Robert Mortimer

My pervert, dom uncle used to say, "walang pakipot sa magaling dumila."

Mahirap maka relate sa mga tastes ngayon.

Girls didn't shave their ehems.

Guys with their dos looked like dicks.

Most local films had FF's (flaming faggots) in tha cast.

Most cars over heat when the aircon was on.

Our car used eight track tapes.

Most bomba stars would look like longkatoots by today's standards.

Some leading men wouldn't even land a job as extras today.

Jokes were really corny. Mababaw pa ang kaligayahan dati.

If you have a position in govt and you didn't make money, tawag sa iyo tanga. But if you did enrich yourself, tawag sa iyo ma abilidad, hindi magnanakaw!

People were obsessed with everything imported, yung stateside! American cars were preferred over Japanese models.

Tinatagalog ko na, pa-ingles ingles pa with a forced American accent. In one of her over emphasized "th", tumalsik yung front denture niya. Pero ang galing niya. She caught it in mid air with her lips. True. She wanted me to take her home a few minutes later. Had to plead with her not to, not yet.

Looking back, made things easier for me with her. When we were done and was just cuddling, she said it was a good thing I didn't get turned off. I said it would take much more than that for her to turn me off because I said she's the most attractive person I have ever met.

One thing would definitely turn me off though, I told her. That is if some other guy's denture was left down there! Tawanan kami. I said, " be careful, baka tumalsik na naman yan!" Ha ha! Tinanggal niya, Tapos tumawa pa lalo. Dun ako na turn off nung nakita ko!

No complications, stick to business.

Open season!

Or you put her before you all the time.

I'll be like ""bye bye, have a nice life."

It's actually more of LaMarcus Aldridge's team now. The offense goes to him which is something the spurs haven't done in a long run. They never had a focal point in the past few years. They heavily rely on player movement and ball movement which creates open shots and opportunities for them. Doesn't matter who's shooting as long as he's open.

 

Exactly. In the playoffs, you cannot concentrate your offense on one player no matter how talented he is. It becomes predictable. Kapag stale na, you have to be creative. More so in a series wherein napagaaralan ka NA ng kalaban. I think the Spurs were a victim of this. It's aldridge's first year with them and he is a huge talented guy. They will improve even w/o Duncan. I also believe that Parker is a very important component.

Was a psychologist, now an equipment operator. I will be an entrepreneur. That's my dream, so I will stay put and only concentrate on my own personal endeavor. Mahirap ang buhay empleado. Nakakasawa na.

Look at it this way. Kapag maraming babae, ang tawag sa lalaki babaero at kinaiinggitan. Kapag ang babae naman maraming lalaki, tawag sa kanya Ho, pinaguusapan nang hindi maganda. Make sense?

Ok Lang to fall for a thera. Just make sure not to fall on your face when when the time comes...

What I mean is BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS.

My view on this.. it's so pathetic. Reason why I've never entertained the thought. Why pathetic? Wala na bang iba? Kawawa ka naman. Something like that.

Well, just my thought though. Of course I only apply it to myself. For the others who indulge in it, I don't really care.. it's their life anyway.

Ang hirap kasi eh! Watching the secretary lick all those stamps!

Ok Lang to fall for a thera. Just make sure not to fall on your face when when the time comes...

I look like brad pitt. More like brad's pwets.

I am a typical sourgraper. Good luck! Ha ha. May putok yan! I think I need to grow up.

None! I love'm all!

Pwera Lang kung may putok!

Guys who are aware of their shortcomings tend to compensate and in so doing, more often than not, outperform the gifted ones. Swerte kung attractive na, performer pa.

Funny. This was also my reason before. Eh paano kung di pa ako mauna magpapansin, okay lang sa kanya na hindi kami mag-usap whole day. Kakainis kaya yun ganun. Hindi niya ako namimiss.

Same reason maybe, but different motives. In your case, you were ignored. I don't think I was guilty of that. I fell hard for her. I think she was "projecting"; meaning, siya talaga ang may ayaw na. She was seeing someone behind my back, some rich guy. Pero may ichura talaga I have to admit. We were in our teens and years later I found out he dumped her after sleeping with her once. Took her V. Ang bagal ko kasi seguro noon. Oh well, tapos na yun.

Never really crossed my mind, come to think of it.

Took extra hours at work and bought myself something.

Yes and no. Yes, it can be really exciting. No, seguradong pagsisisihan ko ito sa katagalan.

Ok Lang yun. Wala sa akin yun!

None! I love'm all!

Palpak palagi.