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    Stressed Out

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    ok so most of us are shy or lazy to share what really goes on when were "STRESSED".

     

    now this is the exact thing that i did when i was REALLY "REALLY" stressed out

     

    1. when i got home from school i drove to a local LIQUOR store, grabbed myself a 6 pack CORONA and a bottle of RASPBERRY SMIRNOFF and MALIBU RHUM

    2. head to a headshop and get a 2 packs of peach MIAMI BLUNTS and a havana CIGAR.

    3. drive home and roll 2 5inch f#$%ing FAT BLUNTS from ALLEN's TOP NOTCH s#!T from sagada with cuban tobacco (the right mixture, the right way)

    4. mixed malibu, pineapple juice, and vodka

    4. call up ANGELA and ADAM and invited them over

    5. play the movie "Friday" in my computer while waiting for them (movie varies)

    6. they arrive. then a little CHITCHAT (notices everyones eager to get the DRINKING STARTED).

    7. then out comes the BOOZE (with doritos/ruffles w dip for pulutan)

    8. after 2 hours

    9. LISTEN, WERE ALREADY DRUNK. while listening to REGGAE MUSIC (wala ng pakelam mode everyones drunk)

    10. the main event!!! i introduce them to the badass BLUNT that I MADE. (while still drinking)

    11. argues who SPARKS IT UP first. (forces ANGELA to light it up first but she denies kasi nagduda baka may SALVIA or ACID yung BLUNT which is rediculous)

    12. so i light it up first and PASS IT ON to the RIGHT HAND SIDE

    13. we get REALLY HIGH AND DRUNK and talk about EXTREMELY RANDOM STUFF VERY SERIOUSLY. (topics could go to UNDERWEAR and RELIGION)

    14. we get EXTREMELY F#$%ED UP since EVERYONES WILLING TO GET MESSED UP and no ones paying attention to the movie

    15. i SPILL OUT SECRETS THAT IM NOT AWARE OF SINCE IM MESSED UP

    16. decides to go to the VILLAGE PARK and walk around (swing or seesaw while unbelievably drunk)

    17. everyones hungry and we decide to go get some SHAWARMA or KEEMA. i hit on the HOT waitress habang nabubulol. (and i try to control myself since im really really drunk at gusto ko magwala for no apparent reason)

    18. while eating (neither of us talked) ANGELA remembered she has a pad of v's in her wallet :D

    19. i get EXTREMELY EXCITED

    20. we head off home and i grab my 2ND BLUNT (since i found out there were V'S)

    21. each of us drops 2 tabs of V'S IN OUR MOUTHS and drive around the village sounds up PLAYING PASS THE MARIJUANA BY MYSTIC ROOTS while smoking until the blunts gone.

    22. WE ARE REALLY REALLY F$%^ED UP AT THIS TIME. SERIOUSLY. we park by the sidewalk infront of the soccer field. (we all have the "dont care about anything anymore feeling")

    23. kwetuhan while yosi

    24. at this point we are DRUNK, HIGH FROM WEED, and HIGH FROM V's. (one of the best feelings you could experience)

    25. we wonder what else is there to do for around 30mins. (some of the stupidest ideas came out at this point)

    26. OK SO yung amats was going down. (nasusuka nako at nahihilo at sakit ng ULO KO P#T@!!)

    27. ADAM blurts out "smoke pa tayo!!!"

    28. my PRIDE IS RIGHT INFRONT OF ME. so i head to the car and roll a nice big FATTY on my lap while saying BUHAY KAPA! (4inches long 1cm wide) hoping this will satisfy this jerk.

    29. before sparking, ANGELA asks me of what we were to do after this. i tell her "JAH! RASTAFARI!"

    30. WE SMOKED A HELL LOT OF BUD! its 8pm and i had to bring angela home (girl kasi at strict parents) so we decided to smoke while driving her home to corinthians. she kept screaming coz of my driving. (t@n6n@ you wouldn't imagine how messed up we were at this point! I DARE YOU! SMOKE and DRINK WITH ME!)

    31. we drop her off.

    32. hmm what do we do?

    33. sabi ni adam sakin, oh ANO?! LALAKE KA BA?! INUMAN PA TAYO!!! we go to CUBAO EXPO and order a bucket of beer and light up a bowl to get the party started. (everyone started to light up! the whole place smelled of marijuana!)

    34. so its me and ADAM nalang.

    35. literally wasted nako dun sa bar wala nakong gana gusto ko na matulog tinatamad na talaga ako 2am na sht then nagyaya si gago

    36. gusto mo ng MAGKAPERA? and were off! TO HYATT!!! BACCARAT NA TOH!!! (CASINO!)

    37. sugal! SUGAL! SUGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    38. arrive home around 6am LITERALLY walang tulog LIGO, BIHIS, PASOK sa school. (tulala na ko nito yung mata ko 1/3open. antok, sabog, lasing)

    39. i drive home after school mga 2pm naka uniform pa walang toothbrush or bihis or hilamos literal pambahay AS IS bagsak sa kama TULOG.

     

    this is what i do when im stressed out :) wanna do it with me? you're more than welcome!! PM ME :D

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