Ms Take

Who has Season 1 to 7?

Career. Wala namang love e.

The fact that there really is no one who is truly interested in me. The guys who pm just wanna bed me. Last time I checked, everyone I dated in the past introduced me to their Mom and wanted to marry me. Bakit biglang naging pangsex na lang?

A guy who is also my Facebook friend saw that I posted about wishing that Quiapo would be nice to me today coz I went there but I had only 3.5 hours of sleep and I have been sick for a week. He messaged me and checked on me and followed it up with a reminder to rest and take my vitamins.

I felt like he actually really cared which was surprising.

Cheaters never change. Once a cheater, always a cheater. Ang manloloko, hindi nagbabago. Nagpapahinga lang yan.

Hey stranger,

I do not know you and it seems that if I am to believe my Chinese horoscope, 2017 still won't be the year that I will meet you. According to it, I am going to have great fortune and an awesome career but my lovelife would not be okay. It's cool. I have been loveless for almost 4 years now so it's become a habit and I am getting used to being on my own.

I do want to say something to you.

When we do meet I hope you are as ready for me as I am ready for you. I hope you won't mind that I am not thin. I am working on becoming more fit but it will take time. I hope you are legally single and not in a relationship because it would simply suck and as much as I would love to be with you, I can't if there is someone else so please make sure you are available when we meet.

I hope you are funny and laughs easily coz my sense of humor is just mababaw. I easily laugh and I appreciate even corny jokes. I hope you like movies coz I can stay at home and "netflix and chill." Hahahaha. I also binge watch so I hope you like couch surfing too. Speaking of which, I am starting to become a bit more adventurous but not too much so you gotta be careful where we go and what travels we do.

I hope you have dreams, passions, and ambitions. I hope you have a core group of friends you go out with 2x a month so you have your own life and we will also have a life together. You need to have the same drive that I do so we can support each other.

I hope you're over the women who broke your heart. I hope you're over whatever demon you went through. I hope that when we meet, you are ready to fall in love with me. If not, if all of the things I mentioned are impossible, then please, continue being a stranger to me because I don't think my fragile heart can take any more heartache. So either be the stranger meant for me or just be a stranger that I will never meet. Your call.

Neither is an absolute guarantee. Masarap nga sa kama e wala namang feelings, di magiging maayos.

Mahal mo nga pero malamig pa sa isda o madalang pa sa pagfreeze ng impyerno kaya maglandian, maghahanap ang isa.

It's a combination of everything: sex, love, trust, respect, communication, and something that ties you two together. SPACE as well coz if you're always together, chances are, you'd get tired of each other and not grow.

Ladies, listen to this one advise about keeping your man faithful or loyal.

YOU CAN'T.

You can be the best woman in the world. You can be the best sex he's ever had. You can make all his dreams and fantasies come true, blow him like there's no tomorrow, perform acrobatics, and always spread your legs but if a man doesn't want to be faithful or loyal, he won't be.

You can be the prettiest, sexiest, or be the one always there and he will still stray. You can be his whore, mother, plaything, wife, mistress, girlfriend, or buddy and he would still cheat if he wants to. It's not your fault. It's your fault for picking such a loser but the only way to keep a man from straying is having a man who does not want to stray.

No amount of f#&king or loving is going to keep them in line. Only they can keep their tiny heads to themselves.

MU can go a lot of ways.

Mutual Understanding where both parties are clear where they both stand. They know their feelings and their limitations. This rarely happens. What normally happens is Malabong Usapan where one party enjoys the benefits of the situation while one suffers, most of the time, because of heatache coz this person wanted more. Unfortunately, MU tends to become Maiksing Ugnayan and eventually, they just drift apart because there was nothing solid to start with.

Unang una, wag sa movie kung seryoso ka naman kay girl kasi anong pag uusapan nyo sa loob? WALA. Movie on a first date is stupid e unless pareho kayong film buff at magdidiscuss kayo to death afterwards.

So saan dapat? Men, please, for the love of God, pay attention.

1. Brunch at Rustic Mornings. Nuff said.

2. Tagaytay / Marikina / Antipolo / Pampanga / Bataan Road Trip - - - hello? Long drives means you get to see how she really is at anong taste nya in music. This matters ha. What if yung themesong ng Wowowee love nya? Mamahalin mo talaga sya? Also you get to see if she gets easily impatient and small quirks.

3. Music Festival. Movie at the park. Kung love nya ang nature o mahilig sya sa ganito, go for it. If she's not into it or hates sitting on the grass, mag isip ka ng maigi kasi if di tugma feel nyo, malamang di rin tugma feelings nyo.

4 . Museums. You can discuss quietly, roam around and guess what? CHEAP date.

5. Legazpi Market or something similar. Cheap yet it's an adventure.

6. Quiapo for 1000 or less. Make it a challenge. Make it fun. Make it unique.

Oh and please, if you ask a girl out, YOU PAY. ALWAYS. Wag kang ano.

Someone who can carry a good conversation and be sensual but not indecent. Yung swabe lang. Oh, and funny.

Personally, I fall even for men who are considered ugly if they are:

1. decent

2. funny

3. smart

4. treats me right

5. accepts me and loves me for me

6. may pangarap and direction sa buhay

May nagpm na pahabain ko naman daw sagot ko dito so here goes.

1. Sweet pag gusto ko yung tao. Masunget pag ayaw.

2. I love books, music, movies, Kdrama, and roadtrips.

3. I love mobile photography so walang basagan ng trip if I take photos of everything that catches my eye.

4. Faithful to a fault.

5. Ayoko sa bobo kasi sarcastic ako minsan. Pag bobo, di nya magegets. Malulungkot ako. Patay pag malungkot ako.

6. Malibog pero nasa lugar. Hindi ako tahong na pinainit lang e bubukaka na.

7. Minsan stapler, madaling maattach.

8. Minsan makahiya, konting bwisit, bibitaw din agad lalo na pag hindi pa naman matagal ang attachment.

9. Ayaw ko ng drama. Let's talk things through at pag tapos na issue e tapos na.

10. Pag napainlove mo ko sayo, jackpot ka. You have a lady outside the bed to present to the public, a whore inside the bed, a mother hen to fret over you, a girl na friend who will hang out and chill, plus a girlfriend to date and show off.

I thank you, bow!

For me, it's still X046. I've been there 8x and I have never left upset or not full. This one is in Valero Street.

Hmmm I guess its asking or clarifying what went wrong. When things don't work out, I have learned to just never ask.

Men hurt women because they are f#&ktards who need to use physical harm to make themselves feel more superior. This means that they are insecure whiny sons of bitches who most likely suck in bed and have small penises.

Some are just retards.

Some grew up in a violent home life.

At the end of the day, just always remember that when a guy hits you once, IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.

Your funeral if you stay.

Men hurt women because they are f#&ktards who need to use physical harm to make themselves feel more superior. This means that they are insecure whiny sons of bitches who most likely suck in bed and have small penises.

Some are just retards.

Some grew up in a violent home life.

At the end of the day, just always remember that when a guy hits you once, IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.

Your funeral if you stay.

The fact that I don't think I will ever find someone who really wants me for me, not just a piece of me or my body. I'm slowly giving up again on this and once I do, I will never ever open my heart again.

The same guy who has made me smile for the past 2 months coz I finally realized I was just his coffee shop. I was nothing more than a coffee shop.

Never fall for someone who is broken for they will just break your heart ... They can't help it. They are too broken to love someone.

Once or 2x a day, not lasting more than 3 minutes each except tonight.

An oxymoron and a contradiction.

You can talk about anything except the following:

1. politics

2. religion

3. your sex life

4. ex partners

How many men have you slept with?

Vital stats?

What's your weight?

Without even having to think about it, CAREER.