berlasone

when you're on your own in the corporate world or even in the government bureaucracy, you'll find out that cheaters abound . . . so might as well start early . . . so that you won't get culture shocked and even be able to survive that harsh reality :evil:

SINCE MARRIAGE IS PROTECTED BY A CONTRACT, WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING DIVORCED IF OUR LEGISLATORS WILL PASS A LAW ALLOWING MARRIAGE TO BE GOOD FOR ONLY THREE YEARS. IF THE RELATIONSHIP TURNS SOUR, THE CONCERNED PARTIES WILL SIMPLY NOT RENEW THEIR MARRIAGE CONTRACT ON THE THIRD YEAR

if i like the guy i just volunteer my number and that's it. if he calls, good; if he doesn't, its his loss!