^bhang^

i'm not the jealous type.

martyr ata.... ngak! :hypocritesmiley:

hindi ka tanga, nagmahal ka lang ng tapat at naloko...

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around

several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why

aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies

with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered

what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would

be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.

The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little

bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards

is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does

that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

nah... sya po ang nabaliw sakin eh.... ngaks!!!!!

wag agad magtiwala, wag maniwala at wag umasa sa mga pangako na alam mo namang imposibleng mangyari, wag isakripisyo ang lahat at magtira ng respeto sa sarili. mahirap magmahal at masaktan tulad ng naranasan ko ngayon, di dapat buo ang tiwala, lalo na kung ibo-block ang password mo at di ka pagtrabahuin ng 5 buwan tapos bigla ka nalang iiwan ng wala kang laban... diba tama ako???? :hypocritesmiley: