Song Lyrics

[emoboyrulezdaworld]

found a reason for me

to change who i used to be

a reason to start over new

and the reason is you

 

i found a reason to show

a side of me u didnt know

a reason for all that i do

and the reason is you...

[joel]

Oh My Love

by John Lennon

 

 

Oh my love for the first time in my life,

my eyes are wide open.

Oh my lover for the first time in my life,

my eyes can see.

I see the wind.

Oh, I see the trees.

Everything is clear in my heart.

I see the clouds.

Oh, I see the sky.

Everything is clear in our world.

Oh my love for the first time in my life,

my mind is wide open.

Oh my lover for the first time in my life,

my mind can feel.

I feel the sorrow.

Oh, I feel dreams.

Everything is clear in my heart.

I feel life.

Oh, I feel love.

Everything is clear in our world.

[joel]

Free As A Bird

by John Lennon

 

 

Free, as a bird

It's the next best thing to me

Free as a bird

 

Home, home and dry

Like a homing bird I'll fly

Like a bird on wings

 

Whatever happened to

the love that we once knew

Can we really live without each other

When did we loose the touch

That seemed to mean so much

It always made me feel so

 

Free, as a bird

It's the next best thing to me

Free as a bird

 

Home, home and dry

Like a homing bird I'll fly

Like a bird on wings

 

Whatever happened to

the love that we once knew

Always made me feel so

Free

 

Free, as a bird

It's the next best thing to me

Free as a bird

Free as a bird

Free as a bird

 

Free...

[joel]

Kiss The Rain

by Annie Lennox

 

 

hello...

can you hear me?

am i getting though to you?

hello...

is it late there?

Is there laughter on the line?

are you sure your there alone?

coz im trying to explain

somethings wrong...

you just sound the same

why dont you,why dont you, go outside, go outside

 

kiss the rain whenever you need me

kiss the rain whenever im gone too long

if your lips feel lonely an thirsty

kiss the rain and wait for the dawn

keep in mind we're under the same sky

and the nights as empty for me as for you

if you feel you cant wait till morning

kiss the rain, kiss the rain, kiss the rain

 

hello....

do you miss me?

i hear you say you do, but not the way im missing you

whats new?

hows the weather?

is it stormy where you are?

you sound so close, but it feels like your so far

oh would it mean anything if you knew what im left imagining

in my mind, in my mind, would you go, would you go, kiss the rain

 

and you fall over me, think of me, think of me, think of me, only me

kiss the rain whenever you need me

kiss the rain whenever im gone too long

if your lips feel hungry and tempted

kiss the rain and wait for the dawn

keep in mind we're under the same sky

and the nights as empty for me as for you

if you feel you cant wait till morning

kiss the rain, kiss the rain, kiss the rain........kiss the rain

 

kiss the rain

 

kiss the rain

 

hello.....

can you hear me?

can you hear me?

can you hear me?

[joel]

Call And Answer

Barenaked Ladies

 

 

I think it's getting to the point

where I can be myself again

It's getting to the point

where we have almost made amends

I think it's the getting to the point

that is the hardest part.

 

And if you call, I will answer

And if you fall, I'll pick you up

And if you court this disaster

I'll point you home

I'll point you home

 

You think I only think about you

when we're both in the same room

I'm only here to witness

the remains of love exhumed

You think we're here to play

a game of who loves more than whom

 

And if you call, I will answer

And if you fall, I'll pick you up

And if you court this disaster

 

You think it's only fair to do what's

best for you and you alone

It's only fair to do the same

to me when you're not home

I think it's time to make this something that is

more than only fair

 

So if you call, I will answer

And if you fall, I'll pick you up

And if you court this disaster

I'll point you home.

 

But I'm warning you, don't ever do

those crazy messed up things that you do

If you ever do

I promise you I'll be the first to crucify you

Now it's time to prove that you've come back

here to rebuild.

Rebuild

Rebuild

Rebuild

[Guest myra]

Lay a whisper on my pillow

Leave the winter on the ground

I wake up lonely, in this air of silence

In the bedroom and all around

Touch me now, I close my eyes

And dream away

 

It must have been love but it’s over now

It must have been good but I lost it somehow

It must have been love but it’s over now

From the moment we touched ‘til the time had run out

 

Make-believing we’re together

That I’m sheltered by your heart

In and outside I turn to water

Like a teardrop in your palm :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Supra]

Feelin' Way Too Damn Good ~ Nickelback

I missed you so much that I begged here to fly here and see me

You must've broke down cuz you finally said that you would

But now that you're here

I just feel like I'm constantly dreaming

But something's gotta go wrong

Cuz I'm feelin' way too damn good

 

For 48 hours I don't think that we left my hotel room

Should show you the sites cuz I'm sure that I said that I would

We gotta make love just one last time in the shower

Well something's gotta go wrong cos I'm feelin' way too damn good

 

And it's like...

 

Everytime I turn around

I fall in love and find my heart face down

And where it lands is when it should

This time it's like

The two of us should probably start to fight

Cuz something's gotta go wrong

Cuz I'm feelin' way too damn good

 

Sometimes life ain't best if left in the memory

It's better kept inside than left for good

Lookin' back each time they tried to tell me

Well something's gotta go wrong

Cuz I'm feelin' way too damn good

 

And it's like...

 

Everytime I turn around

I fall in love and find my heart face down

And where it lands is when it should

This time it's like

The two of us should probably start to fight

Cuz something's gotta go wrong

Cuz I'm feelin' way too damn good

Feelin' way too damn good

 

I missed you so much that I begged here to fly here and see me

You must've broke down cuz you finally said that you would

But now that you're here,

I just feel that I'm constantly dreaming

Cuz something's gotta go wrong

Cuz I'm feelin' way too damn good

 

And it's like...

 

Everytime I turn around

I fall in love and find my heart face down

And where it lands is when it should

This time it's like

The two of us should probably start to fight

Cos something's gotta go wrong

Cos I'm feelin' way too damn good

 

Feelin' way too damn good

 

I missed you so much that I begged here to fly here and see me

 

Feelin' way too damn good

 

I missed you so much that I begged here to fly here and see me

Edited July 31, 2004 by Macy

[Macy]

Out Of My League

Stephen Speaks

 

it's her hair and her eyes today

that just simply take me away

and the feeling that i'm falling further in love

makes me shiver but in a good way

all the times i have sat and stared

as she thoughtfully thumbs through her hair

and she purses her lips, bats her eyes and she plays,

with me sitting there slack-jawed and nothing to say

cause i love her with all that i am

and my voice shakes along with my hands

cause she’s all that I see and she’s all that I need

and i'm out of my league once again

 

it's a masterful melody when she calls out my name to me

as the world spins around her she laughs, rolls her eyes

and i feel like i'm falling but it's no surprise

cause i love her with all that i am

and my voice shakes along with my hands

cause it's frightening to be swimming in this strange sea

but i'd rather be here than on land

yes she's all that i see and she's all that i need

and i'm out of my league once again

 

it's her hair and her eyes today

that just simply take me away

and the feeling that i'm falling further in love

makes me shiver but in a good way

all the times i have sat and stared

as she thoughtfully thumbs through her hair

and she purses her lips, bats her eyes and she plays,

with me sitting there slack-jawed and nothing to say

cause i love her with all that i am

and my voice shakes along with my hands

cause it's frightening to be swimming in this strange sea

but i'd rather be here than on land

yes she's all that i see and she's all that i need

and i'm out of my league once again

[Macy]

That's All

by Ricky Nelson

 

I can only give you love that lasts forever,

And a promise to be near each time you call.

And the only heart I own

For you and you alone

That's all,

That's all...

 

I can only give you country walks in springtime

And a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall;

And a love whose burning light

Will warm the winter's night

That's all,

That's all.

 

There are those I am sure who have told you,

They would give you the world for a toy.

All I have are these arms to enfold you,

And a love even time can't destroy.

 

If you're wondering what I'm asking in return, dear,

You'll be glad to know that my demands are small.

Say it's me that you'll adore,

For now and evermore

That's all,

That's all.

[joel]

i didn't like the song much but the lyrics caught my attention....

 

I'm all at sea

Where no one can bother me

Forgot my roots

If only for a day

Just me and my thoughts

Sitting far away

 

Like a warm drink it seeps into my soul

Please just leave me right here on my own

Later on you could spend some time with me

If you want to, all at sea

 

I'm all at sea

Where no one can bother me

I sleep by myself

I drink on my own

I don’t speak to nobody

I gave away my phone

 

Like a warm drink it seeps into my soul

Please just leave me right here on my own

Later on you could spend some time with me

If you want to, all at sea

 

Now I need you more than ever

I need you more than ever now

 

If you don’t need it every day

But sometimes don’t you just crave

To disappear within your mind

You never know what you might find

So come and spend some time with me

And we will spend it all at sea

 

Like a warm drink it seeps into my soul

Please just leave me right here on my own

Later on you could spend some time with me

If you want to, all at sea

 

Ooooh

If you want to, all at sea

If you want to

Edited August 1, 2004 by joel

[hitman531ph]

WORDS

Missing Persons

 

Do you hear me?

Do you care?

Do you hear me?

Do you care?

 

My lips are moving but no sounds coming out

The words are audible but i have my doubts

That you realise what has been said

 

You look at me as if you're in a daze

It's like the feeling at the end of the page when you realize

You don't know what you just read.

 

What are words for

When no one listens anymore

What are words for

When no one listens what are words for

When no one listens

There's no use talking at all.

 

I might as well go up and talk to a wall

Coz all the words are having no effect at all

It's a funny thing.. am i all alone?

 

Something has to happen to change the direction

What little filters though is giving you the wrong impression

"it's a sorry state" I say to myself

 

What are words for

When no one listens anymore

What are words for

When no one listens what are words for

When no one listens

There's no use talking at all.

 

Do you hear me?

Do you care?

Do you hear me?

Do you care?

 

Let me get by over your dead body

Hope to see you soon

When will i know?

Doors three feet wide with no locks open

Walking always backwards in faces of strangers

Time could be my friend

But it's less then nowhere now....

 

Pursue it any further and another thing you'll find

Not only are they deaf and dumb they could be going blind

No one notices

I think i'll dye my hair blue.

 

Media overload bombarding you with action

It's getting near impossible to cause distraction

someone answer me.. before i pull up the plug.

 

What are words for

When no one listens anymore

What are words for

When no one listens what are words for

When no one listens

There's no use talking at all.

 

Do you hear me?

Do you care?

Do you hear me?

Do you care?

Do you hear me?

Do you care?

Do you hear me?

Do you care

[hitman531ph]

DESIRE

Gene Loves Jezebel

 

Oh sugar I've been missing you.

And I've been wondering, where it is you're hiding.

I've been a ball of fire in your arms desire.

And I've been wondering, where it is you're hiding.

 

What you get is what you seek.

Desire.

What you get is what you seek.

Desire.

 

Oh honey, I won't be kissing you.

And I've been wondering, where it is you're hiding.

I've been a ball of fire in your arms desire.

And I've been wondering, where it is you're hiding.

I've had my ears to the ground, to the ground.

I'm just trying to find out what you're hiding.

What is the mystery?

 

You know

Where it is

Why don't you

Come and get it

[hitman531ph]

HOLD ON MY HEART

Genesis

 

Hold on my heart

Just hold on to that feeling

We both know we've been here before

We both know what can happen

 

Hold on my heart

'Cause I'm looking over your shoulder

Ooh please don't rush in this time

Don't show her how you feel

 

Hold on my heart

Throw me a lifeline

I'll keep a place for you

Somewhere deep inside

 

So hold on my heart

Please tell her to be patient

'Cause there has never been a time

That I wanted something more

 

If I can recall this feeling

And I know there's a chance

Oh I will be there

Yes I will be there

Be there for you

Whenever you want me to

Whenever you call

Oh I will be there

Yes I will be there

 

Hold on my heart

Don't let her see you crying

No matter where I go

She'll always be with me

So hold on my heart

Just hold on to that feeling

We both know we've been here before

We both know what can happen

 

So hold on my heart

Just hold on my heart

Hold on my heart

[hitman531ph]

EAT IT

Weird Al Yankovic

(sing to the tune of Michael Jackson's 'Beat It')

 

How come you're always such a fussy young man,

Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,

Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan,

So eat it, just eat it.

 

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate

Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate.

You won't get no desert till you clean off your plate.

So eat it.

 

Don't tell me you're full

 

Just eat it, eat it,

Get yourself an egg and beat it.

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it,

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it.

 

Your table manners are a crying shame

Your playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game.

Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame.

So eat it, just eat it.

 

You better listen, better do what you're told,

You haven't even touched your tuna casserole,

You better chow down or it's gonna get cold,

So eat it.

 

I don't care if you're full

 

Just eat it, eat it.

Open up your mouth and feed it.

Have some more yogurt, have some more Span,

It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned

 

Just eat it, eat it

Don't you make me repeat it.

Have a banana, have a whole bunch,

It doesn't matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it,

eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.

 

Just eat it, eat it,

If it's getting cold reheat it

Have a big dinner, have a light snack,

If you don't like it you can't send it back.

 

Just eat it, eat it,

Get yourself an egg and beat it.

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried

 

Just eat it, eat it,

Don't you make me repeat it

[hitman531ph]

SMELLS LIKE NIRVANA

Weird Al Yankovic

(sing to the tune of Nirvana's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit')

 

What is this song all about?

Can't figure any lyrics out

How do the words to it go?

I wish you'd tell me, I don't know

Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no

Dnn't know, don't know, don't know

 

Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'

And I don't know what I'm singin'

Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'

I still don't know what I'm singin'

We're so loud and incoherent

Boy this oughtta bug your parents

Yeah

 

It's un-in-tel-ligible

I just can't get it through my skull

It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss(?)

With all these marbles in my mouth

Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no

Don't know, don't know, don't know...

 

Well we don't sound like Madonna

Here we are now, we're Nirvana

Sing distinctly? We don't wanna

Buy our album, we're Nirvana

A garage band from Seattle

Well, it sure beats raising cattle

Yeah

 

And I forgot the next verse

Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse

The lyric sheet's so hard to find

What are the words? Oh, nevermind

Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no

Don't know, don't know don't know...

 

Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin'

But I don't know what I'm sayin'

What's the message I'm conveyin'?

Can you tell me what I'm sayin'?

So have you got some idea?

Didn't think so, well, I'll see ya!

Sayonara, sayonara

Ayonawa, adinawa

Odinaya, yodinaya

Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah

Ayaaaaah

Edited August 6, 2004 by hitman531ph

[hitman531ph]

THE SAGA BEGINS

Weird Al Yankovic

(sing to the tune of Don McLean's 'American Pie')

 

A long, long time ago,

In a galaxy far away,

Naboo was under an attack.

 

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn,

Could talk the Federation in

to maybe cutting them a little slack.

 

But their response, it didn't thrill us,

They locked the doors and tried to k*ll us.

But we escaped from that gas,

And met Jar Jar and Boss Nass.

 

We took a Bongo from the scene,

And we went to Theed to see the Queen.

We all wound up on Tatoonine,

That's where we found this boy.

 

Chourus: Oh my, my

This here Anakin guy.

May be Vader,

Some day later,

Now he's just a small fry.

He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,

Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,

Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!'

 

Did you know this junkyard slave

isn't even old enough to shave,

but he can use the force, they say.

Oh, did you see him hittin on the Queen?

Though he's just nine and she's fourteen.

Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her, some day.

 

Well, I know he built C-3PO,

And I heard how fast his pod can go.

And we were broke, it's true,

So we made a wager or two.

 

Well, he was a pre-pubescent flyin' ace.

And the minute Jabba started off that race,

I knew who'd win first place,

Oh yeah, it was our boy!

 

We started singing:

Oh my, my

This here Anakin guy.

May be Vader,

Some day later,

Now he's just a small fry.

He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,

Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,

Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!'

 

Well, we finally got to Coruscant,

The Jedi council, we knew would want

To see how good the boy could be.

So we took him there and told a tale,

How his midi-chlorions were off the scale,

and he might fullfill that prophecy.

 

Oh, the council was impressed, of course,

Could he bring balance to the force?

They interviewed the kid,

Oh, training they forbid!

 

Because, Yoda sensed in him much fear

And Qui-Gon said, now listen here!

Just stick in your pointy ear,

I still, will train the boy!

 

He was singing:

Oh my, my

This here Anakin guy.

May be Vader,

Some day later,

Now he's just a small fry.

He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,

Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,

Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!'

 

We caught a ride back to Naboo,

Coz Queen Amidala wanted too,

I frankly would've liked to stay.

We all fought in that epic war,

And it wasn't long at all before,

Little hot-shot flew his plane and saved the day.

 

And in the end some Gungans died.

Some ships blew up

And some pilots fried.

A lot of folks were croakin',

The battle droids were broken!

 

And the Jedi I admire most,

Met up with Darth Maul, and now he's toast

I'm still here, and he's a ghost

I guess, I'll train the boy.

 

And I was singing:

Oh my, my

This here Anakin guy.

May be Vader,

Some day later,

Now he's just a small fry.

He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,

Saying

'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,

Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!'

 

We were singing:

Oh my, my

This here Anakin guy.

May be Vader,

Some day later,

Now he's just a small fry.

He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,

Saying

'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

[hitman531ph]

YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE

Weird Al Yankovic

 

We´ve been together for so very long

But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?

Seems you don't want me around

The passion is gone and the flame's died down

 

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem

That time that you made it with the whole hockey team

You used to think I was nice

Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

 

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?

That kind of thing is hard to ignore

Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

 

I knew that we were having problems when

You put those piranhas in my bathtub again

You're still the light of my life

Oh darling, I´m beggin', won´t you put down that knife?

 

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way

You poison my coffee just a little each day

I still remember the way that you laughed

When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

 

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra

Doing in my underwear drawer?

Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore

 

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill

Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will

You set my house on fire

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

 

Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap

You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep

You drilled a hole in my head

Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

 

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all

You never acted this way before

Honey, something tells me you don't love me

Anymore, oh no no

Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

[hitman531ph]

MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM

Weird Al Yankovic

(Sing to the tune of the Crash Test Dummies' original song 'Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm)

 

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Weird Al Yankovic

 

Once, there was this kid who

Took a trip to Singapore

and brought along his spray paint

And when he finally came back

He had cane marks all over his bottom

He said that it was from

When the warden whacked it so hard

 

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

 

Once there was this girl who

Swore that one day she would

be a figure skating champion

And when she finally made it

She saw some other girl who was better

And so she hired some guy to

Club her in the kneecap

 

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

 

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

 

They got paid for their sound bytes

And sold their TV movie rights

 

And then, there was this guy who

Made his wife so mad one night

that she cut off his weiner

And when he finally came to

He found that Mr. Happy was missing

He couldn't quite explain it

It'd always just been there

 

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

 

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

 

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

 

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

[hitman531ph]

ACHY BREAKY SONG

Weird Al Yankovic

 

(Sing to the tune of Billy Ray Cyrus' "Achy Breaky Heart")

 

You can torture me

With Donnie and Marie

You can play some Barry Manilow

Or you can play some shlock

Like New Kids on the Block

Or any Village People song you know

 

Or play Vanilla Ice

Hey, you can play him twice

And you can play the Bee Gees any day

But Mr. DJ please

I'm beggin on my knees

I can't take no more of Billy Ray

 

Don't play that song

That Achy Breaky song

The most annoying song I know

And if you play that song

That Achy Breaky song

I might blow up my radio (ooooo)

 

You can clean the room

By playing Debbie Boone

Or crank you Abba records until dawn

Oh, I could even hear

Slim Whitman or Zamphir

Don't mind no Yoko Ono marathon

 

Or play some Tiffany

On 8-track or CD

Or scrape your fingernails across the board

Or tie me to a chair

And kick me down the stairs

Just please don't play that song no more

 

Don't play that song

That Achy Breaky song

You know I hate that song a bunch

And if you play that song

That nauseating song

It might just make me lose my lunch (oooo)

 

Don't play that song

That Achy Breaky song

I think its driving me insane

Oh, please don't play that song

That irritating song

I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain

 

Don't play that song

That Achy Breaky song

The most annoying song I know

And if you play that song

That Achy Breaky song

I might blow up my radio (ooooo)

[hitman531ph]

AMISH PARADISE

Weird Al Yankovic

 

(Sing and rap to the tune of Coolio's "Gangster's Paradise")

 

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain

But thats just perfect for an Ahmish like me

You know I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the morinin Im milkin cows

Jebadiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

Im a man of the land I'm into disipline

Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin

But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine

Then tonight were gunna party like its 1699

 

We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise

I churn butter once or twice livin in an Ahmish paradise

Its hard work and sacrafice livin in an Ahmish paradise

We sell quilts at discount price livin in an Ahmish paradise

 

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek

I really dont care in fact I wish him well

Cuz I'll be laughin my head off when hes burnin in Hell

But I never punched a tourist even if he deserved it

An Ahmish with a 'tude? You know thats unheard of

I never wear buttons but i got a cool hat

And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool

If you ever come to visit youll be bored to tears

We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years

But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stair

We're just technologically impared

Theres no phones no lights no motor cars

Not a single luxury

Like Robinson Crusoe, its as primitive as can be

 

We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise

Were just plain and simple guys livin in an Ahmish paradise

Thers no time for sin and vice livin in an Ahmish paradise

We dont fight we all play nice livin in an Ahmish paradise

 

Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots a butter

Raised a barn on monday, soon I'll raise another

Think your really rightous, think your pure at heart

Well I know Im a million times as humble as thou art

Im the pious guy the little Ahmletts wanna be like

On my kness day and night scorin points for the after life

So dont be vain, and dont be winie

Or else my brother I might have to get midevil on your hiny

 

We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise

Were all crazy menanites livin in an Ahmish paradise

Theres no cops or traffic lights livin in an Ahmish paradise

But you'd probably think it bites livin in an Ahmish paradise

[hitman531ph]

OOPS, I FARTED AGAIN

Weird Al Yankovic

 

(Sing to the tune of Britney Spears' "Oops, I Did It Again")

 

Oh no

Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

 

I think I farted again, I made people leave,

Offended my fans.

Oh baby, I just gave it a push,

I didnt know it was that serious,

I could knock down wild horses,

That smell's so fragrant to me.

 

Oh baby, baby

Oops, Im breaking some wind,

I ripped a big fart, I feel so ashamed,

Oh baby, baby,

Please dont think Im a hog, I swear its the dog,

I've got that flatulence.

 

"Britney- before you go on stage there's somthing I want you to have"

"Oh... Its beautiful! But wait a minute, isnt this...?"

"Yes. Yes it is. Gas-x-n-vino. (?) I went to the pharmacy to get it for you."

"Oh, you shouldnt have!"

"I had no choice, baby!"

 

Oops I farted again, my cheeks ripped apart,

There's no-one to blame, oh baby,

Oops, there's a sulpherious gas escaping my ass,

I've got that flatulence.

(Loud farting noise)

Oops..

[hitman531ph]

BEDROCK ANTHEM

Weird Al Yankovic

 

First part: Sing to the tune of "Under The Bridge"

Second part: Rap to the tune of "Give It Away"

(Red Hot Chili Peppers)

 

FIRST PART:

Sometimes I feel

Like I need a vacation

Sometimes I feel

Like I wanna go

To the city of cavemen

The city of Bedrock

I'd be a Flintstone

Now I'll tell you why....

 

SECOND PART:

 

Well I've got I've got a woman named Wilma

Well I've got I've got a baby named Pebbles

Well I've got I've got a doggy named Dino

We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino

 

Well I've got a little buddy, Barney Rubble

Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble

He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble

Does'nt like to shave, he got caveman stubble

 

Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo

Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo

There's a handshake everybody gotta know

How come Grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show?

 

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow

 

Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm

Little Pebbles is his number one fan

He's the strongest toddler in the whole land

Tear your arm off if he shake-es your hand

 

Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now

Gonna take my family out to eat now

Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now

Made from brontosaurus baby, not moo-cow

 

Wanna chill with a sabre-toothed tiger

Wear a loincloth, natural fiber

Be the first Rolling Stone subscriber

Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper

 

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Don't know what it means but I say it anyhow

 

Lucky me, workin' down in the gravel pit

Movin' rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit

Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit

Pull the birdie's tail, everybody knows its time to quit

 

Realize I'm livin' in the Stone Age

No fax, no cellular phone-Age

Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-Age

Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage

 

Barney Rubble, laugin' like a hyena

Barney Rubble, what a little wiener

Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her?

Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner

 

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

[hitman531ph]

LIKE A SURGEON

Weird Al Yankovic

 

(Sing to the tune of Madonna's "Like a Virgin")

 

I finally made it through med school.

Somehow I made it through.

I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.

 

I was last in the class,

Barely passed at the institute.

Now I'm tryin' to avoid

Yeah, I'm tryin' to avoid

A malpractice suit.

 

Hey, like a surgeon,

Cuttin' for the very first time.

Like a surgeon,

Organ transplants are my line.

 

Better give me all your gauze, nurse,

This patient's fading fast.

Complications have set in,

Don't know how long he'll last.

 

Let me see that I.V.

Here we go, time to operate.

I'll pull his insides out.

Pull his insides out,

And see what he ate.

 

Like a surgeon, hey!

Cuttin' for the very first time.

Like a surgeon,

Here's a waiver for you to sign.

Wo-ho. Wo-ho. Wo-ho

 

It's a fact. I'm a quack.

The disgrace of the A.M.A.

'Cause my patients die.

Yeah, my patients die

Before they can pay.

 

Like a surgeon, hey!

Cuttin' for the very first time.

Like a surgeon.

Got your kidneys on my mind.

 

Like a surgeon, ooh hoo, like a surgeon,

When I reach inside

With my scalpel,

And my forceps,

And retractors.

Oh ho. Oh ho. Ooh, baby,

Yeah, I can hear your heart beat

For the very last time

[wjc-934]

Falling

By Keahiwai

 

 

I wanna tell you baby

You're the one that Im thinking of

But your heart is still with her

And I think she's the one that you love

I only want you happy

Even if it's not with me

Maybe one day

You'll open up your eyes and you'll see

 

[Chorus]

That I think Im falling

Maybe I'm falling for you

Yeah I think Im falling

Baby Im falling for you

 

[Verse 2]

From the first time

You laid your lips on mine

It feels like the smile on my face

Will last till the end of time

But Im not so sure

That you're the one that I should pursue

My mind tells me no

But my heart only says that it's you

 

[Chorus]

 

Bridge:

Only time will tell

The mystery has yet to unfold

Who's gonna feel love's warmth

And the other left in the cold

 

[Chorus]

Yet still I'm falling

Maybe im falling for you

yeah I think Im falling

Baby I'm falling for you

That I think Im falling

Maybe I'm falling for you

yeah I think Im falling

Baby Im falling for you

[Guest kizmet]

I Only Want To Be With You

 

written by Mike Hawker & Ivor Raymond

recorded by Vonda Shepard

on the album "Songs from Ally McBeal

 

I don't know what it is that makes me love you so

I only know I never want to let you go

'Cause you started something, can't you see

That ever since we met you've had a hold on me

 

It happens to be true

I only want to be with you

 

It doesn't matter where you go or what you do

I wanna spend each moment of the day with you

Look what has happened with just one kiss

I never knew that I could be in love like this

 

It's crazy but it's true

I only want to be with you

 

You stopped and smiled at me, asked me if I'd care to dance

I fell into your open arms and I didn't stand a chance

 

Now listen honey, I just wanna be beside you everywhere

As long as we're together honey I don't care

'Cause you started something, can't you see

That ever since we've met you've had a hold on me

 

No matter what you do

I only want to be with you

 

You stopped and smiled at me, asked me if I'd care to dance

I fell into your open arms and I didn't stand a chance

Now listen honey, I just want to be beside you everywhere

As long as we're together honey I don't care

 

'Cause you started something can't you see

That ever since we met you've had a hold on me

 

No matter what you do

I only want to be with you

No matter what you do

I only want to be with you