Jump to content

DeV@nte

SUSPENDED
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    378

  • Joined

 Content Type 

Posts posted by DeV@nte

    The Mail Box

    in Art and Literature

    Posted · Edited by DeV@nte

    Miss Layla Ilagan,

     

    I woke up today and I had this long letter that I was going to write for you but when my fingers touched the keyboard, the same thing that has been popping in my head returned in big bold letters 'ARE YOU REALLY WORTH IT?. Those five words sums you up best, I'm sorry but that is the truth. You wanted it, so there you have it. It's not appropriate to even call you just a B.R.B because I've met the classic ones and you stand a head above. Kahit ba napakayaman mo, walang compensation ang sapat sa kapangitan at kabulokan ng utak mo. Masaya ka ba? Tingin ko hindi eh, on the contrary I think your life must be so mundane and this is based on my extensive month after month of observations. You have potential to be a nice person but you channel all your energies towards evil & hurtful deeds. One other thing that I have noticed is that you are consistent of someone who suffers Mythomania or by layman's terms, a pathological liar.

     

    Those that are around you are too scared to question the validity of your stories and your motivations, I just shake my head in amazement at that. I guess it pays off when you have an in-built "skeptic" module or what I call "Bullshit Artist Filter". Here's another thing, STOP calling me, sending me text messages and emailing me on every single email address that I have because that is bordering on stalking, in case you are not up to speed with the laws of the land that S-H-I-T is now ILLEGAL and punishable by imprisonment. I am happy to continue working in the same company as you because I actually do like my job the only unfortunate thing is that your family are majority shareholders. I don't want to have to change my number or change all of my email addresses so get a grip on yourself. Just because I made the mistake of describing you to someone in a little bit more than just general detail doesn't mean I was in love or infatuated with you. Sobrang kapal ng mukha mo naman. Madami kang 'admirers' puro walang kwenta naman, pero puro bagay naman sa iyo sabi ng iba, wag ka ng masyadong mapili.

     

     

    Some would love the idea of snaring the "Boss's daughter" but not I. That's it, I may not have a job after you finish reading this and yes I even give you my permission to print this off and show it to your daddy, if you feel inclined to do so. I would file this under resignation letters. When or if I do leave, I'm taking that goldfish with me that I have been feeding for the last 11 months and if they won't let me, I will break into this office Mission Impossible style and extract him/her. Here is the last thing I will add, I promise - You are NOT as hot as you think you are so get over yourself.

     

    Have a pleasant day!

     

     

    You must be the only known case of the White Pages Disorder. <_<I

     

    Yours Truly,

     

    Employee ID. 4669

×
×
  • Create New...