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#301 perriwinkle

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Posted 30 May 2019 - 12:28 AM

 
 
oh, I meant blessed and properly exorcised, i guess


Yep...but remember, never bring your blessed medallion at any motels and inns wherein illegal actions are can be done :D

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Posted 30 May 2019 - 01:13 AM

Yep...but remember, never bring your blessed medallion at any motels and inns wherein illegal actions are can be done :D

 

 

DOH! I always wear mine



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Posted 16 June 2019 - 10:09 PM

Yep...but remember, never bring your blessed medallion at any motels and inns wherein illegal actions are can be done :D


Why is that? Also heard na wag din daw isuot kapag pupunta ng sementeryo.

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Posted 01 July 2019 - 12:37 AM

people, where can u find or buy gayuma?? meron ba talga nun?? how much ang where?? http://manilatonight...O_DIR#/cool.gif



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Posted 04 August 2019 - 11:04 AM

Gayuma recipe:

 - 50 ml of pork's fat

 - 3 cloves of garlic, crushed

 - 1 strand of your pubic hair

 - 1 strand of your crush's pubic hair

 

How to make the Gayuma:

1. Tie together the pubic hairs.

2. Boil all ingredients only during Sunday midnight, 20 minutes, stirring only in counterclockwise direction.

3. Store it in small bottle and bury it under a rose plant for 3 days before using.

 

How to use:

1. Next time you meet your crush, dab a little of the love potion at your neck.

2. Make sure that you are close enough so your crush can smell it.

3. If she asks you to have lunch with her because for some strange reason she felt hungry, you are in the right track! Go with her!

4. The rest is up to you... Do your moves! Diskarte mo na yun!

 

Warning:

- Only works only 50% at a time. If you are ugly enough, the potion cannot help you.

natawa ako dito... if you have your crush's pubes then you no longer need yung gayuma di ba? hehehe


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