Crassus

A little bird was flying in winter. The bird froze and fell to the ground. A cow came by and dropped some dung on it. The bird realized how warm it was and began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and dug him out and ate him. The Moral of the story is... 1. Not everyone who drops sh*t on you is your enemy... 2. Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend... 3. When you're in deep sh*t, keep your mouth shut!