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iskander

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  1. no uglies, stupids and pervs allowed here. =)

    1. iskander

      iskander

      what about sniveling sipsips...are we allowed here?

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  2. I feel like a gypsy, forever wanting change. I take one step left and suddenly jump 3 steps right.

    1. iskander

      iskander

      Then that makes you a dancing gypsy!...um, which is kinda what gypsies are good at anyway...

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  3. it's pretty interesting to entertain bored souls here. i'm amused by their humor or lack of it.

    1. iskander

      iskander

      Me too, but then again I'm easily entertained. Full stops and commas make me laugh...

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  4. And when she was dry and warm, her hand drifted to rest there with thoughts of him.

  5. Yeah I think you're cute but really you should know. I just came to say hello, hello, hello, hello

    1. iskander

      iskander

      Hot mascots? (it was a local burger chain, they needed a guy in a cow suit, times were hard for me back then, I don't really like to go there...)

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  6. Yeah I think you're cute but really you should know. I just came to say hello, hello, hello, hello

    1. iskander

      iskander

      what about hot librarians? I worked in a library once. well, i sat around, read a few books, moved a few books, dusted a few books...

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  7. I think, therefore, I'm single... LOL

    1. iskander

      iskander

      oh..I asked cuz i thought I'd try that old trick...you know, like if men know what women think about men when men are talking about women, then us men will have a better chance of understanding you women...maybe, i dunno anymore...

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  8. Yeah I think you're cute but really you should know. I just came to say hello, hello, hello, hello

  9. I think, therefore, I'm single... LOL

    1. iskander

      iskander

      I couldn't help noticing that you're currently viewing the 'males' forum (translation: I'm not stalking you)...so, what have you learned about us? :D

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  10. i like a nice cup of tea of you please

    1. iskander

      iskander

      yep. but I don't mind breaking the law every now and then ;)

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  11. Yeah I think you're cute but really you should know. I just came to say hello, hello, hello, hello

  12. I think, therefore, I'm single... LOL

    1. iskander

      iskander

      I was having a good day. Don't expect too much sense from me.. ;)

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  13. i like a nice cup of tea of you please

    1. iskander

      iskander

      You like tea. That's a wonderful start my dear. All this coffee nonsense, it just won't do! And just to think - you, the master advocate and I, the new, fresh-faced law student...yes indeed, this could be the beginning of a beautiful digital friendship...!

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  14. Lord Tom Seduction Guru is back!

    1. iskander

      iskander

      Dude, teach me the secret skillz, please...

       

      :)

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  15. I'm looking for a hot guy here!!!

    1. iskander

      iskander

      I'm in Dubai. It's 34°C and rising. So I'm hot, believe me. Any chance I could pop over to your place for a cold shower?? ;)

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  16. Yeah I think you're cute but really you should know. I just came to say hello, hello, hello, hello

    1. iskander

      iskander

      damn. i read the first part and i got all excited...

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  17. I think, therefore, I'm single... LOL

  18. any girls in doha right now?. lets hook up

    1. iskander

      iskander

      Lol, Doha??? Damn bro, no girls there for sure! No wonder you're sending out a distress signal..it must be as dry as the desert!

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  19. "Where is the one man to sweep me off my feet, that lets me know how beautiful I am in and out and the only man I'll want to kiss for the rest of my life?"

    1. iskander

      iskander

      Lol, Samantha, my poor dear...there is no such thing in this world, he doesn't exist - well according to my gf anyway!

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  20. just thinking what to eat?!?

    1. iskander

      iskander

      What to eat? Well that all depends on how hungry you are...so, how big is your appetite? :)

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