Crassus

3 Girls visited my pad for 3 days in a row.

4:20

A little bird was flying in winter. The bird froze and fell to the ground. A cow came by and dropped some dung on it. The bird realized how warm it was and began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and dug him out and ate him. The Moral of the story is... 1. Not everyone who drops sh*t on you is your enemy... 2. Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend... 3. When you're in deep sh*t, keep your mouth shut!

A paper should be like a mini skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep it interesting.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Ampalaya - Minsan Gulay, Minsan Ikaw

Ang BOOOORINGGGGG!!!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?

Auditing People will really... ohhh really, I will really k*ll them.

Bagels and Coffee

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Blue Magic

Bored.

Breakpoint

Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible. Angry people need hugs (or sharp objects).

Business and Investments.... Arrgghhhh goin crazy... .

Business mode : ON

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

Ceej?

CELLFISH - (noun) an individual who continues talking on their phone so as to be rude or inconsiderate of other people.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Da mihi sis cerevisiam dilutam

Desiderata

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.