Chito

[The original non-serious reply has been deleted as per the request of the above username because it was pointed out that it could be interpreted as being "kiss and tell" (to which I disagree.) Needless to say, if the above username is so concerned about another username seeing the contents of my own profile, then the former should tell the latter to stay the fcuk out of here.]

Let me just pick up my jaw which dropped on the floor.

That's an unusual reaction. I couldn't see what's jaw-dropping about that.