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It's a Friday.

Wala. magsisindi ng yosi at hihintayin makaalis sa pinaroroonan.

Depends on the people I'd be spending the weekends with... steady...I suppose...

How's your friday night going to be like? (deep conversations and beer...anyone?)

nope...but left-handed saan?

What are your plans for tonight?

That it happens when you least expect it. You can't force it. You can't coerce it into happening. It just happens. Like farting with chunks.

Okay lang, basta walang paparazzi. hahaha

Even if I find my inner dialogue more interesting than your incessant yakking?

Makainom ng madami na hindi gaano masama ang nagiging hangover.

Namimiss ko yung mga panahon na kalahati pa lang ng kung ano mang dami ng pollusyon ngayon. Kailan kaya yun...6 months ago?

"I'm never getting wasted again" "...wait? are those last nights lingerie models on the floor?!? Why are they covered in that slime, oh wait, that's baby gravy..."

" Yeah, I'm getting tested tomorrow."

Bubuhusan ko ng holy water.

I'd say more annoying than funny... Been craving for a burger today, so guess what? I got a burger, from burger king actually. Thing is, I forgot I accidentally bit down on a seed I think, or some very tough ribs that day before that had me unable to open my mouth too wide.

So there it was... A steaming hot burger on a huge goddamn plate. with those warm Belgian fries.. (the one's that looked like a person actually used a knife on a potato...not like the ready-to-fry crap they serve at micky-d's)

And there I was...forcing my mouth to open to hopefully get a chunk in there so I could chew a piece off. I looked pathetic, and it hurt like a mother too.

I still the ate 2/3rd's of it a few hours later though. Couldn't let good food go to waste.

Well... It all happened one cold night while browsing for Asian porn, my right hand on the computer's mouse, the other holding my stiff...sub sandwich. (it's actually an egg roll, but hey, no ones complained yet) ..Alright, I'm rambling ... That's how it sounds like in my head. But really, I found about MTC while looking for pinoy forums...you know, so I could like, score chicks dude! (like how the conyo crowd would say, riiiiiiggghhtt? riiiiiiigggghhhht?)

Mukhang okay nga yung Murphy's sa makati ginoogle ko. mahal nga lang ang pika-pika. May alam kayong tagong bar malapit sa business district ng makati? yung sanang hindi gaano maingay at mailaw.

Every stinking telecom company here is crap. Dyan lang naman magaling yung mga hinayupak na yan, maningil. Mula globe, sun, smart, pldt, meralco...LAHAT. Pero pagdating sa customer na may reklamo...P0ta, good luck. May naputol na sanga dito samin na nakalaylay sa cable ng meralco na tinawag ko simula nung mismong araw na naputol, nung Hulyo pa yun, ano na petsa? Awa ng Diyos nakalambitin pa din hanggang ngayon. dalawang beses sa isang linggo ko tinatawagan yun, hanggang sa nagsawa ako pagkatapos ng 2 buwan. Saan ka pa?

Okay ang ingredients sa wai ying a. extra protein.

I'm not sure about religion anymore. God, yes. organized religion..well, I really don't know anymore. But, to quote someone who once told me something about life, ..."We'll never get out of it alive..." Truest words ever spoken.

We're all nuts when no one is looking, the lucky few get to get away with being completely bonkers in a crowd...kudos to them.

Even if I hate the government and all forms of authority? Except, maybe, those who have unconsciously shown that they have a minuscule sense of what being corrupt means. Or at least they follow the laws that they should be upholding.

The days are getting shorter and nights are getting colder

As long as you don't order the same thing over, and over...and over...and... you get the picture.

Even if I disappear (no contact, no nothing) a few days every couple of months?

Realizing again, that no one gets out of life alive.

sure.

Even if I slept with the whole college mens basketball team, don't shave my pubes (which are long and silky,) and that my nipples are huge and more black than Wesley Snipes? Oh, I also have tons of stretch marks from giving birth.

The past is the past for a reason. So... NO. Sorry, I don't share what's mine.

Even if I kicked the ass of your ex for still wanting to hang around?

Std's. May herpes be your comforting warm body when the nights are cold and your heart aches.

You've got to not be too impulsive on going all out (at least, be sure first). motherf#&kers nowadays are all out for a quick fix, Nothing lasting. Hoes ain't loyal, believe that bruhddah!

As long as you watch your weight...and we get to eat together.

Even if I get too intense at the most trivial things?