo? - un kay storm.. harharhar!

who is your '10'? - what '10'?

What Kind Of Drunk Are You? - nde naman ako malakas uminom :rolleyes:

What was your favorite toy? - puzzles

What's Your Favorite Movie Line/s? - "akala mo lang wla.. pro meron.. meron.. merooooooooonnn!!" :lol:

Diffrentiate A Friend From A Lover. - ahahaha.. mahaba habang ekplenasyon to..

Are You A Flirt? - no..

How do you handle rejection? - move on..

Are you 'beddable' or not? - i dunno.. im gonna have to ask first.. :lol:

Malibog Ka Ba? - di masyado..

Which Profession Turns You On? - nothin specific...

San Ipinuputok? - sa labas! sa kama.. not anywer my body please... :sick: :lol:

Spit or Swallow? - none of the above.. :sick:

What Do You Feel When You Go Down on a Guy? - nothin.. :P

Doggie Or Woman On Top? - woman on top..

Do You Like It When People Watch You Having Sex? - no..

What Time Do You Prefer Having Sex? - anytime.. :lol:

Ever Made Love To 2 Dfferent Men In 1 Day? - no..

What Do You Do When You Get Horny? - "call-a-friend" :lol:

Seb? Who'd Ya Wanna Meet? - nahhh..

Have You Ever Filmed Your Sexual Performance? - no..

What Is The Dirtiest Dream You Ever Had? - orgy.. ahahahaha..

Size Or Performance? - performance.. and a little on the size.. :lol:

Do you want your guys wild in bed? - not so wild..

What Is Your Preferred Dick Size? - i dunno.. i dont measure.. :lol:

Have You Done It With A Married One? - yes..

Are You A Sex Addict? - no..

Ever Been Caught Having Sex? - yeah! in puerto galera! :lol:

Office Sexcapades/Affairs - Have U? Would U? - been there.. done that..

Have You Ever Done It With The Same Sex? - kissing.. but sex, no...

Sex With Your Partner: Quantity Or Quality? - quality

What Title Would You Give Your Sex Video/movie? - no idea..

Are you into Bondage & A Little Pain? - no

How far would you go? Sexual things you would do/not do - no anal please.. no spit or swallow or watever..

Least Fave Sexual Position? - standing?

What If Your Sex Partner Has Bad Breath? - no way :

How Would You Like To Be Seduced? - strip dance in front of me.. ahahaha..

What makes a Woman Wild in BED? - i dunno...

How To Initiate Sex? - momol.. ahahahaha!

ARE YOU SHAVED OR NOT? - shaved

Negligee/lingerie Or Just Buck-a$s Naked? - naked!

Major Turn-offs? - sloppy kisser.. un sobrang hairy.. anywer..

Paano Maglagay Ng Hickey/kissmark? - ewan ko..

Are You A Moaner/yeller/howler? - soft moaner...

Whats Makes A Man GOOD or BAD In Bed? - i dunno...

What part of the body when kissed or touched arouses you? - nape and back..

How Do You Keep Your Mind Off Sex? - think of jolibee.. mcdo..

What is the best way to excite a woman? - i dunno... :lol:

Your Rituals before Having Sex with your Partner? - shower?

Female Masturbation, how do women do it? - errrr... fingers?

Style & Color Of Undies That Turns You On? - black or white..

Pagsinabi Bang "Kahit Saan" Anong Meaning Nun? - eh di kahit saan..

What To Do You Say If You Don't Want To Go Down? - "may singaw ako!"

Do you do role-playing in the bedroom? - no

Threesome, how about it? - nope..

Your Greatest Sex Experience? - at the back seat of the car.. while d other guy's driving in SSH..

Sex With Your Teachers? - nope..

Your First Motel Experience? - sogo..

Humps, Bolitas Or Wat? - wla!

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ako ulit....

 

at bakit mo naman gustong makasabay ako pagligo? paliliguan mo ba ako? ;)

 

pwede ba akong sumama sa pagudpud o parang istorbo na ako sa inyo ni russ? hehe!

 

1. wla lang.. ang kikay kikay mo kc... :lol:

2. oo naman sama ka.. dun ka sa kabilang kwarto ah.. :lol:

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(from jennyb) :D

 

1. if you were an exotic dancer, what would your stage name be? - i have no idea... :lol:

 

2. what would your "special show" be like? - pde bang hiphop na lang.. :lol:

3. without asking, touching, and/or getting a girl naked, what is the best way to tell if she's wet? - i dunno :lol:

4. make kwento your funniest sex perience - we got caught by a friend while doin it in puerto galera.. :lol:

 

5. lights on, off, or low? - low

 

6. what music would you prefer to be playing in the background for

 

-a romantic night, wining & dining with your partner - nina's i didnt mean to make u mine..

-getting someone in the mood/foreplay - turning my safety off

-slow, sensual lovemaking - turning my safety off

-wild, animalistic sex - teenagers by MCO .. ahahahaha..

 

7. what sex fantasy have you yet to fulfill? - 3some?

 

8. adjectives that best describe:

 

- river - cool

- LT - kikay

-bubuy - salitype.. (nde ko pa kc nameet eh.. )

-mondo - sweet

-www - cool

-betong - quiet

-dobs - hilarious! :lol:

-slick - demure

-tinay - lashengga :lol:

-russ - funny

-golfer - simple (pro manyak!)

- darkcyko - psycho .. peace dude.. :lol:

- dennis - kulet

- tim - cool

-sweetie - payatot :lol:

 

:)

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Konti lang ito I swear.hehehe :hypocritesmiley:

 

 

"Have you ever . . ."

 

1) French kissed (tongued)?

2) been on a blind date?

3) had or given a hickey?

4) engaged in foreplay?

5) read a pornographic book or magazine?

6) masturbated to a picture?

7) sucked an MOS's (member of opposite sex) breasts or had your breasts sucked?

8) seen a pornographic movie?

9) gone coed skinny-dipping?

10) committed an act of exhibitionism (moon, streak, flash)?

11) masturbated?

12) purchased contraceptives?

13) engaged in foreplay for more than two hours consecutively?

14) been shopping inside a porn shop?

15) showered or bathed with an MOS?

16) shaved your pubic hair?

17) committed an act of voyeurism?

18) had sex with a virgin?

19) had sex in a car?

20) had sex outdoors?

21) experienced a lap dance?

22) gone to a strip club or porn house?

23) performed a strip tease for an MOS?

24) met with someone for sex only?

25) had sex non-stop for an hour?

26) interrupted a couple having sex?

27) jerked off or fingered by an MOS?

28) jerked off or fingered an MOS?

29) photographed a MOS naked?

30) been naked in photos taken by a MOS?

31) given oral sex to a MOS?

32) done 69?

33) had sex in three or more positions?

34) experimented sexually before puberty?

35) been caught masturbating?

36) masturbated with another person in the room?

37) watched another person masturbate?

38) watched another party have sex?

39) had sex in a public place?

40) had sex during menstruation?

41) gotten a woman pregnant, been pregnant?

42) (arranged, had) an abortion?

43) have a child or children?

44) had a V.D. test?

45) had a V.D.?

46) orgasmed three or more times in one night?

47) traveled over 100 miles just to get laid?

48) cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse?

49) picked up a stranger for sex?

50) had sex with a member that you've met on MTC?

51) had sex with a MOS with an age difference of 10 years or more?

52) had sex with a MOS with an age difference of 20 years or more?

53) put an inanimate object up your vagina or anus?

54) had anal sex?

55) had sex in front of a third party?

56) had an alcoholic drink?

57) been drunk?

58) used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance?

59) had an alcoholic blackout?

60) smoked tobacco?

61) smoked pot or hashish?

62) used LSD, PCP, heroin, or Mushrooms?

63) used cocaine?

64) used three or more recreational drugs in one night?

65) been arrested?

66) been convicted of a crime?

67) accepted money to remove any clothing?

68) gotten laid on the first date?

69) had a threesome?

70) had a foursome?

71) attended any of the orgy or swinger parties held by our members?

72) rimmed a partner?

73) Sought out a hooker?

74) engaged (used) a hooker or gigolo?

75) had sex with two MOSes at the same time?

76) had sex with two different people separately in a 24 hr period?

77) videotaped yourself having sex?

78) accepted money to perform a sexual act?

79) gave or received sex with a strap-on?

80) slept with a married MOS?

81) been engaged?

82) been married?

83) had sex with a friend of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse?

84) had sex with a relative of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse?

85) had sex with more than 10 different people in your life?

86) had sex with more than 30 different people in your life?

87) had sex with more than 50 different people in your life?

88) had sex with an unconscious person?

89) been propositioned by a homosexual?

90) accepted?

91) kissed a member of the SAME sex?

92) been masturbated by a member of the SAME sex?

93) been orally stimulated by a member of the SAME sex?

94) had sex with a member of the SAME sex?

95) lived in a threesome (sex with 2 others) for a month or more?

96) been involved in an orgy or swingers party?

97) engaged in bondage?

98) engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?

99) engaged in group (5 or more people) sex?

100) recommended MTC to another person?

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"Have you ever . . ."

1) French kissed (tongued)? yes

2) been on a blind date? no

3) had or given a hickey? yes

4) engaged in foreplay? yes

5) read a pornographic book or magazine? yes

6) masturbated to a picture? no

7) stinked an MOS's(member of the opposite sex) breasts or had your breasts stinked? yes

8) seen a pornographic movie? yes

9) gone coed skinny-dipping? no

10) committed an act of exhibitionism (moon, streak, flash)? no

11) masturbated? yes

12) purchased contraceptives? yes

13) engaged in foreplay for more than two hours consecutively? yes

14) been shopping inside a porn shop? no

15) showered or bathed with an MOS? yes

16) shaved your pubic hair? yes

17) committed an act of voyeurism? no

18) had sex with a virgin? ahh.. not sure if he's really a virgin :unsure: :lol:

19) had sex in a car? yes

20) had sex outdoors? yes

21) experienced a lap dance? no

22) gone to a strip club or porn house? no

23) performed a strip tease for an MOS? no

24) met with someone for sex only? yes

25) had sex non-stop for an hour? yes

26) interrupted a couple having sex? no

27) jerked off or fingered by an MOS? yes

28) jerked off or fingered an MOS? no

29) photographed a MOS naked? no

30) been naked in photos taken by a MOS? no

31) given oral sex to a MOS? yes

32) done 69? yes

33) had sex in three or more positions? yes

34) experimented sexually before puberty? no

35) been caught masturbating? no

36) masturbated with another person in the room? yes

37) watched another person masturbate? yes

38) watched another party have sex? no

39) had sex in a public place? yes

40) had sex during menstruation? yes.. once! :sick:

41) gotten a woman pregnant? NO!

42) (arranged, had) an abortion? no

43) have a child or children? yes

44) had a V.D. test? no

45) had a V.D.? no

46) orgasmed three or more times in one night? yes

47) traveled over 100 miles just to get laid? no

48) cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse? yes

49) picked up a stranger for sex? no

50) had sex with a member that you've met on MTC? yes

51) had sex with a MOS with an age difference of 10 years or more? no

52) had sex with a MOS with an age difference of 20 years or more? no

53) put an inanimate object up your anus? hell no!

54) had anal sex? no way!

55) had sex in front of a third party? no

56) had an alcoholic drink? yes

57) been drunk? yes

58) used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance? yes

59) had an alcoholic blackout? yes

60) smoked tobacco? no

61) smoked pot or hashish? no

62) used LSD, PCP, heroin, or Mushrooms? no

63) used cocaine? no

64) used three or more recreational drugs in one night? no

65) been arrested? no

66) been convicted of a crime? no

67) accepted money to remove any clothing? no

68) gotten laid on the first date? no

69) had a threesome? no

70) had a foursome? no

71) attended any of the orgy or swinger parties held by our members? no

72) rimmed a partner? yes

73) Sought out a hooker? no

74) engaged with a hooker or gigolo? no

75) had sex with two MOSes at the same time? no

76) had sex with two different people separately in a 24 hr period? no

77) videotaped yourself having sex? no

78) accepted money to perform a sexual act? no

79) gave or received sex with a strap-on? no

80) slept with a married MOS? yes

81) been engaged? yes

82) been married? yes

83) had sex with a friend of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse? no

84) had sex with a relative of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse? no

85) had sex with more than 10 different people in your life? no

86) had sex with more than 30 different people in your life? no

87) had sex with more than 50 different people in your life? no

88) had sex with an unconscious person? no

89) been propositioned by a homosexual? no

90) accepted? no

91) kissed a member of the SAME sex? yes

92) been masturbated by a member of the SAME sex? yes

93) been orally stimulated by a member of the SAME sex? yes

94) had sex with a member of the SAME sex? no

95) lived in a threesome (sex with 2 others) for a month or more? no

96) been involved in an orgy or swingers party? no

97) engaged in bondage? no

98) engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment? no

99) engaged in group (5 or more people) sex? no

100) recommended MTC to another person? yes

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1. Why are they called 'Hot Dogs' when they are not even dog meat?

2. Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

3. Why is it called MENstruation?

4. If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?

5. What happens if you give a pig some bacon?

6. IF driving and drinking is against the law, why do all the bars have parking lots?

7. Who really did "let the dogs out "?

8. If "X" marks the spot...how come women have a "G" spot?

9. Where does the white go when snow melts?

10. Exactly where is the road less traveled?

 

 

 

bwahahahaha.. :P

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1. Why are they called 'Hot Dogs' when they are not even dog meat?

 

It is said that on June 3, 1903, Adolf Gehring was selling food at a ball game in St. Louis, Missouri. On this particular day, Adolf had a good day and sold out all his food and drinks. He went to a baker to buy some bread, but they had nothing left but some long dinner rolls which he bought. He then went to a butcher shop and bought all the sausages and wieners that the butcher had. With a portable wood stove, he cooked up the pork sausages and wieners and placed them in the rolls he had split. He started walking through the crowd offering his meat sandwiches as he called them. One man hollered at him, "Give me one of those damn hot dogs." The phrase caught on and everyone in the crowd was soon hollering for hot dogs."

2. Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

Maybe for them.. its “love at first touch” :wub: :lol:

 

3. Why is it called MENstruation?

 

Because just like MEN.. we gotta get rid of it in our system.. :lol:

 

4. If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?

 

Double vision can be either monocular (seen with one eye) or binocular (seen with both eyes).

 

5. What happens if you give a pig some bacon?

 

It think he’s still gonna eat it.. :lol:

 

6. IF driving and drinking is against the law, why do all the bars have parking lots?

 

San mo gusting mag park pag nasa bar ka.. aber? :angry:

 

7. Who really did "let the dogs out "?

 

Snoop dog? :unsure:

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

8. If "X" marks the spot...how come women have a "G" spot?

 

The term "G-spot" was coined by Addiego in 1981. It is named after the German gynaecologist Ernst Gräfenberg who is claimed to have first hypothesized the existence of such an area in 1950. G-spot, is a small area in women behind the pubic bone, surrounding the urethra and accessible through the anterior wall of the vagina. It is putatively an erogenous zone that when stimulated leads to high levels of sexual arousal and powerful orgasms

 

9. Where does the white go when snow melts?

 

The white is the result of light reflected off frozen water molecules. The snow isn’t really white; it only appears white. When the snow melts, the crystals change form and become liquid.

10. Exactly where is the road less traveled?

 

The yellow brick road… :lol:

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1. ano ang gusto mong unang hahalikan sa yo?

 

2. 5 men of mtc na gusto mong makasama sa orgy?

 

3. purefoods hotdog o pampanga longganisa?

 

4. Sinong gusto mong bumati sayo? Paano? Please demonstrate.

 

5. anong deodorant mo?

 

6. size ng bra mo?

 

7. if you'll be given a chance to know somonelse's secret, whos secret would that be? baket?

 

8. puro ka russ...aside from russ sino gusto mong humalik sa yo?

 

9. regular panty or thong? (ang lagi mong suot)

 

10. may in grown ka ba?

 

11. anong secret mo sa pagpapapayat?

 

12. (except russ) who do you wish you're with right now.

 

13. ano brand ng toothpaste mo?

 

14. sino nagturo sayo kumanta?

 

15. gawa ka ng ideal guy mo... features coming from mtc men (e.g. eyes- river nose-russ etc. etc.) buong buo ah...

 

16. magbigay ng 5 salita na naguumpisa sa mga letrang KAN...

 

:D

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