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Daenerys is <3

i didn't know that I was starving 'til I tasted YOU

need extra bucks. can somebody recommend sidelines? thanks

what's better than listening to Bach's Air on a G string?Hearing your girl's "Sh*t you hit my G-spot" scream

note to self: don't smirn-ON the smirnOFF on a monday night. wasted AF.

daaaaaaa daa dadadaaadaaaaa dadadaaa! -got

Money can't buy happiness. But it feels better crying in a porsche, than in a bicycle.

To our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet! -anonymous bastard

A lion may be king, but it cannot breathe fire. Dracarys motherfu***rs

Who the fu*k can stand conversing with a nagger who would inject all unconnected, stupid issues just to intentionally ruin your whole day and still point out that they were the pitied on?

one of the best meals is a free meal, courtesy of your boss. thanks you! hahaha

Yung taong kasing amo ng tupa pag naususunod kapricho at pagiging materialistic nya, pero pag wala nang mapala, daig pa ang lobong sasagpangin ka.

anyone looking for a Honda Civic FD 1.8, '08 model?

aarrrrrr.. said the pirate by the bay. gotta catch up on those got episodes thru pirate bay!

Gonna be homebound with a side trip of oven fresh pizza and a chug down a bottle or two!

Thursday I don't care about you, it's Friday I'm in love! oh yeah!

Don't you wish you were a billionaire funding lots of charitable works around the globe? Yeah. I'd wish that too.

How I wish this life had a reset button.

And for the nth time we happen to stumble upon the same bus on y way home. You looked so tired probably from your weekend class. I offered you a seat, and my heart beat so fast when you accepted. You asked me why I looked familiar. Alas I knew that you have noticed me once or twice. I introduced myself and so did you. I asked how your day was and just said it was terrible. So I tried to break the ice and told a joke. But you laughed so hard not at the joke, but how corny it was. I was stunned...