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A relative of mine came to town and commented that I don't have high-end stores in my city. She was looking for a designer bags and shoes to buy for a highly anticipated wedding in Manila. I searched on Google Maps and we drove for an hour to get to the outlet stores.

Blah, Blah, Blah,

 All the men at work wanted me but NO I'm  married.

Kat, I don't trust my husband anymore, I have trust issues.

Kat, you definitely get a brazilian cut on your frufru, Men don't like afro lookin' vajayjay

Blah,Blah, Blah,

Kat, you should wear more make-up, you definitely need some highligts,

why not marry an old rich jew, Kat?

blah blah blah. 

As soon as she got what she wanted, She was upset that the Filipina sales lady who didn't give her a discount on some fake crocodile purse.

"You've entered this store and you're expecting a discount over a thousand dollar bag? ". I retorted.

" Well She's a filipina and there were not too many people in the store".

" Gucci doesn't give a fuck about your designer price, Hello?!'

As we were driving home, she was talking about taking me along to Paris. 

It's obvious who'd be spending more on the trip. Just because I'm not married, it doesn't mean I have no expenses.

" I'd probably go to the Pere' lechese where Jim Morrison is buried." I said.

" Who the F is Jim Morrison?". She answered.

 

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