Guest River Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Good morning uli tay :hypocritesmiley: 1) Gumamit ka ba ng rough rider 16 years ago? 16 yrs ago or nung 16 ako wala pang rough rider nun...plastic lang ng yelo meron. 2) Di kaya hinubad mo iyon at kaya nabuo? :evil: hehehehe....sa toxic ng tatay mo noon wet dreams pa lang nakakabuntis na... 3) Di ba tatak ng maong ang rough rider? 4) Gumagamit ka ba ng tissue kung nag pu-poopy doo?nope... kinikiskis ko sa semento. :sick: 5) Nasampal ka na ba ng babae? masakit ba?hindi pa...ako sumasampal pero sa wetpaks lang habang sinasabing..."Sino Tatay mo?!!!" :evil: 6) Idol mo ba si robin padilla?dehins pre...bagito yan....kay dolphy ako. 7) Kung nasa isang bakanteng isla ka at isa lang ang pwede mong kasama, sino ang pipiliin mo?Angelina Jolie na may burat or si Brad Pitt na may keps?punyeta....isla ba yan o impiyerno? 8) May isang tren na tumatakbo ng 60MPH patungong kanluran, may isa pa ring tren na tumatakbo ng 40 KPH patungong silangan, pareho silang 100 miles apart, what time sila magaabot?1 hour 11 mins 4 secs. 9) Nung nahulog si jack galing sa hill, sino tumulak kay jill?si rose...nagselos kay jill. 10) Naniniwala ka ba sa mga kwento ni lola basyang?[/color]hindi ko na inabot yan pre...FR na lang ni lola sebyang inabot ko... :boo: Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 yung kay swit nga super dami din sinagot mo nmn e! puro yes or no nga lang yang sakin e.... ang daya!!! o ayaw mo lang mabuking ang pagka-S.A. mo? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hahahaha....sasagutin ko my dear... basta panood ng cam ha.. :evil: Link to comment
consiglieri Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 tay nalampasan mo yung sa kin! 3 lang yun Link to comment
jennybaby Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 hahahaha....sasagutin ko my dear... basta panood ng cam ha.. :evil: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> game!! sagutin mo na! :evil: Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 tay nmn e. wag mo nmn ako kuripotin! eto, since im addicted to "Desperate Housewives"... yung isang guy in that show is undergoing therapy for Sex Addiction... so here are 40 questions for self-diagnosis for S.A.tignan natin kung gano kalala ka na tay!!! :evil: 1.) Have you ever tried to control how much sex to have or how often you would see someone? YES I DESPERATELY TRIED 2.) Do you find yourself unable to stop seeing a specific person even though you know that seeing this person is destructive to you? I DID 3.) Do you feel that you don't want anyone to know about your sexual or romantic activities? OFTEN YES 4.) Do you get "high" from sex and/or romance? EVERYTIME 5.) Have you had sex at inappropriate times, in inappropriate places, and/or with inappropriate people? YES, YES, YES 6.) Do you make promises to yourself concerning your sexual or romantic behavior that you find you cannot follow? SOMETIMES 7.) Have you had or do you have sex with someone you don't (didn't) want to have sex with? NO 8.) Do you believe that sex and/or a relationship will make your life bearable? YES 9.) Have you ever felt that you had to have sex? YES 10.) Do you believe that someone can "fix" you? YES 11.) Do you keep a list, written or otherwise, of the number of partners you've had? GF YES, SEXUAL PARTNERS NO 12.) Do you feel desperation or uneasiness when you are away from your lover or sexual partner? NO 13.) Have you lost count of the number of sexual partners you've had? LONG TIME AGO 14.) Do you feel desperate about your need for a lover, sexual fix, or future mate? NO 15.) Have you or do you have sex regardless of the consequences (e.g.. the threat of being caught, the risk of contracting herpes, gonorrhea, AIDS, etc.)? SOMETIMES 16.) Do you find that you have a pattern of repeating bad relationships? SOMETIMES 17.) Do you feel that your only (or major) value in a relationship is your ability to perform sexually, or provide an emotional fix? NO 18.) Do you feel that you're not "really alive" unless you are with your sexual / romantic partner? ME NO MY DICK YES 19.) Do you feel entitled to sex? YES 20.) Do you find yourself in a relationship that you cannot leave? YES 21.) Have you ever threatened your financial stability or standing in the community by pursuing a sexual partner? YES 22.) Do you believe that the problems in your "love life" result from continuing to remain with the "wrong" person? NO 23.) Have you ever had a serious relationship threatened or destroyed because of outside sexual activity? YES 24.) Do you feel that life would have no meaning without a love relationship or without sex? YES 25.) Do you find yourself flirting or sexualizing with someone even if you do not mean to? YES 26.) Does your sexual and/or romantic behavior affect your reputation? NO 27.) Do you have sex and/or "relationships" to try to deal with, or escape from life's problems? YES 28.) Do you feel uncomfortable about your masturbation because of the frequency with which you masturbate, the fantasies you engage in, the props you use, and/or the places in which you do it? YES 29.) Do you engage in the practice of voyeurism, exhibitionism, etc. in ways that bring discomfort and pain? NO HAVENT TRIED 30.) Do you find yourself needing greater and greater variety and energy in your sexual or romantic activities just to achieve an "acceptable" level of physical and emotional relief? NO 31.) Do you need to have sex, or "fall in love" in order to feel like a "real man" or a "real woman"? NO 32.) Do you feel that your sexual and romantic behavior is about as rewarding as hijacking a revolving door? NO 33.) Are you unable to concentrate on other areas of your life because of thoughts or feelings you are having about another person or about sex? YES SOMETIMES 34.) Do you find yourself obsessing about a specific person or sexual act even though these thoughts bring pain, craving or discomfort? VERY FEW TIMES 35.) Have you ever wished you could stop or control your sexual and romantic activities for a given period of time? NO 36.) Do you find the pain in your life increasing no matter what you do? NO 37.) Do you feel that you lack dignity and wholeness? NO 38.) Do you feel that your sexual and/or romantic life affects your spiritual life in a negative way? NO 39.) Do you feel that your life is unmanageable because of your excessive dependency needs? NO 40.) Have you ever thought that there might be more you could do with your life if you were not so driven by sexual and romantic pursuits? NO. Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 AYOS!!! magaling...humabol si tatay sa pagsagot ah...buhusan pa natin ng tanong 1. Kung magiging Cabinet Secretary ka...anong department ang gusto mo at bakit?Department of Health... so i can require all nurses to be examined.....by me. 2. Kung may artista, Local (Circa 70's, 80's, 90's) na pwede mong maka-ulayaw...sino sino sila?Rio LocsinEula ValdezAmanda Page :evil: 3. Ano ang isport mo?diving, basketball and running....mostly in that order. Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 tay nalampasan mo yung sa kin! 3 lang yun <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ok pre...nakita ko na. Link to comment
consiglieri Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 ok pre...nakita ko na. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ayos...salamat tay... isip pa tayo ng tanong... para di ot... 1. Nageenjoy ka naman sa ginagawa mo ngayon?2. Kung papalitan ng maykapal ang etet mo ng kahit anong bagay na matigas at mahaba ano ang papapalit mo jan?3. Kung kotse ka, ano ka at bakit?4. Anong paborito mong tv show, bakit?5. Pag nagising ka sa isang kwarto ng nakahubad at nakatali at may nakitang lalaki na may latigo, ano ang una mong isisigaw?6. Madali ka ba malasing?7. Pag may magandang chick, mas madali ka ba malasing?8. Anong paborito mong ulam? Link to comment
jennybaby Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 (edited) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ayos!! wahahaha!! hmmmmmmmm.... looks like youre not a basket case after all, tay hindi ka pala S.A. .... sila pala ang naa-addict sayo!!! :evil: :thumbsupsmiley: Edited June 23, 2006 by jennybaby Link to comment
bluegreen717 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Eto 'Tay! As my doting father, which five MTC studs would you want to see me on a date with, and why? (Ako na bahalang mag-PM sa kanila.) I know, kasama na si Wussie 'dun, pero maliban pa sa kanya. Link to comment
russ Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Eto 'Tay! As my doting father, which five MTC studs would you want to see me on a date with, and why? (Ako na bahalang mag-PM sa kanila.) I know, kasama na si Wussie 'dun, pero maliban pa sa kanya. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>teka... bakit naman "maliban" ako... para di OT... nag i-expire po ba ang ketchup? Link to comment
bluegreen717 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 teka... bakit naman "maliban" ako... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Eh kasi parati nalang ikaw! RUSS, RUSS, RUSS!!! Sabihin pa nilang napaka-loyal ko sa 'yo! :cry: Gusto mo away?!?! Link to comment
LT Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 tay... ito pa po... 1. tell us 5 things that we still do not know about you that you want to tell us2. name 5 things that makes you happy the most3. what's the most best thing that you ever learned in kindergarten (kung meron na po nung time mo po)4. when was the first time you cried? why? Link to comment
consiglieri Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 tay... ito pa po... 3. what's the most best thing that you ever learned in kindergarten (kung meron na po nung time mo po)<{POST_SNAPBACK}> tinira ka pa tay oh... hehehe peace :thumbsupsmiley: Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 ayos!! wahahaha!! hmmmmmmmm.... looks like youre not a basket case after all, tay hindi ka pala S.A. .... sila pala ang naa-addict sayo!!! :evil: :thumbsupsmiley: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hehehe...eh ikaw kailan ka ma aadict sa kin? :boo: Link to comment
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