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i'm a frustrated haberdasher and men's fashion designer.

 

since i was in high school, i was designing clothes & pants.

i wasn't brand-conscious, but the clothes i wore tend to look different.

 

hell yeah! i'd like to pursue this. i even started on a tailoring class @ Golden Hands.

had to stop, though, when got transferred to a job with a shifting sked.

 

maybe, i'll get back to this when i retire... B)

 

my current job has some perks, too.

i :heart: programming! using java, i learned how to tinker with sms.

 

check out my profile for more details. B)

 

CUSTOM GUNSMITH

-take this gun, for example. if i could make its barrel 10", it would really kick-ass!

 

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CUSTOM AUTO BODY WORKS & GRILLES

- take this car, for example, the Bugatti Veyron; it costs PhP70 million (thereabouts) and i think it's ruined because of that funny looking grille

- wish i knew Photoshop so i can show you how i would improve it

 

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JIDAIGEKI ACTOR

- since i'm into martial arts and i also love movies, i'd like to portray my idol in a faithful adaptation of the manga series. i'm often mistaken as Japanese when i enter MPs & KTVs. i have no stage experience, but i think i can still pull it off since Wakayama-san's acting style is potent underacting (think FPJ - "man-of-few-words" type ba); need to gain 15 to 20 pounds, though, to match his body

- the original had six movies but no formal conclusion, parang bitin tuloy yung series; i just want to do the final movie where the hero dies but his son avenges him

- there was a 1993 version which was just so gay; to see what i mean, compare these two clips then tell me kung sino yung mas may dating

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxJdS42KMSY

 

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i'm a frustrated haberdasher and men's fashion designer.

 

since i was in high school, i was designing clothes & pants.

i wasn't brand-conscious, but the clothes i wore tend to look different.

 

hell yeah! i'd like to pursue this. i even started on a tailoring class @ Golden Hands.

had to stop, though, when got transferred to a job with a shifting sked.

 

maybe, i'll get back to this when i retire... B)

 

i wanna be able to make something like this.

from Alex McQueen...

 

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AIKIDO SENSEI

 

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NATURE PHOTOGRAPHER

 

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CG ARTIST/ANIMATOR

 

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GAME DEVELOPER

 

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WORLD TRAVELLER

 

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MERGED THE "YOUR DREAM JOB" THREAD FROM THE GAMES SECTION INTO THE ALREADY EXISTING DREAM JOB THREAD IN THE HR/EMPLOYMENT SECTION. MORE APPROPRIAT IN THIS SECTION, METHINKS; A DREAM JOB IS NOT EXACTLY A GAME.

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I now want to be a travel show host/travel journalist. Being exposed to all sorts of cultures, scenery, and practices will make me appreciate the world even more.

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my dream job is to receive blow jobs

 

ummm... something like this ba, sir?

 

original article @ http://egotvonline.com/2009/10/24/worlds-greatest-jobs-prostitute-tester/

 

World’s Greatest Jobs: Prostitute Tester

October 24, 2009 at 2:00 pm by Billy D.

 

I s@%t you not. This is the occupation currently occupied by the extremely blessed Jaime Rascone, a part-time male model and DJ.

 

When researching a story on Chile’s sexual revolution, Rascone came upon (excuse the pun) Fiorella Companions in Santiago, Chile, where Madam Fiorella asked him to help her out screening applicants for the VIP escort service. She has a very stringent screening process for interested girls: interviews, psychological testing, and a photo session. The applicants are whittled down to six, and these six are then “tested out” one after the other in a single day by Jaime. He takes diligent notes on, how they moved their hips, whether their groans were adequate, and other factors, and makes recommendations to the madam. Darn paperwork!

 

The strain of the job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls a year. Poor guy. All work and no play makes Jaime, well, the envy of us all.

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