squat, taas ang sakong! for not memorizing florante at laura lines. ma'am please.... math na lang, kahit mahirap ok lang, pero mag kabisote, wala talagang pakialam utak ko... my brain hates memorizing s@%t after s@%t of useless words. and anyways hindi ko magagamit si florante at laura now. memory is for sale everywhere. and anyways lahat makita na ni google. except! solving complex math equations hehehe
The WORST Punishment You Have Ever Received from a Teacher
Posted 28 May 2017 - 02:48 PM
uso sa school namin dati yung papaluin ka ng bamboo stick or yung stick ng walis tambo sa kamay kapag nagkamali ka or makulit ka. madaming beses ko natikman yun. kasi nga makulit ako
Posted 06 June 2017 - 03:04 PM
not me pero na-witness ko lang. sobrang gulo rin kasi ng bata na siya ring sakit ng ulo ko paminsan. the teacher literally "pinned" him down. yung uniform niya nilagyan ng thumb tacks sa upuan kaya 'di makaalis student habang pinagtatawanan ng mga kaklase. moral dilemma para sa akin kasi alam kong maling gawin ng guro pero sobrang kulit talaga ng bata as in.
Posted 24 July 2017 - 12:21 PM
A grade of 70 in Conduct
Nahuli ako sumusulat ng dedication sa Diary ng isang Female Friend ko during one of her subjects hehehehe...
Posted 30 August 2017 - 10:49 PM
1. Flying eraser on the face. What infuriated me was it wasn't me that was being aimed at. It was a classmate behind me. - Moral lesson: Learn to duck.
2. Teach your classmates. I was told to teach the lesson for the day. That was after our teacher misspelled a word then I made the correction but with "how stupid" at the end. I guess I wasn't the only one who heard it. - Moral lesson? Chocolate is sometimes spelled chocolait.
3. Bitin patiwarik with matching hambalos sa pwet. This time it wasn't me but I witnessed my teacher doing it to my classmate when I was in prep school. I love this teacher. She was a combination of sheep and wolf. The twins (yes may kakambal sya) was I guess really too much for her. Now ,that's ,what I call ,going to the FLIPside. Moral lesson: If your teacher suddenly turns into a hyena and is running towards you, don't drop dead man! use your feet demmit!
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Posted 25 September 2017 - 08:35 AM
muntik nang na-drop sa class dahil sa excessive absences hehehe
Posted 19 October 2017 - 01:01 PM
Kindergarten kami nun, maingay kami, so she forced us to sleep until dismissal which was 10 minutes away.
E taeng t** na ko.
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Posted 15 June 2018 - 12:47 AM
back in grade school i didnt sing when told to. got shouted at and scolded in front of the class. cried back then. hate being a helpless child haha
Posted 19 June 2018 - 01:50 PM
Elementary days, pinatayo ni mam sa teachers chair nya and pinahubad sa akin ang pantalon ko then hit me a long wooden ruler
3x ata un tapos nabali yung ruler
Posted 23 November 2018 - 07:52 PM
push up to sawa. pero pasalamat ako dahil namulat ako sa mundo ng exercise at fitness. tawa na lang kami ulit nung teacher na yun noong magkita ulit, sabi niya buti may natutunan ako sa parusa na yun hehe
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