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Dahil more than one week na ang craving ko sa steak, sa Saturday dapat na talaga kumain nun. LOL

What if the pilot is the one causing turbulence and is leading the plane to crash bc he and other airplane personnel have their own parachutes anyway? And they won't provide the passengers with parachutes? Will you still trust him?

Ang alam ko yung inaanak ang namamasko... Bakit pati si kumpare?

Coffee-ing

People lose interest and they don't even know they changed. Then one day when you least expect it, they'll be saying their goodbyes already.

Yung nagising ka tapos naisip mo ang JT's Hita, samahan pa ng baticolon at isol... Sige, tsaka atay na din... Naku, 2 rice na agad. And a cold serving of Mountain Dew... Gutom nga, makahalukay muna sa kusina. LOL

Yung nagising ka tapos naisip mo ang JT's Hita, samahan pa ng baticolon at isol... Sige, tsaka atay na din... Naku, 2 rice na agad. And a cold serving of Mountain Dew... Gutom nga, makahalukay muna sa kusina. LOL

Kung walang kang pera dito sa Pilipinas, talong talo ka sa buhay. Ang daya.

How parents go from “Sex is bad” to “I want grandkids”?

Doesn't give in to the pressures of achieving something at a certain age because we all go through our own pace.

am i the only one who gets confused at reads it as Boner instead of Broner

Who needs an earthquake drill when you're always expecting the worst to happen?

“Putting a sticker over your laptop camera is just as important as a condom. You need protection.”

Idk who needs to hear this but snitching on your co-worker won’t get you a raise!

Well I'm bored. You can ask me anything

Late night talks with open minded people.

Kids? In this economy? Y'all just want cute babies or toddlers for Instagram. But the responsibilities? Shut up

Conyos flexing on fellow conyos about their businesses but they still live with their parents ‍♂️

Yea sex is good but have u ever hugged someone and their clothes smell like moth balls

Sex is really cool, but I just want my back and neck to be cracked by a chiropractor.

Filipino boys will either love you unconditionally, or destroy your f#&king heart and trust. There’s no in between.

Heat crisis. Water crisis. Energy crisis. Incompetent and murderous government. Parang death sentence na minsan ang pagiging Pilipino.

A lot of Filipinos are still not fluent in English but we never bother to put subtitles in our national languages. And now we’re supposed to adjust to Chinese “tourists”? No, ma’am.

A real pro photograher would know how to capture a woman's beauty in a classy artistic way without having her pose nude of semi nude for a cheap thrill.

And rich people making laws for poor who don't even recognize their struggles.