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What I did after my first major breakup was I contemplated for a few weeks, lost respect for girls and f#&ked every girl I could afterwards.

Psst...psst...psst. Clearly a pinoy original. If you hear this in an airport abroad, you can be sure there's a pinoy somewhere

A pinoy classic for me is: cashiers asking for change. You will almost never hear a cashier asking for change from you when you buy something from a store in another country. Utterly selfish and total disservice to the store you are working for.

slim, broad shoulders and super arched back

Kapag humihingi ng barya ang kahera kapag bumibili ka sa tindahan, nagbabayad ka ng parking, toll etc. I.e. Pag abot mo ng buong pera, sasabihin sa iyo: "May piso ka?" Really ticks me off!

Just do it. You'll regret it in the future...wont lose anything...

Mature women with young-ish bodies...almost teenager-like bodies.

Goody two-shoes pero bastos when she wants to be.

Women who look straight at you when they talk almost looking into your soul

I'm into symmetry of a woman's face and body...when someone tells me she has big boobs, I don't normally get interested until I see she's symmetrical.

I'm completely turned off when she's a C cup but is short and stubby...

My proposed law: "The no change law"

Dapat ang mga presyo ng bilihin, walang barya. Hassle e! All prices should be rounded up.

AND! Kapag walang barya ang tindera, dapat makulong ang may-ari ng tindahan! Bad trip kasi yung kahera na sa iyo pa humihingi ng barya!

Women who drink beer from the bottle...drives me nuts!

If there's chemistry and attraction, why not. Life is too short to hesitate...