pumpking

issey miyake

crazy maki!

my woman likes me eating pineapple. she says it makes my sperm sweeter.

pinikpikan! HAHA

MASTER!

LOL @ me being a master

 

I'm definitely not master yet but here's some tips.

 

1) buy nice clothes. don't dress metrosexually, but have a sense of style. girls don't like men who just throws on anything they see. If you have no idea of what good looks like read men's mags, FHM, GQ, Maxim. Take a girl with you when you go clothes shopping. Get a decent haircut, trim your nosehair, make sure you have 2 eyebrows. Everything is in the details.

 

2) read mothaf*cka! read anything and everything. This gives you ammo when you're chatting a girl up. It's really lame when the only things that you can talk about is your level in Ragnarok or how often you play pangya.

 

3) Practice. Practice starting conversations with random strangers, security guards, cab drivers, the lady that sells you cigarettes, etc. This removes your fear of talking to people you've just met, and gets you comfortable talking to absolute strangers.

 

4) Be confident. I cannot stress this enough. Swing your arms when you walk. Puff your chest out, straighten those shoulders. Nothing turns a woman on than confidence.

 

5) DO NOT USE A LINE. No matter how original or funny you think your line is, it's still lame. a simple hi, or a compliment would do nicely. Using lines reek of desperation, women don't like desperate.

 

6) Do not try to be funny if you're not. Seriously.

 

7) Brush your teeth, and carry around tic tacs.

 

I have more but I'm too lazy to type it all out. Anyway that should be enough.

 

As for closing, I leave that up to you.

 

To answer the question the quickest I ever sealed the deal is 10 minutes. It was at a bar in Nakpil (before Nakpil became the homosexual haven it is now) this girl rubbed her tits on my back at the bar, I turned around and asked her if she wanted to do the front now. A few laughs later, I was getting blown in the toilet. It helped that she was drunk and that she was a total slut too.

Unhygienic.