Song Lyrics

[imogen]

"Milk"

 

I am milk

I am red hot kitchen

And I am cool

Cool as the deep blue ocean

 

I am lost

So I am cruel

But I'd be love and sweetness

If I had you

 

I'm waiting

I'm waiting for you

I'm waiting

I'm waiting for you

 

I am weak

But I am strong

I can use my tears to

Bring you home

 

I'm waiting

I'm waiting for you

I'm waiting

I'm waiting for you

I'm waiting

I'm waiting for you

 

I am milk

I am red hot kitchen

I am cool

Cool as the deep blue ocean

 

I'm waiting

I'm waiting for you

I'm waiting

I'm waiting for you

 

I'm waiting

I'm waiting for you

I'm aching

I'm aching for you

 

I'm waiting

I'm waiting

I'm waiting for you.

[ilb4u2nyt]

Like A Star - Corinne Bailey Rae

 

Just like a star across my sky,

Just like an angel off the page,

You have appeared to my life,

Feel like I'll never be the same,

Just like a song in my heart,

Just like oil on my hands,

Honour to love you

 

Still I wonder why it is,

I don't argue like this,

With anyone but you,

We do it all the time,

Blowing out my mind,

 

You've got this look I can't describe,

You make me feel like I'm alive,

When everything else is au fait,

Without a doubt you're on my side,

Heaven has been away too long,

Can't find the words to write this song,

Oh...

Your love,

 

Still I wonder why it is,

I don't argue like this,

With anyone but you,

We do it all the time,

Blowing out my mind,

 

Now I have come to understand,

The way it is,

It's not a secret anymore,

'cause we've been through that before,

From tonight I know that you're the only one,

I've been confused and in the dark,

Now I understand,

 

I wonder why it is,

I don't argue like this,

With anyone but you,

I wonder why it is,

I wont let my guard down,

For anyone but you

We do it all the time,

Blowing out my mind,

 

Just like a star across my sky,

Just like an angel off the page,

You have appeared to my life,

Feel like I'll never be the same,

Just like a song in my heart,

Just like oil on my hands

Edited December 10, 2007 by ilb4u2nyt

[yhance]

No Arms Can Ever Hold You

 

Baby

frozen tears

it was hard through the years

 

I'll never give up

never one of my dreams.

Deep inside is my love still alive

 

and God only knows that I can't let you go.

When I'm in love it'll be for better

 

I gave you my heart for ever and ever.

 

No arms can ever hold you more than I do

 

No man can ever love you

no

it's true.

No arms can ever hold you more than I do

 

You came to me from heaven

girl

it's true.

And if I ever lose your love

if I ever lose your heart

 

Oh baby

I'm dying for your love.

 

Baby

now I'm alone and I try to be strong

 

But my baby

I cry

silent tears without pride.

And I can't hold on to the feeling that's gone

 

And there's nothing to lose

'cause I'm playing the fool.

When I'm in love it'll be for better

 

I gave you my he'art for ever and ever.

No arms can ever hold you more than I do

. ..

 

And l ever lose your smile

and if I ever lose your heart

 

Everybody nee@ someone to love

and I say:

No arms can ever hold you more than I do

...

[yhance]

Never Say Goodbye

 

As I sit in this smokey room

The night about to end

I pass my time with strangers

But this bottle's my only friend

 

Remember when we used to park

On Butler Street out in the dark

Remember when we lost the keys

And you lost more than that in my backseat

 

Remember how we used to talk

About busting out - we'd break their hearts

Together - forever

 

Never say goodbye, never say goodbye

You and me and my old friends

Hoping it would never end

Never say goodbye, never say goodbye

Holdin' on - we got to try

Holdin' on to never say goodbye

 

Remember days of skipping school

Racing cars and being cool

With a six pack and the radio

We didn't need no place to go

 

Remember at the prom that night

You and me we had a fight

But the band they played our favorite song

And I held you in my arms so strong

 

We danced so close

We danced so slow

And I swore I'd never let you go

Together - forever

 

Never say goodbye, never say goodbye

You and me and my old friends

Hoping it would never end

Never say goodbye, never say goodbye

Holdin' on - we got to try

Holdin' on to never say goodbye

 

I guess you'd say we used to talk

About busting out

We'd break their hearts

Together - forever

 

Never say goodbye, never say goodbye

You and me and my old friends

Hoping it would never end

Never say goodbye, never say goodbye

Holdin' on - we got to try

Holdin' on to never say goodbye

[yhance]

Ever After by Bonnie Bailey

 

Three years ago, our journey began

Chasing down this cure, no plan in hand

Just your pulse, my racing guide in the dark

Just knowing with conviction from the start

 

The moment your eyes made an introduction

I felt my second violent breath of life

Flawless to the point of being godly

Yet I fell hard for your imperfections

 

And now we're slightly weathered, we're slightly worn

Our hands grip together, eye to eye through the storm, yet

I still believe in ever after with you, yeahhhhh

Cuz life is a pleasure with you by my side,

And there ain't no current in this river we can't ride

I still believe in ever after with you

 

Nothing compares to the good times

Feels like we're floating, when the rest have to climb

You made me believe in love, and not the perfect kind

A real messy beautiful twisted sunshine

 

Emotions, volcanic eruptions

We both still care, so we're still alive

Tunnel vision, determination

I want you, I want to make it right

 

And now we're slightly weathered, we're slightly worn

Our hands grip together, eye to eye through the storm, yet

I still believe in ever after with you, yeahhhhh

Cuz life is a pleasure with you by my side,

And there ain't no current in this river we can't ride

I still believe in ever after with you

 

You are my twisted sunshine

You are my twisted sunshine

 

[2x]

And now we're slightly weathered, we're slightly worn

Our hands grip together, eye to eye through the storm, yet

I still believe in ever after with you, yeahhhhh

Cuz life is a pleasure with you by my side,

And there ain't no current in this river we can't ride

I still believe in ever after with you

[yhance]

Centerfold by J. Geils Band

 

music video

 

 

 

Does she walk?

Does she talk?

Does she come complete?

My homeroom homeroom angel always pulled me from my seat

She was pure like snowflakes, no one could ever stain

The memory of my angel could never cause me pain

Years go by, I'm looking through a girlie magazine

And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in between

(Chorus)

My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold

My angel is a centerfold

Angel is a centerfold

My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold

Angel is a centerfold

Slipping notes, under the desk

While I was thinking about her dress

I was shy, I turned away, before she caught my eye

I was shakin' in my shoes whenever she flashed those baby blues

Something had a hold on me when Angel passed close by

Those soft fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch

To see her in that neglige is really just too much.

(Chorus)

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x3)

Now listen:

It's okay, I understand

This ain't no never-never land

I hope that when this fish is gone

I'll see you when your clothes are on

Take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it

Take it to a motel room, and take 'em off in private

A part of me has just been wrecked

The pages from my mind are stripped

Oh no, I can't deny it

Oh yeah, I guess I got to buy it

(Chorus)

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Alright!

Alright!

1, 2, 3, 4...

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x4)

My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold

My angel is a centerfold, Angel is a centerfold

My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold

My angel is a centerfold, Angel is a centerfold

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

(repeat to fade...)

Edited December 23, 2007 by yhance

[cruesome]

The Price

Twisted Sister

 

How Long I Have Wanted

This Dream To Come True

And As It Approaches

I Can't Believe I'm Through

I've Tried,

Oh, How I've Tried

For A Life, Yes A Life

I Thought I Knew

 

Oh It's The Price We Gotta Pay

And All The Games We Gotta Play

Makes Me Wonder If It's Worth It To Carry On

'cause It's A Game We Gotta Lose,

Though It's A Life We Gotta Choose

And The Price Is Our Own Life Until It's Done

 

Time Seems To Have Frozen,

But The Mind Can Be Fooled

As The Days Pass I Discover

Destiny Just Can't Be Ruled

Hard Times,

Oh Hard Times,

For The Prize, Yes The Prize,

I Thought I Knew

 

Oh It's The Price We Gotta Pay

And All The Games We Gotta Play

Makes Me Wonder If It's Worth It To Carry On

'cause It's A Game We Gotta Lose,

Though It's A Life We Gotta Choose

And The Price Is Our Own Life Until It's Done

 

Oh It's The Price We Gotta Pay

And All The Games We Gotta Play

Makes Me Wonder If It's Worth It To Carry On

'cause It's A Game We Gotta Lose,

Though It's A Life We Gotta Choose

And The Price Is Our Own Life Until It's Done

 

Oh It's The Price We Gotta Pay

And All The Games We Gotta Play

Makes Me Wonder If It's Worth It To Carry On

'cause It's A Game We Gotta Lose,

Though It's A Life We Gotta Choose

And The Price Is Our Own Life Until It's Done

 

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[Kakita Yoshi]

"Close But No Cigar"

Weird Al Yankovic

-Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)

 

Jillian was her name

She was sweeter than aspartame

Her kisses reconfigured my DNA

And after that I never was the same

 

And I loved her even more

Than Marlon Brando loved souffle

She was gorgeous, she was charming

Yeah, she was perfect in every way

 

Except she was always using the word "infer"

When she obviously meant "imply"

And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing

But frankly, I can't imagine why

 

And I told her, I said

"Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey?

No, I don't think we are!

You're close! (Close!)

But no cigar!"

 

Then I met sweet young Janet

Prettiest thing on the planet

Had a body hotter than a habanjero

She had lips like a ripe pomegranate

 

And I was crazy like Manson about her

She got me all choked up like Momma Cass

She had a smile so incredibly radiant

You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass

 

I thought after all these years of searching around

I'd found my soulmate finally

But one day I found OUT she actually owned a copy

Of Joe Dirt on DVD

 

Oh, no! I said

"Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?

No I don't think we are!

You're close! (Close!)

Oh, so very close! (Close!)

Yeah, baby, you're close! (Close!)

So close!

But no cigar!"

 

(Oh, yeah!)

(Oh, no!)

(Oh, yeah!)

(Oh, no!)

(Oh, yeah!)

(Oh, no!)

(ALL RIGHT!)

 

[Hand claps, trumpet solo]

 

Julie played water polo

She wore a ribbon on her left manolo

She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near

My heart was beating like a Buddy Rif solo

 

And she was everything I've dreamed of

She moved right up to #1 on my list

And did I mention she's a world famous billionare

Bikini supermodel astrophysicist

 

Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron

Look like a big fat slobbering pig

The only caveat is one of her earlobes

Was just a little tiny bit too big

 

I said

"Hey! Are we doing government work here?

No I don't think we are!

You're close! (Close!)

So very, very close! (Close!)

Aaw, baby, you're close! (Close!)

So close!

But no cigar!"

 

Missed it by that much! (No cigar!)

Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)

Really, really, really close! (No cigar!)

But no cigar!

Edited December 24, 2007 by KakitaYoshi

[Kakita Yoshi]

Confessions Part III

Weird Al Yankovic

- Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)

 

Watch this

 

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today

These are my confessions

Slip my mind the last two times

Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions

First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid

That's not all, now I recall more you see, so I'll give you part three of my confessions

 

Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,

Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two

Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)

That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for

I borrowed your chapstick (from you)

I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)

And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium,

I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one

 

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away

These are my confessions

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink

There have been times when I've peed in your sink

Don't know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions

 

Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought

Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)

My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise.

I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!

And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget

I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!

 

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey

These are my confessions

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the floor

FYI it was not a cold sore

Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions

 

You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?

Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?

O and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week,

I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic

Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,

What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.

 

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away

These are my confessions

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat

And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat

Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore 'til I give you part four of my confessions

[Kakita Yoshi]

Don't Download This Song

Weird Al Yancovic

 

Once in a while

Maybe you will feel the urge.

To break into national copyright law

By downloading mp3s

From file sharing sites

Like morphous or grogster or limewire or kazza.

But deep in your Heart.

You know the guilt would drive you mad

And the shame would leave a permanent scar

Cause you start out stealing songs

Then you’re robbing liquor stores

And selling Crack

And running over school kids with your car

 

[Chorus]

So Don’t Download This Song

The record store is where you belong

Go and buy the CD like you know that you should

Oh Don’t Download This Song

 

Oh you don’t want to mess

With the R I Double A

They’ll sue you if you burn that Cdr.

It doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma

Or a seven year old girl

They’ll treat you like the evil Hard-bitten criminal scum you are

 

[Chorus]

So Don’t Download This Song (don’t go)

Pirating music all day long

Go and buy the CD like you know that you should

Oh Don’t Download This Song

 

Don’t take away money

From artists just like me

How else can I afford another solid gold Hum V

And diamond studded swimming pools

These things don’t grow on trees

So all I ask is everybody Pleaseeeeee

 

[Chorus]

Don’t Download This Song (Don’t do it No No)

Even Lars Urlich Know it’s wrong (You could just ask him)

Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You Really Should)

Oh Don’t Download This Song

 

Don’t Download This Song (Oh please don’t you do it or you)

Might Wind up in Jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)

Go and buy the CD (Right Now) like you know that you should (Go out and Buy it)

Oh Don’t Download This Song.

 

Don’t Download This Song (No no no no no no)

Or you’ll burn in hell before to long (And you deserve it)

Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You should get it)

[Kakita Yoshi]

Constipated

Weird Al Yankovic

 

Uh huh, extra cheese.

Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me.

 

Pizza party at your house,

I went just to check it out.

19 extra larges,

What a shame, no one came.

Just us, eatin' all alone,

You said take the pizza home.

No sense lettin' all this go to waste,

So then I faced

 

Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese round the clock,

It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, for

irregularity.

 

Tell me,

Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?

Cos' right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,

In the bathroom.

I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I

feel the pain

Oh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated.

No, no, no.

 

I was feelin' pretty down,

'Til my girlfriend came around.

We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.

In fact, I just thought I might,

pop the question there that night.

I was kissing her so tenderly,

But woe is me.

 

Who would have guessed, her family crest.

I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.

And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.

Tell me.

 

How was I supposed to know we were both related?

Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have

dated.

What to do now?

Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with

11 toes,

And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated.

No, no, no.

 

(no no no)

 

Ooh, I had so much on my mind,

I thought maybe I'd unwind.

Try out that new roller coaster ride,

And the guide...

 

Said not to stand, but that's a demand,

That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,

And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see.

Tell me.

 

Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?

This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.

It's such a drag now.

I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or

yodel anymore,

Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.

Oh no!

 

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?

I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.

What a bummer.

I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.

But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.

Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.

No, no, no.

[Kakita Yoshi]

The Saga Begins

Weird Al Yankovic

- Running With Scissors (1999)

 

A long, long time ago

In a galaxy far away

Naboo was under an attack

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn

Could talk the Federation in-

To maybe cutting them a little slack

But their response, it didn't thrill us

They locked the doors and tried to k*ll us

We escaped from that gas

Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

We took a bongo from the scene

And we went to Theed to see the queen

We all wound up on Tatooine

That's where we found this boy...

 

Oh my my, this here Anakin guy

Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

Did you know this junkyard slave

Isn't even old enough to shave

But he can use the Force, they say

Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen

Though he's just nine and she's fourteen

Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday

Well, I know he built C-3PO

And I've heard how fast his pod can go

And we were broke, it's true

So we made a wager or two

He was a prepubescent flyin' ace

And the minute Jabba started off that race

Well, I knew who'd win first place

Oh yes, it was our boy

 

We started singin'...

My my, this here Anakin guy

Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

Now we finally got to Coruscant

The Jedi Council we knew would want

To see how good the boy could be

So we took him there and we told the tale

How his midi-chlorians were off the scale

And he might fulfill that prophecy

Oh, the Council was impressed, of course

Could he bring balance to the Force?

They interviewed the kid

Oh, training they forbid

Because Yoda sensed in him much fear

And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here

Just stick it in your pointy ear

I still will teach this boy"

 

He was singin'...

My my, this here Anakin guy

Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

We caught a ride back to Naboo

'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to

I frankly would've liked to stay

We all fought in that epic war

And it wasn't long at all before

Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

And in the end some Gungans died

Some ships blew up and some pilots fried

A lot of folks were croakin'

The battle droids were broken

And the Jedi I admire most

Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast

While I'm still here and he's a ghost

I guess I'll train this boy

 

And I was singin'...

My my, this here Anakin guy

Maybe Vader some day later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

We were singin'...

My my, this here Anakin guy

Maybe Vader some day later, now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

[Kakita Yoshi]

Amish Paradise

Weird Al Yankovic

- Bad Hair Day (1996)

 

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

You know I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows

Jebadiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long

That even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline

Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin

But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine

Then tonight were gonna party like it's 1699

 

We been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in an Amish paradise

I churned butter once or twice

Livin' in an Amish paradise

It's hard work and sacrifice

Livin' in an Amish paradise

We sell quilts at discount price

Living' in an Amish paradise

 

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek

I really don't care, in fact I wish him well

Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in Hell

But I never punched a tourist even if he deserved it

An Amish with a 'tude? You know thats unheard of

I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat

And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool

If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears

We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years

But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare

We're just technologically impaired

 

Theres no phones, no lights, no motor cars

Not a single luxury

Like Robinson Coruso, it's as primitive as can be

 

We been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in an Amish paradise

Were just plain and simple guys

Livin' in an Amish paradise

There's no time for sin and vice

Livin' in an Amish paradise

We don't fight we all play nice

Livin' in an Amish paradise

 

Hichin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter

Raise a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise an udder

Think your really righteous, think your pure at heart?

Well I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I'm the pious guy, the little omlettes wanna be like

On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the after life

So don't be vain, and don't be whiney

Or else my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

 

We been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in an Amish paradise

We're all crazy Menonites

Livin' in an Amish paradise

There's no cops or traffic lights

Livin' in an Amish paradise

But you'd probably think it bites

Livin' in an Amish paradise

[charmingcindy26]

artist: Pussycat Dolls song: Buttons

 

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)

But you keep fronting (Uh)

Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)

But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

 

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)

But you keep fronting (Uh)

Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)

But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

 

Typical

Hardly the type I fall for

I'm liking the physical

Don't leave me asking for more

I'm a sexy mama (Mama)

Who knows just how to get what I want and (Want and)

What I want to do is spring this on you (On you)

Back up all of the things that I told you (Told you)

 

You been saying all the right things all night long

But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off

Baby, can't you see?

How these clothes are fitting on me

And the heat coming from this beat

I'm about to blow

I don't think you know

 

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)

But you keep fronting (Uh)

Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)

But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

 

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)

But you keep fronting (Uh)

Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)

But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

 

You say you're a big boy

But I can't agree

'Cause the love you said you had

Ain't been put on me

I wonder

If I'm just too much for you

Wonder

If my kiss don't make you just

Wonder

What I got next for you

What you want to do? (Do)

 

Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours

I can see, just like most guys that your game don't please

Baby, can't you see?

How these clothes are fitting on me

And the heat coming from this beat

I'm about to blow

I don't think you know

 

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)

But you keep fronting (Uh)

Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)

But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

 

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)

But you keep fronting (Uh)

Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)

But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

 

Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe

Loosen up my buttons babe

Baby, won't you loosen up my buttons babe?

Loosen up my buttons babe

 

I'm a make you loosen up my buttons babe

Loosen up my buttons babe

Why don't you loosen up my buttons babe

Loosen up my buttons babe

 

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)

But you keep fronting (Uh)

Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)

But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

 

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)

But you keep fronting (Uh)

Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)

But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

 

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)

But you keep fronting (Uh)

Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)

But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

 

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)

But you keep fronting (Uh)

Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)

But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

[Kakita Yoshi]

Dare To Be Stupid

Weird Al Yankovic

- Off The Deep End (1992)

 

Put down that chain saw and listen to me.

It's time for us to join in the fight.

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.

It's time to let the bedbugs bite.

You better put all your eggs in one basket.

You better count your chickens before they hatch.

You better sell some wine before its time.

You better find yourself an itch to scratch.

 

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can,

When Mr. Whipple's not around.

Stick your head in the microwave, and get yourself a tan.

Talk with your mouth full.

Bite the hand that feeds you.

Bite off more than you can chew.

What can you do?

Dare to be stupid.

 

Take some wooden nickels.

Look for Mr. Goodbar.

Get your mojo working now.

I'll show you how.

You can dare to be stupid.

 

You can turn the other cheek.

You can just give up the ship.

You can eat a bunch of sushi, then forget to leave a tip.

Dare to be stupid.

 

Come on and dare to be stupid.

It's so easy to do.

We're all waiting for you.

Let's go!

 

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill.

So can I have a volunteer?

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk.

Now it's time for crying in your beer.

Settle down and raise a family, join the P.T.A.

Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet.

Then party till you're broke, and they drag you away.

It's okay.

You can dare to be stupid.

 

It's like spitting on a fish.

It's like barking up a tree.

It's like I said, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.

Dare to be stupid.

 

Yes. Why don't you dare to be stupid.

It's so easy, so easy to do.

We're all waiting for you.

Burn your candle at both ends.

Look a gift horse in the mouth.

Mashed potatoes can be your friends.

 

You can be a coffee achiever.

You can sit around the house

And watch "Leave It To Beaver."

The future's up to you.

So what you gonna do?

Dare to be stupid.

Dare to be stupid.

 

What did I say?

(Dare to be stupid.)

Tell me, what did I say?

(Dare to be stupid.)

It's all right.

(Dare to be stupid.)

We can be stupid all night.

(Dare to be stupid.)

Come on, join the crowd.

(Dare to be stupid.)

Shout it out loud.

(Dare to be stupid.)

I can't hear you.

(Dare to be stupid.)

Okay, I can hear you now.