blue+george Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 squat, taas ang sakong! for not memorizing florante at laura lines. ma'am please.... math na lang, kahit mahirap ok lang, pero mag kabisote, wala talagang pakialam utak ko... my brain hates memorizing s@%t after s@%t of useless words. and anyways hindi ko magagamit si florante at laura now. memory is for sale everywhere. and anyways lahat makita na ni google. except! solving complex math equations hehehe Quote Link to comment
RФN S+EvЄ Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 uso sa school namin dati yung papaluin ka ng bamboo stick or yung stick ng walis tambo sa kamay kapag nagkamali ka or makulit ka. madaming beses ko natikman yun. kasi nga makulit ako Quote Link to comment
Deity.DImsum Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Hindi makagraduate dahil wala akong thesis. Quote Link to comment
golpidegolat Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 not me pero na-witness ko lang. sobrang gulo rin kasi ng bata na siya ring sakit ng ulo ko paminsan. the teacher literally "pinned" him down. yung uniform niya nilagyan ng thumb tacks sa upuan kaya 'di makaalis student habang pinagtatawanan ng mga kaklase. moral dilemma para sa akin kasi alam kong maling gawin ng guro pero sobrang kulit talaga ng bata as in. Quote Link to comment
Sir Galahad® Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 A grade of 70 in Conduct Nahuli ako sumusulat ng dedication sa Diary ng isang Female Friend ko during one of her subjects hehehehe... Quote Link to comment
travelmassage Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 (edited) 1. Flying eraser on the face. What infuriated me was it wasn't me that was being aimed at. It was a classmate behind me. - Moral lesson: Learn to duck. 2. Teach your classmates. I was told to teach the lesson for the day. That was after our teacher misspelled a word then I made the correction but with "how stupid" at the end. I guess I wasn't the only one who heard it. - Moral lesson? Chocolate is sometimes spelled chocolait. 3. Bitin patiwarik with matching hambalos sa pwet. This time it wasn't me but I witnessed my teacher doing it to my classmate when I was in prep school. I love this teacher. She was a combination of sheep and wolf. The twins (yes may kakambal sya) was I guess really too much for her. Now ,that's ,what I call ,going to the FLIPside. Moral lesson: If your teacher suddenly turns into a hyena and is running towards you, don't drop dead man! use your feet demmit! Edited August 30, 2017 by travelmassage Quote Link to comment
deathcore12 Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 I was sent to the guidance for cursing. Lol. Considering that I am part of the top section. Lol Quote Link to comment
baymaxxx Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 I was forced to repeat the subject ( unfairly, the prof has a grudge abainst me). He accused that I was cheating everytime during tests because I always get high grades whereas my classmates almost failed. He then made a special exam for me to take take in front of the faculty as to which he still insisted I cheated. Quote Link to comment
neville Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 muntik nang na-drop sa class dahil sa excessive absences hehehe Quote Link to comment
ghost31 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Kindergarten kami nun, maingay kami, so she forced us to sleep until dismissal which was 10 minutes away. E taeng tae na ko. Quote Link to comment
perfectstranger Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 binatukan Quote Link to comment
Guest k E i J i 👻 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Napalo ng malapad na kahoy sa palad dahil hindi ko pa kabisado ang multiplication table nung gr.4 ako.. 😁😁😁😄😅 Quote Link to comment
linareinverse Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Tumalon sa bakod para magcutting at makipaghabulan sa guard :D Quote Link to comment
wzero Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 back in grade school i didnt sing when told to. got shouted at and scolded in front of the class. cried back then. hate being a helpless child haha Quote Link to comment
AlecSexy Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 pinakain ng chalk hehe Quote Link to comment
takatakboi Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Elementary days, pinatayo ni mam sa teachers chair nya and pinahubad sa akin ang pantalon ko then hit me a long wooden ruler 3x ata un tapos nabali yung ruler Quote Link to comment
flatwall Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Elementary dys napalo s kamy Quote Link to comment
sabaysarapan Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 push up to sawa. pero pasalamat ako dahil namulat ako sa mundo ng exercise at fitness. tawa na lang kami ulit nung teacher na yun noong magkita ulit, sabi niya buti may natutunan ako sa parusa na yun hehe Quote Link to comment
Dark Omen Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 nilatayan kamay nung grade 4 haha Quote Link to comment
yournicefriend Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 pinag linis ng hallway for a week (kasama mga pader) Quote Link to comment
Aaron G Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Meron akong prof. dati na pinag report lamg niya ang claas. Every meeting puro reporting! Quote Link to comment
MoshGhost Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Naranasan ko pa ung pangungurot ng teacher sa singit year 90's Quote Link to comment
Elaineexhat Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 This surely doesnt sound like a gathering of atmospheric scientist. Im seeing post that look a little like they were written by deplorables. You know about those truly ignorant people, dont you? Quote Link to comment
xays99 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Uunatin yung patilya mo nung elementary. Quote Link to comment
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