Crassus

DUDEVORCE - (n) When two bros officially end their friendship.

DOPPELBANGER - (Noun) a person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related.

TEXTPECTATION - (Noun) the anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text.

Ampalaya - Minsan Gulay, Minsan Ikaw

The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*

Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible. Angry people need hugs (or sharp objects).

To the woman who I willnot name, as per request, thank you sa lahat ng iyong juices. hehe

A little bird was flying in winter. The bird froze and fell to the ground. A cow came by and dropped some dung on it. The bird realized how warm it was and began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and dug him out and ate him. The Moral of the story is... 1. Not everyone who drops sh*t on you is your enemy... 2. Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend... 3. When you're in deep sh*t, keep your mouth shut!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?

Hello

Huli ka pare! Haha!

Long and Veins

So many days and months have passed, and I am back.

Zeldzaam

I need someone to Love.

Da mihi sis cerevisiam dilutam

Quod Erat Demonstradum

Breakpoint

Thoughts of you.

Desiderata

Auditing People will really... ohhh really, I will really k*ll them.

Invictus

Bored.

Dumaan ako sa South Star Drug. Want to test this Advert in this Site.

Need to talk. ANYTHING.