D('.')T

To treat and cure GONORRHEA... Pa-BJ ka at ipasip-sip mo lahat ng katas na lumalabas sayo sa BAKLA... Kikita ka na, tanggal pa tulo mo. Hehehehehe... Joke3!!! :mtc:

6. sanay kang maglaka-lakad ng nakamedyas.

naka-paa pa nga lalo na kapag umulan...

8. di na dugo ang dumadaloy sayo, kape na. nung nagpaospital ka ang nilagay sayo dextrose na my instant coffee.

44. na inlove ka nsa kape...

Kalokohan. I never got addicted to coffee even STARBUCKS but I do have a fave...

11. pumuputi ka na dahil di ka na naaarawan.

Depende, meron din naman mga morning shift eh... pati tanghali...

12. sanay ka nang matulog kahit maingay sa loob at labas ng bahay nyo.

Hindi pa rin... Nabubulahaw pa rin me at mas lalong dina me maka2log ulit...

13. kinalimutan ka na ng mga kaibigan mo dahil existing ka lang pag tulog na sila.

Madalas kamo gusto kong lumabas sa gabi at wala me mayaya kasi wala ng tambay sa amin. Hehe...

15. di ka na sanay sa traffic. papasok at pauwi sa trabaho walang traffic.

Kahit hindi nagmamadali, pumapara na agad ng TAXI eh ang dami naman BUS...

17. lahat ng kasabay mo sa jeep pag papasok ka, pagod na. ikaw lang ang bagong ligo at bagong gel.

kapag madaling araw(early morning shift) eh mga GRO ang mga nakakasabay pati na rin snatcher, holdupper pati mga lasing... Langya...

18. maski sa bahay, mabilis kang kumain.

36. sanay ka ng kumain sa harap ng pc mo kahit nsa bahay...

hindi kasi kaharap PC kapag kumakain habang nakikipag-chat at nagbabrowse...

21. wala ka nang pakialam sa buh

Ikaw yun ako meron pa...

22. nahihiya kang magpunta sa mga reunion lalo na't alam mong successful lahat ng ka-batch mo.

Hindi rin.. kasi marami din me kabatch na nagwowork sa CC.

23. sasabihin mo field ng trabaho mo IT, di call center.

Eh IT naman tlga kasi TECH SUPPORT... di naman field ang call center eh.. Makes sense ???

38. mas malaki sweldo mo sa mga ka-batch mo, nagkakanda-kuba na sila sa trabaho nila

26. pag payday... olats lahat sweldo ng mga kaklase mong board passer. (8k per month lang sila) isang kinsenas mo na yun..

Commision/SPIFFS lang kamo yun, bukod pa sweldo dun...

27. pag day off mo n lang ikaw nkakapaanood ng Eat bulaga at MTB

Di na ako nanonood nun... kasi ang CORNY...

29. nde mo n alam itsura ng mall...

Eh pano mangyayari yun eh parang bahay ko na nga yung mall eh kasi pagpasok at pag-uwi laging dumadaan muna dun... pati pag-kain...

33. puro kalyo na wrist at daliri mo.

dati ng may kalyo daliri ko pero wrist wala noon...

37. papasok ka sa ofc na nka-jeans, tshirt and cap (astig!)

kapag summer nga naka-shorts at sandals lang...

46. sanay k na makarinig ng napakalakas n pag singa ng sipon... dahil sa japs..

Yung TM kamo namin ang lakas ng saltik ng laway kapag nagsasalita sa CONCALL...

59. yung iba dito na nakakahanap ng kabit nila eh........

57. dito ka na makakakita ng gf, bf, or asawa. wala ka ng time maghanap sa labas.

Uhmmm.... FUBU lang... Hehe...

62. libre parking mo sa building, klasmeyts mo nagbabayad araw-araw ng parking.. hahahaha

pano nagyari yun ??? klasmeyts eh nagwowork kna nga eh...

66. naka id ka pa kahit nasa jeep

loyal eh... Hehe....

67. kaya mong tiisin na nde palitan ang damit mo ng 16 hours

putik dating kawork ko 48 Hours kamo at di naliligo kaya yung amoy...ayun pamatay ipis...

Ewewwww!!!

68. pagtinanong ng mga ka tropa mo kung ano ang sinusupport mo... sabihin mo yahoo.com (hahahaha)

ang tanga naman nun. di na lang sinabing MIRC. Acheche!

71. Nasanay ka nang may katabing TL na hindi umuuwi. pagpasok mo nandun na. paguwi mo nandun parin.

Yung isang kasama ko na hindi TL eh pagpasok ko yun ang suot, pagbalik ko sa gabi yun pa rin ang suot at andun pa rin sa kinauupuan nya... Hehe...

77. nagkaroon ka ng galit sa mga hapon at sana iniisip mo na kasama ka sa pangalawang dgmaang pandaigdaig at pingapapatay mo yang mga *&^%$$#@# hapon na yan!

Pati sa mga KANO na ang kukulit at hirap paintindihin...

85. yung ex mo may kasama ng iba

Pati kamo yung current BF/GF mo... Hehe... Pati ASAWA mo my kasiping ng iba kasi lagi kang wala sa gabi... hehe... :evil: :evil: :evil:

89. d2 ka na nakatikim ng kape na may ipis

Pati double dead beef flavored na HAMBURGER...

95. nakakita ka ng artista na nagbebenta ng pgkain sa pantry.

si BENTONG yun...

97. d2 ka na expose sa tapa king, zuppa, yellow cab, jugnos, bermuda hotel's pancit canton, wendy's. north park, star bucks,

Pati sa mga SAUNA, MASSAGE PARLORS at MTC...

99. ice tea ka lang, mga kasama mo.. beer!! syet!

hindi ah... beer nga kaagad eh ke aga aga around 6AM...

106. d2 lang ako nakakilala ng mga taong ang tindi managarap...lalo na pagdating sa mga babae

Sinabi mo pa... :evil: :evil: :evil:

To love and to be love. To spread the message and not the virus... Amen! :hypocritesmiley:

Ako 1 peso per day pang bubblegum.... HikHik!!!

ma question lang me boyfriend ka ba

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Add this question...

Ilan na naging BF mo ???

Both serious and fling. :thumbsupsmiley:

When stressed out :

I

1. hang-out with my friends at bars and have a couple of bottles of beer.

2. go to MP and pamper myself with a very good massage.

3. Screw up some chicks. :evil:

4. or just stay at home and play really loud music and mess up with my freakin axe.

5. and lastly, sleep all day long.:sleepysmiley03:

Hehe... :thumbsupsmiley:

Mga pre I need help. I'll be assembling an all analog stompbox. Ano kaya magandang effects ilagay dun na magcocover ng lahat ng rock & metal genres? Tsaka suggested na brands na pwede ko makuha dito sa Pilipinas? Thanks!

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Mga Dude,

sino dito meron ng DIGITECH DEATHMETAL tsaka BAD MONKEY ???

Yung kasama dun sa mga new analog effects series na inilabas nila.

Meron na ba silang pricelist nun ???

I have checked it at AUDIOPHILE about 4 months ago and it wasn't out

for sale yet. Meron silang inilabas for DEMO purposes only.

I tried all those effects and nagustuhan ko yung tunog ng DEATHMETAL tsaka

BLUES SCREAMER. Super pino. I wonder how much would the price be.

i agree..sa sogo hotel, tlgang maririnig mo yung nasa kabilang room...for sure rinig ka din ng katabing kuwarto mo...heheheheh...i'm talking bout sogo aurora cubao

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Sure ka bout this Dude.

Coz the last time we checked in at that motel,

I haven't heard any noise coming from the adjacent room.

And I'm pretty sure there's a couple who checked in there coz

it's marked occupied.

Pero mas okay naman yung mga rooms dito compared to motels around

STA. MESA kasi malinis, mabango ang cozy pa. :thumbsupsmiley:

QMart Hotel (EDSA):

 

-> Madumi

-> Makati ang kumot

-> Masikip

-> Maingay, because of the buses

-> Hospital Bed ang gamit kaya maingay ang kama

-> Maraming butas ang door and walls

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Delicates yung last na yun ah.

"Maraming butas ang door and walls"

- Baka madaming naninilip or much worst eh

kinukuhanan na kayo ng video habang bumabarurot kayo.

Hehehe...

The ability to be invisible so that I can sneak into my bf's room while he is asleep without his household knowing about my presence in their unico hijo's room. hehehe... Also, the power to create fire and ice. Para pag mainit sa room, ako na bahala sa airconditioning without having to pay that much for the electricity.

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Whaaat ??? :boo:

Grabeh ka! Pagbalakan ba ng masama ang BF nya.

Hehehe... What gagawin mo after you sneak onto his room ???

Rape him ??? Lolz!!!

magandang power eh yung pag nautut ko eh parang gayuma sa mga magagandang babae mwehehehe

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Fuschiang gala! Wag mo nmn pabahuin ang EARTH dude.

Mabaho na nga dahil sa mga nagkalat na basura eh

dadagdagan mo pa. If maadik yung mga girls sa UTOT mo eh

baka maging amoy UTOT narin sila. Sa tingin mo gaganahan ka pa

kaya kapag nag-amoy UTOT yung mga chicks tapos hahabulin ka

gusto makipag-SEX sayo ??? Hehe...

if i have a chance to have a power...  i choose the  time travel...

para maiTAMA ko lahat ng maling nagawa ko... sana mag kasama pa kmi ng mahal ko.....

iloveyoustill_JORDAN_ARABEJO

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WOW!!! Nakaka-iyak naman. :cry: :cry: :cry:

LOVESTORY. PEACE!!!

Sana ganyan din GF ko sa akin.

1. time manipulation

2. control the emotion of a lot of people

3. manipulate people's thoughts....

4. calling demons

5. making people crazy

6. knowing the truth/ sensing the unseen

 

in short

1. temporis

2. prescence

3. dominate

4. daemoinon

5.  dementation

6. auspex

2.

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Pare, dka pwede dito sa EARTH tumira if ever.

Sa MARS ka na bagay with all those powers para

you can protect the UNIVERSE.

Maging isang POLICE pang-KALAWAKAN ka na.

SHAIDER!!! Hehehe... :thumbsupsmiley:

Same as the others, i wanted to power to heal but not just to cure the

 

injured & the sick, nut to heal heal this world of all the damege it has

 

incurred, to make this world a better place.

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Wait lang. Kanta ba ni MICHAEL JACKSON yun ah???

HEAL THE WORLD, MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE.

FOR YOU AND FOR ME AND THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE.

THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING... Hehehehe...

AYUS!!! Maka-buhay!!! :thumbsupsmiley:

the power to turn my thoughts into reality.... nyahaha!!!

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Eto pa. Yan ang hirap sa inyo eh.

Kala nyo madali lang magkaroon ng power na ganyan ???

What if bigla you na lang maisip na patay ka na.

Eh di magkakatotoo yun. Pano mo pa marereverse para mabuhay

ka pa ulit eh patay ka na. Di ka na makakapag-isip pa.

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.:upside:

ako gusto ko ng super wisdom.

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Anong klaseng WISDOM ???

TOOTH or WORDS ???

PEACE!!!

:mtc: :mtc: :mtc: :mtc: :mtc: :mtc: :mtc:

Para sa akin..

Magkaroon lang me ng POWER na

gawin lahat ng kaisipan ng mga tao

sa buong mundo na maging kontento eh

ayus na. Para walang problema.

Pantay-pantay lahat. Tsaka para wala ng

maghahangad pa ng mga kung anu-anong

POWER. Pati KILI-KILI power. Hehehe... :thumbsupsmiley:

I met my bf sa isang forum. We started making some kulitan talking then exchange ym_id. Then joined another forum, then the history begin....I thought hanggang friends lang kami kasi kagagaling ko lang sa isang failed relationship. First meeting namin sa starbucks robinson's galleria, akala that was the first and last meeting, hanggang sa nasundan. We jive a lot and we have this chemistry.

 

God gave me the sign....and now we're on our 8 months. Still going strong.

 

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This is what we call... CYBERLOVE. Thank's to the internet. :thumbsupsmiley: Lolz!!!

By the way, I met my GF through chat. I was invited by my friend to join a conference on YM and then her YM ID caught my attention so I added her then we chatted and exhange personal infos for about a month before we decided to meet up. Then the rest is history. Hahaha... Internet works!!! :cool:

The best speaker for me is HOUSE SPEAKER JOSE DE VENECIA.

Nyahahahahahaha.... Wakekekekekek!!!

Seriously,

Yeah. Ang lufeeeeet ng mga SUBS and SPEAKERS nyo. :thumbsupsmiley:

Mine, I've only got a KONZERT sub with 2 satellite speakers. :thumbsdownsmiley:

On-board lang kasi soundcard ng PC ko.

samboy lim era pa loyal SMB fan na ako 

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:thumbsupsmiley: Ako since I nagka-isip ako at natuto manood ng basketball naging FAN na ako ng SMB. Go SMB. You're the greatest TEAM in PBA. :thumbsupsmiley: :mtc:

Sa bahay namin may mirror sa ceiling, 4 walls and sa C.R. at shower room. Dba ok ???

Hehe... By the way, sa SOGO CUBAO or AURORA accross farmers. My mirror ceiling nila ang yung sidewalls. :thumbsupsmiley: :mtc:

My gf was a victim of a practical joke, source daw MTC, so I checked it out, ok naman. Up to now, I keep telling my gf that i'm still looking for that guy na nagpost ng # nya sa MTC, in reality di ko na hinahanap, non-sense away lang e and IBA NA NAHANAP KO DITO E! IBA!  8)

question lang, sino ultimate master ng MTC? who created this? 

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"BIZMAN"

I learned bout MTC from one of my workmate which is totally a MANIAC.

Lolz!!! Hehehe... His handle/name is enteng_kabisote.

I was intrigued by the post he used to read before and I find it interesting so I

registered and the rest is history. Lolz!!!

MTC is a great work of art... Kahit magka-MARSHALL LAW ulit meron taung

pwedeng gawing malayang pamahayagan na gagamitin. Haha...

I don't know ha if may mag-aagree... but 7/10 guys na nananakit, usually yung mga walang bisyo... i know a lot of men na they don't smoke or drink, or whatever... SIGURO WALANG IBANG OUTLET pag galit? I don't know...

 

But yeah, that's my logic..

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This thing is a crap!!! :grr: :grr:

I don't have any bisyo but I haven't done this in my entire life. :thumbsdownsmiley:

To physically hurt my GF would never be listed on my vocabulary.

I had no idea why the hell such guys out there tends to hurt their GF / WIFE when they argued on something. I might as well do the same thing that Paulo Go have done or much worst than that. :evil:

Ayaw ng mga men na nasasakal sila sa isang relationship.

They want/need SPACE and TIME to become a certified ASTRONAUT.

Hehehehe... Lolz!!!

Seriously,

Kapag hindi napagbibigyan ang mga guys/men eh that's when the problem will start.

( Know what I'm talking about. :evil: ) Men wants the three letter pleasure word as always. :mtc:

I love DODGE VIPER.

I wish I own one. Cool design. :thumbsupsmiley:

Check this site guys...

http://www.dodge.com/viper/index.html

The most interesting for me about MTC is the FRs and the interaction between individuals from different places and different faces. It's great to have a forum/thread that is really informative :cool: (mostly for MENYAKS). Hehe.... and also bonds people from all walks of life. When it comes to updates regarding fave places and recreational happenings around the METRO. MTC really stands out among the rest of the FORUM/THREAD sites around. :thumbsupsmiley: MTC RAWKS!!!

BIZMAN is truly a GENIUS, a GOD!!! :mtc: :mtc: :mtc:

My ex GFs are now dead...

Hehe.. Just kidding...

My first GF is now living in Australia

and my 2nd GF is married already with 2 kids.

The first one is mine but she got married before

she got preggy so lusot ako... Lolz!!! :thumbsupsmiley:

The others ??? Got no infos bout them since we last met.

My current GF now is with me at STA. MESA,

we had just checked in at QUEENSLAND...

Nyahahahaha!!! Laters! GUYS! :thumbsupsmiley:

Gotta make love first... *wink* *wink* :mtc:

syet! bakit ba di ko nanaman nasagot ang sarili kong tanong...? si Jaco Pastorius nga pala ang nasa larawan sa aking avatar. isinisimbulo nito ang aking hanapbuhay bilang isang bahista.

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Ooh, we got a BASSIST here. :cool:

Looks like a lot of MTC Members are pretty inclined to MUSIC.

By the way, I love CREEDs music and the lyrics

as well that is why I choose them as my avatar. :thumbsupsmiley:

I also play lead guitar.

i know many would disagree but i see the CAT & ROTC as useless and a waste of time.  some say it's a way to hone discipline. it's baloney. there are other hundred ways to develop self-discipline.  CAT & ROTC officership is just a scapegoat for low self-esteem students who enjoys a false sense of power. this is where they can get back at their adversaries since they can't do so in the real world. besides, with so much corruption within the organization, what credibility could they boast? WHAT DISCIPLINE? they themselves are corrupt so how would you expect someone to teach discipline when they themselves don't have any?

 

i never attended CAT & ROTC. i would never subject myself to false power. 

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Definitely, Exactly, Extremely, Absolutely 100% Correct!!!

I Agree... :thumbsupsmiley: ROTC and CAT are fvckin waste of time and effort. :thumbsdownsmiley: :thumbsdownsmiley: :thumbsdownsmiley:

Just an additional garbage to the curriculum.

CAT:

 

Binastos nung isang officer ang syota ko na cadet. Inabangan ko sa labas ng school at pinalo ng rifle sa mukha.

 

ROTC:

 

Minura-mura ako ng isang officer dahil mabagal daw ako sa calisthenics. Inabangan ko sa labas ng school at sinapak ko siya sa mukha.

 

Those were the days... :evil:

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PVTANG-INA... :grr: :grr:

Mukhang ako yung officer mo sa RO ah...

Kaw pla un sumapak sakin. Hmp!!! Hehehe...

Joke3!!! Tanda ko nmn pra maging officer mo.

Btw, my experience when I was in high school during our off classes CAT formation. We were so noisy then since our commandant is our kabatak. Suddenly, there were bottles of beers and any kind of liquors fying towards us, it was the tambays from the adjacent bldg. Though the fence is quite high, they still manage to throw us those freakin bottles. So we throw them back. It was later when we found out that one of them has been hit on the head and is bleeding. Damned! Ang dami nila sa labas, inabangan kami. Hehehe... But di kami ntakot since isang battalion kami sabay-sabay pauwi kya wala din sila nagawa.

REVIVALS ???

Totally SUCKS!!! :thumbsdownsmiley:

Why not come up with their own composition ???

It only goes to show no creativity and lack of resourcefullness.

I usually put in mostly ALTERNATIVE SONGS on the playlist when we're having a couple beers at our house or my friends house. On videoke bars, us friends dig OPM TUNOG KALYE BANDS and grab the mic and sing... :thumbsupsmiley:

These are the songs that we likely sing...

Wind Of Change

Still Loving You

Always Somewhere

Hotel California

Bed of Roses

Always

Never Say Goodbye

Laklak

Lagim

Prinsesa

Inuman Na

Huling El Bimbo

Alapaap

and not to forget...

Careless Whisper... :thumbsupsmiley:

BOSS ALAK PA NGA!!!

Hik! Hik!