Kakita Yoshi Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 One More MinuteWeird Al Yankovic- Dare To Be Stupid (1985) Well, I heard that you're leavin',Gonna leave me far behind,'Cause you found a brand new lover,You decided that I'm not your kind, So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex,And I tore all your pictures in two,And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,Just because it reminds me of you. That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin'.I'm glad that you found somebody new,'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,Than spend one more minute with you. I guess I might seem kinda bitter.You got me feelin' down in the dumps.'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the Gas Station of Love,And I have to use the self-service pumps! Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase.You ain't gonna break my heart in two.'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face,Than spend one more minute with you. I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork,Than watch you going out with other men.I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,Again and again and again and again and again. Aw, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin'. I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches,Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two.I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Stationwithmy tongue,Than spend one more minute with you. Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks,Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue.I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edgedrazorblades,Than spend one more minute with you. I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my barehandsand then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die...Than spend one more minute with you. Quote Link to comment
Kakita Yoshi Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic- Off The Deep End (1992) We´ve been together for so very longBut now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?Seems you don't want me aroundThe passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteemThat time that you made it with the whole hockey teamYou used to think I was niceNow you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?That kind of thing is hard to ignoreGot a funny feeling you don't love me anymore I knew that we were having problems whenYou put those piranhas in my bathtub againYou're still the light of my lifeOh darling, I´m beggin', won´t you put down that knife? You know, I even think it's kinda cute the wayYou poison my coffee just a little each dayI still remember the way that you laughedWhen you pushed me down the elevator shaft Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobraDoing in my underwear drawer?Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore You slammed my face down on the barbecue grillNow my scars are all healing, but my heart never willYou set my house on fireYou pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheapYou shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleepYou drilled a hole in my headThen you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead Oh, you know this really isn't like you at allYou never acted this way beforeHoney, something tells me you don't love meAnymore, oh no noGot a funny feeling you don't love me anymore Quote Link to comment
naked_angel Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 magic works and dance your final dancethis is your final chanceto hold the one you loveyou know you've waited long enough so, believe that magic worksdon't be afraidof bein' hurtdon't let this magic diethe answer's thereoh, just look in her eyes and makeyour final movemmm, don't be scaredshe wants you toit's hardyou must be bravedon't let this moment slip the way believe that magic worksdon't be afraidafraid of bein' hurtno, don't let this magic dieooh, the answer's thereyeah, just look in her eyes and don't believe that magic can dieno, no, no, this magic can't dieso dance, your final dance.'cause this is, your final chance. Quote Link to comment
thegiftedwitch Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 (edited) OxygenColbie Caillat I came apart inside a world,Made of angry people.I found a boy,Who had a dream of making everyone smile.He was sunshine.I fell over,My feet like bricks underwater.How am I supposed to tell you how I feel? I need oxygen.Oh baby, if I was your lady, I would make you happy.I'm never gonna leave, never gonna leave.Oh baby,I will be your lady.I am going crazy for you.And so I found a state of mind,Where I could be speechless.I had to try it for a while,To figure out this feeling.This felt so right.Pull me upside,Down to a place where you've been waiting.How am I supposed to tell you how I feel? I need oxygen.Oh baby, if I was your lady,I would make you happy.I'm never gonna leave, never gonna leave.Oh baby, I will be your lady.I am going crazy for you.And you don't wanna keep me waiting,Staring at my fingers,Feeling like a fool.Oh baby, I would be your lady,I would make you happy.I'm never gonna leave, never gonna leave.Oh baby, I will be your lady.I am going crazy.Tell me what you want.Baby tell me what you need.Anything I ask, baby give it to me.Baby, give it to me, give it to me.I came apart inside a world,Made of angry people.I found a boy,Who had a dream of making everyone smile. Edited December 26, 2007 by thegiftedwitch Quote Link to comment
thegiftedwitch Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 The Little ThingsColbie Caillat The little things you do to me are taking me over.I wanna show you everything inside of me,Like a nervous heart that is crazy beating.My feet are stuck here against the pavement.I wanna break free.I wanna make it closer to your eyes.Get your attention before you pass me by. Back up, back up,Take another chance.Don't you mess up, mess up.I don't wanna lose you.Wake up, wake up.This ain't just a thing that you,Give up, give up.Don't just say that I'd be better off.Better off sitting by myself wondering,If I'm better off, better off without you boy. And every time you notice me,By holding me closely and saying sweet things,I don't believe that it could be,You speakin' your mind and saying the real thing.My feet have broke free and I'm leaving. I'm not gonna stand here feeling lonely but I don't regret it,And I don't think it was just a waste of time. Back up, back up,Take another chance.Don't you mess up, mess up.I don't wanna lose you.Wake up, wake up.This ain't just a thing that you,Give up, give up.Don't just say that I'd be better off.Better off sitting by myself wondering,If I'm better off, better off without you boy. Don't just leave me hanging on.Don't just leave me hanging on. The little things you do to me are taking me over.I wanna show you everything inside of me,Like a nervous heart that is crazy beating.My feet are stuck here against the pavement.I wanna break free.I wanna make it closer to your eyes.Get your attention before you pass me by. Don't just leave me hanging on. Back up, back up,Take another chance.Don't you mess up, mess up.I don't wanna lose you.Wake up, wake up.This ain't just a thing that you,Give up, give up.Don't just say that I'd be better off.Better off sitting by myself wondering,If I'm better off, better off without you boy. Don't just leave me hanging on.Don't just leave me hanging on Quote Link to comment
thegiftedwitch Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 One Fine WireColbie Caillat I try so many times But it's not taking me And it seems so long ago That I used to believe And I'm so lost inside of my head And crazy But I cant get out of it I'm just stumbling And I'm juggling all the thoughts in my head I'm juggling and my fears on fire But I'm listening as it evolved in my head I'm balancing on one fine wire And I remember the time my balance was fine And I was just walking on one fine wire I remember the time my balance was fine And I was just walking on one fine wire But It's frayed at both the ends And I'm slow unraveling Life plays such silly games inside of me And I've felt some distant cries, following And their entwined between the night and sun beams I wish I were free from this pain in me And I'm juggling all the thoughts in my head I'm juggling and my fears on fire But I'm listening as it evolved in my head I'm balancing on one fine wire And I remember the time my balance was fine And I was just walking on one fine wire I remember the time my balance was fine And I was just walking on one fine wire But it's frayed at both the ends And I'm slow unraveling And I remember the time my balance was fine And I was just walking on one fine wire (x4) And I'm juggling all the thoughts in my head I'm juggling and my fears on fire But I'm listening as it evolves in my head I'm balancing on one fine wire Quote Link to comment
thegiftedwitch Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 BubblyColbie Caillat Will you count me in? I've been awake for a while now.You've got me feeling like a child now.'Cause every time I see your bubbly face,I get the tingles in a silly place. It starts in my toes,And I crinkle my nose.Wherever it goes I'll always know,That you make me smile.Please stay for a while now.Just take your time,Wherever you go. The rain is falling on my window pane,But we are hiding in a safer place.Under covers staying dry and warm.You give me feelings that I adore. They start in my toes,Make me crinkle my nose.Wherever it goes I'll always know,That you make me smile.Please stay for a while now.Just take your time,Wherever you go. What am I gonna say,When you make me feel this way?I just...mmm. And it starts in my toes,Makes me crinkle my nose.Wherever it goes I'll always know,That you make me smile.Please stay for a while now.Just take your time,Wherever you go. Da-Da-Dum-da-da-da-da-da. I've been asleep for a while now.You tucked me in just like a child now.'Cause every time you hold me in your arms,I'm comfortable enough to feel your warmth. It starts in my soul,And I lose all control.When you kiss my nose,The feeling shows.'Cause you make me smile.Baby just take your time now,Holding me tight. Wherever, wherever, wherever you go.Wherever, wherever, wherever you go.Wherever you go,Always know,'Cause you make me smile even just for a while Quote Link to comment
thegiftedwitch Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Feelings ShowColbie Caillat He told meHe’d wait here patiently butI wonder if he’s kiddingWell maybe he could be serious nowMaybe notMaybe notBecause… Love is crazyPretty babyTake it real slowMy feelings showAll you have to doIs never ever let it goMy feelings showAnd I want you to know I’m sorry it’s taking me so longTo find out what I’m feelingI wonder if it will come to meMaybe notMaybe notBecause… Love is crazyPretty babyTake it real slowMy feelings showAll you have to doIs never ever let it goMy feelings showAnd I want you to knowMy feelings showI want you to know What I’m trying to say is thatI’m feeling a change andI’ll let it take all overIf you need time awayI won’t ask you to stayBut I don’t want to lose you Love is crazyPretty babyTake it real slowMy feelings showAll you have to doIs never ever let it goMy feelings showLove is crazyPretty babyTake it real slowMy feelings showAll you have to doIs never ever let it goMy feelings showAnd I want you to knowMy feelings show Never ever let it goMy feelings showNever ever let it goMy feelings showNever ever let it goMy feelings sho Quote Link to comment
thegiftedwitch Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Midnight BottleColbie Caillat Midnight bottle, Take me come through my memories everything come back to me midnight bottle make it real what feels like make believe so i can see a little more clearly every single move you make kissing me so carefully on the corners of my dreaming eyes [chorus] i got a midnight bottle gonna drink it down a one way ticket takes me to the times we had before when everything felt so right if only for tonight a midnight bottle gonna ease my pain from all these feelings driving me insane i think of you everythings alright if only for tonight i got a midnight bottle drifting off into the candle light where i can find you in your town midnight bottle i forgot how good it felt to be in a dream just like you had me but lately ive been stumbling it feels like im recovering but i think its only for tonight [chorus] i got a midnight bottle gonna drink it down a one way ticket takes me to the times we had before when everything felt so right if only for tonight i got a midnight bottle gonna ease my pain from all these feelings driving me insane i think of you everythings alright if only for tonight if only for tonight ohh if only for tonight if only for tonight [chorus] i got a midnight bottle gonna drink it down a one way ticket takes me to the times we had before when everything felt so right if only for tonight i got a midnight bottle gonna ease my pain from all these feelings driving me insane i think of you and everythings alright if only for tonight yeahh midnight bottle take time away from who we are Quote Link to comment
thegiftedwitch Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 BattleColbie Caillat You thought we'd be fine All these years gone by Now you're asking me to listen Well then tell me 'bout everything No lies, we're losing time Cause this is a battle And its the final last call It was a trial You made a mistake we know Why aren't you sorry, Why aren't you sorry, why This can be better You should be happy, try You've got them on your side They won't change their minds Now its over and i'm feeling like i missed out on everything I just hope it's worth the fight Cause this is a battle And its the final last call (why you'd have to let it go) It was a trial You made a mistake we know (can't you see you've hurt me so ) Why aren't you sorry, Why aren't you sorry, why Things can be better You could be happy, try Cause this a battle and its a final last call It was a trial You made a mistake, we know (can't you see you've hurt me so) Why aren't you sorry Why aren't you sorry, why This can be better We can be happy, try This is a battle this is a battle Its a final last call This is a battle This is a battle And its a final last call This is a battle and its a final last call... Quote Link to comment
thegiftedwitch Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Tailor MadeColbie Caillat Twenty-five all of these mixed emotions Tangled up in pure confusion It's hard to let go of the past, But it seems easier as time is movin Well, you said he makes you laugh And he makes you happy He sees you smilin back It is everlasting So, he's's tailor made for you With stunning golds and hues And once we told us to You're persitant beating heart It's just a start And I see in you everyday Never been like this before It's tailor made, (tailor, tailor made) So, let go all of the mixed emotions Forget all your hesitations Together entwined inside this feeling Your feet off the ground, headed ceilin' But, then he whispered in your ear He's absolutley fallen The words he said are clear Don't insist on stallin' Because he's tailor made for you With stunning golds and hues And once we told us to You're persitant beating heart It's just a start And I see in you everyday Never been like this before Tailor made Whoa, sister don't be troubled Whoa, sister please be kind Cause this isn't what you're used to at all He's tailor made for you With stunning golds and hues And once we told us to You're persitant, beating heart It's just a start And I see in you everyday You've never been like this before It's tailor made, (tailor, tailor made) Quote Link to comment
thegiftedwitch Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 MagicColbie Caillat You've got magic inside your fingertips.It's leaking out all over my skin, yeah.Every time that I get close to you,You're making me weak with the way you look through those eyes. But all I see is your face.All I need is your touch.Wake me up with your lips.Come at me from up above, yeah.I need you. I remember the way that you move.You're dancing easily through my dreams.It's hitting me harder and harder with all your smiles.You are crazy gentle in the way you kiss. All I see is your face.All I need is your touch.Wake me up with your lips.Come at me from up above. Oh baby, I need you to see me the way I see you.Love me wide awake in the middle of my dreams. And all I see is your face.All I need is your touch.Wake me up with your lips.Come at me from up above. All I see is your face.All I need is your touch.Wake me up with your lips.Come at me from up above. All I see is your face.All I see is your face.All I see is your face. Quote Link to comment
thegiftedwitch Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Tied DownColbie Caillat Ohhh, I don't know what to say.And I have told you lately,That I'm tired of talking about the same old reasons we change.Just take it easy, don't worry about these days. Because I'm keeping it cool, now thinking about you,Sticking around and if we should pay.Tied down, looking around,And I know what I want so don't hold me down.Oh I, I don't play games, and I, I have been learning,To just to let it all go and stay quiet when I feel like speaking.My mind on whatever it is I need to make clear and just say it. That I'm keeping it cool, now thinking about you,Sticking around and if we should pay.Tied down, I'm looking around,And I know what I want so don't hold me down... Down.... Down.... Don't you hold me down. Because I'm keeping it cool, now thinking about you,Sticking around and if we should pay.Tied down, I'm looking around,And I know what I want so don't hold me down. Oh I, I can't take it.So please, please, please won't you listen,To the troubles all around me, I'm caught up and I'm barely breathing.But I'm finding that holding on is harder than never leaving Quote Link to comment
thegiftedwitch Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 CapriColbie Caillat She's got a baby inside And holds her belly tight All through the night Just so she knows She's sleeping so Safely to keep Her growing And oh when she'll open her eyes There'll be no surprise That she'll grow to be So beautifully Just like her mother Thats carrying Oh Capri She's beauty Baby inside she's loving Oh Capri She's beauty There is and angel growin? peacefully Oh Capri Sweet baby And things will be hard at times But I've learned to try Just listening Patiently, oh Capri Sweet baby Oh Capri She's beauty Baby inside she's loving Oh Capri Your beauty Just like your mother That's carrying...Oh Capri Quote Link to comment
thegiftedwitch Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Losing GripAvril Lavigne Are you aware of what you make me feel, baby?Right now I feel invisible to you, like I'm not realDidn't you feel me lock my arms around you?Why'd you turn away?Here's what I have to say I was left to cry there Waiting outside thereGrinning with a lost stareThat's when I decided Why should I care?Cause you weren't thereWhen I was scaredI was so aloneYou, You need to listenI'm starting to tripI'm losing my grip And I'm in this thing alone Am I just some chick you placed beside youTo take somebody's place?When you turn around can you recognize my face?You used to love me, you used to hug meBut that wasn't the caseEverything wasn't okay I was left to cry there Waiting outside there Grinning with a lost stareThat's when I decided Why should I care?Cause you weren't there When I was scaredI was so aloneYou! You need to listen I'm starting to trip I'm losing my grip And I'm in this thing alone Crying out loudI'm crying out loudCrying out loud I'm crying out loud Open your eyes!Open up wide Why should I care?Cause you weren't there When I was scared I was so alone Why should I care?Cause you weren't there When I was scaredI was so alone Why should I care?If you don't care Then I don't careWe're not going anywhere Why should I care?Cause you weren't there When I was scaredI was so alone Why should I care?If you don't care Then I don't careWe're not going anywhere Quote Link to comment
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