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Winnie the Pooh's simple poetry is such a respite when I was young.

I still read it today, when the hustle and bustle of life, gets to me.

Us Two

Winnie the Pooh

A.A. Milne

Wherever I am, there's always Pooh,

There's always Pooh and Me.

Whatever I do, he wants to do,

"Where are you going today?" says Pooh:

"Well, that's very odd 'cos I was too.

Let's go together," says Pooh, says he.

"Let's go together," says Pooh.

"What's twice eleven?" I said to Pooh.

("Twice what?" said Pooh to Me.)

"I think it ought to be twenty-two."

"Just what I think myself," said Pooh.

"It wasn't an easy sum to do,

But that's what it is," said Pooh, said he.

"That's what it is," said Pooh.

"Let's look for dragons," I said to Pooh.

"Yes, let's," said Pooh to Me.

We crossed the river and found a few-

"Yes, those are dragons all right," said Pooh.

"As soon as I saw their beaks I knew.

That's what they are," said Pooh, said he.

"That's what they are," said Pooh.

"Let's frighten the dragons," I said to Pooh.

"That's right," said Pooh to Me.

"I'm not afraid," I said to Pooh,

And I held his paw and I shouted "Shoo!

Silly old dragons!"- and off they flew.

"I wasn't afraid," said Pooh, said he,

"I'm never afraid with you."

So wherever I am, there's always Pooh,

There's always Pooh and Me.

"What would I do?" I said to Pooh,

"If it wasn't for you," and Pooh said: "True,

It isn't much fun for One, but Two,

Can stick together, says Pooh, says he.

"That's how it is," says Pooh.

Invictus, there's a way

As with anything in this world,

anything that you can conceive,

can be done.

The problem is not poor planning,

but lack of our most precious resources:

time and money.

Fuel from water,

Robot that think like us,

anti-aging products,

all will come,

but when (time),

and how much (money)?

There will come a time,

that you can choose your desired height,

but when (time)?

In the meantine there are two procedure (not hoax)

that will work now:

If you're under 21 (this varies),

growth hormones.

(expensive, side effects)

If you're 22 above:

bone lenghtening

(expensive and painful)

My own experience

Lahat ng nabanggit ko sa itaas

ay walang kuwenta,

kung puro theory.

Ako'y hindi guwapo,

ngunit di rin naman pangit,

nasa 6 hanggang 7 ako,

depende sa tumitingin.

Nagkaroon ako ng girlfriend,

na magada, mestiza, at mayaman,

mga 9 ang kartada,

umabot kami ng 4 na taon.

Masakit sa bulsa,

palagi akong dapat maasikaso,

at ingat ako sa kilos.

Nagkaroon naman ako

ng girlfriend,

mataba, hindi kagandahan,

at mahirap,

mga 4 ang kalidad.

Umabot kami ng 1 taon.

Para akong hari,

ako ang inililibre,

ako ang bine-baby,

ako ang minamasahe,

binibilhan ng damit,

ang sarap.

Ngunit hindi ako masaya.

Parang pakiramdam ko,

sugar mommy ko siya,

kahit na mas bata siya sa akin.

Magkaiba kaming tao,

hindi lamang sa hitsura,

ngunit pati sa antas ng pag-iisip,

pagkilos, mga hilig, at panananaw.

Sa wakas,

nakahanap ako ng kapareho ko,

sa hitsura, sa kita, sa pananaw,

sa hilig.

Tama lamang ang gastos ko,

tama lamang ang pagod ko.

Ngunit sa huli iniwan niya ako,

nakahanap siya ng 9 ang kartada,

sa hitsura at sa kita.

Tawag siya sa akin palagi,

nakakapagod daw ang bago niyang boyfriend,

sa gastos, sa kita.

Gusto kong matawa.

Bilog ang mundo. :upside:

I've actually written a paper on this subject in college

Matching Hypothesis

1-10, 10 pinakamaganda

Kung 5 ang beauty mo,

mga 4-6 din na level ang pipiliin mo.

Reason?

For guys: takot mareject,

mas konti ang effort sa panliligaw,

at hindi high maintenance.

For girls: takot sa competition, selos.

Tsaka mas masaya iyong mga malalalapit

ang hitsura, kahit hindi siyota,

kahit mga magkakaibigan.

Kaya ang nag-iibigan

habang tumatagal

nagiging magkamukha.

Economics of Love

Kung 5 ang beauty mo,

at gusto mo ng say 9,

may karagdagang presyo

guys: - maaring sa pagod,

panliligaw, gastos,

at sangdamukal na kabaitan.

girls: siyempre kailangang,

supersweet ka.

Ngayon maari kang magtanong,

paano naman iyong mag-asawa,

o magsingirog na hindi naman

mayaman ang lalaki, o di naman

kagandahan ang babae?

Loan Theory

Magpapautang ka muna,

kung baga kung babae ka,

heto hiramin mo muna ang

aking kagandahan

habang ako'y bata pa,

pero babawi ka,

may karampatang lista sa utak

ng bawat mag-irog.

Kaya kung di nakapagbayad

ng utang ang isang nangutang,

siguradong, hiwalayan ang bagsak.

Ayoko sanang gawing,

parang kalakalan,

na ginagaya sa pagbebenta

ng laman ang pag-ibig,

ngunit ito ang matigas na katotohanan.

Mga halatang aria-arian (obvious assets)

1. Pisikal na hitsura (guwapong mukha, matipunong katawan, mahaba at matabang titi)

2. Antas sa buhay (social class)

3. Kasalukuyang Kita (annual income)

4. Mga maaring ibenta (liquid assets: car, house, etc.)

Mga di-halatang aria-arian (intangible assets)

1. Talino

2. Personalidad (Humor, Wit, Temperament)

3. Di halatang pisikal (boses)

4. Angking Galing (Great in Sex, Massage, Cooking)

etc...

Median Beauty of Filipinas to most Filipinos

1. Symmetrical Face - The Left and right side should match. This is also applicable to male. Most of us are exposed to pollution, disease and other hazards, that result is unsymmetrical face. The most symmetrical is said to have a good health and therefore good genes.

But pollution, disease and other hazards can disrupt development. As a result, the least resilient individuals tend to be the most lopsided. Just as female scorpion flies are most attracted to males with symmetrical wings, so too are humans attracted to those people with symmetrical faces and bodies. Humans are so instinctive about this, that studies shows that we can detect an attractive female in microseconds.

2. Averaged Face - Familiarity breeds liking. Exposure to more and more commercial depicting mestiza leads to liking mestiza. Exposure to more and more morena leads to liking morena.

3. .7 hip to waist ratio - divide hip size to waist size, thats the waist ratio. Almost all miss universe contestant have this ratio, or close to it. It doesn't matter if you're chubby or thin. Marilyn Monroe and Kate Moss have both .7 hip to waist ratio.

4. 6 inches height difference - Male and female alike likes the male to be taller. The average height difference is 6 inches.

5. Melting pot face - if a girl is mestiza, that is a combination of different race, she is perceived to be more beautiful. That is the current fashion now, not just in Philippines but in the whole of asia. East meets West from Bombay to Tokyo to Shanghai to Manila.

Just my two cents.