D'Greyman

Archeology major

Don't tell me that I was cold. You started this snow

I get the picture. You can stop now with the cold shoulder

I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything I say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel

Disnomian

Burn!

Ingat ingat lang. I'm fragile

Tatay na sana ako kaso tinatamad pa ako

Wag ka magmahal ng pusa dahil single ka. Maawa ka sa inosenteng kuting na kukunin mo

When in doubt, log out

I am neither light nor dark. I am the best of both sides

I wish that all your dreams would turn into memes

If you'd be a superhero, best catch phrase for you is "pervert by day, pervert by night"

Beware of Lurkers. I just saw one yesterday

Flat Earthers have flat brain wave length

If you still feel raw about it then come to me

No one will love you more than your dog

Zzzzzzzzz.....