facialfrankie

turd,your jokes stink.

ang hirap ng takusa

mga crush mo di mabisita

.......which only highlighted the obvious - you dont have a lovelife

dear balance inquiry,

thanks for texting me. ikaw lang talaga nakakaalala sa akin.

request lang, minsan naman ikaw mauna mag text. nagte text ka lang kasi pag tinext kita.

di ako nagrereklamo ha.

mwah!

crispy pata!

yari ang diet...

i eat the spiciest ramen at rai rai ken...

then drink beer to toxic level

may asawa ka na pala bat nagpapaganito ka?

(tanong ng gaga habang nilalagyan ng langis ang yagballs mo)

insecure women

they are the worst. they worry, complain and criticize in between breathing.

"the trouble with women is that they get excited about nothing

and then they marry him."

cher

kneaded eraser

yakisoba

mixed with kaning lamig!

kala ni tanda cool siya. pinagmalaki pa na may binabahay siya at pinag aaral.

pera pera lang yan, lolo. pag wala kang pera at dumikit sa yo yan saka lang ako bibilib sa yo.

tita,

di ka rin sexy and lalong di ka maganda.

bawasan mo yung panglalait ng kapwa.

nangangarap ka kung sa tingin mo maraming bilib/takot sa yo pag suplada ka.

ang di mo alam o ayaw mo alamin maraming may gusto na masunog ang buhok mo sa parlor.

o mabuhusan ka ng spaghetti sa restoran.

the best na gawin mo magsalamin ka.

f

why would they care if you are happy or not looking at them?

would they gain anything if you say you are so happy?

dear rock star/pseudo intellectual,

thanks for amusing me. you're a classic.

go easy on the tm business though. it doesnt fit, too big for you to fill.

rr says you know her. and she knows you well. interesting.

bj

buko juice - sarap!

ilong

money

cp

cards

eyeglass/shades

pen

people watching

masks

pretty girls

coffee

pretty girls

beer

prettygirls

andaming baliw dito. nakakaaliw

merienda

sa wakas makakakain na ko!

tmac keeps calling the rockets "my team".

well, he's a certified superstar but he's no leader. he can keep on racking those personal best records but he can never bring the rockets to greater heights with his egoistic approach.

reminds me of another superstar from another team. can score but can't lead.

aleng maganda,

isoli mo na ang flash drive ko. isang buwan na sa yo yun siguro naman nakopya mo na ang mga pictures dun.

kung gusto mong arborin sabihin mo lang. para bibili na lang ako ng iba.

hu, kung di ka lang maganda, nampuchangina na kita!

fr

ba't ka may hikaw?