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questions that you should never ever ask women...not only makes us uncomfortable but down right would piss any woman off

 

1. what's your weight? unless you're skinny as kate moss, most women find this question offensive

 

2. how old are you?...ehhh kinda uncomfortable...unless you look really young for your age...better na lang not to guess tapos mali and you'll likely offend her na naman

 

3. how big are your tits/boobs? are they real? can I touch them? or what's your vital statistic?

 

Do we women go around asking your d!ck size? So come on now!

 

 

since #2 Q was kinda if(fy), let me add a couple more of uncomfy Qs

 

how many men have you slept with or been with?

 

did you cum?..."No sh!t Sherlock Holmes! whatchathink?" "oo na para makatulog na ako!" This was with my ex-hubby.

 

This question I get nervous when asked by my hubby, "Babe, what did you buy at Neiman's that cost so much $...?"

 

Eto from the cops naman... "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

 

 

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Sir kasama ba yan sa exam?

-anak ng tokwa, ano gusto mo palabasin kung di naman kasama sa exam huwag ko na ituro para huwag mo na ring pag-aralan?

 

(While looking under the microscope) Sir ano po ito?

- Hindi ba dapat ikaw sumagot nyan? Kaya nga exercise eh

 

Paano siya namatay? Hindi ba dapat mag-move on ka na?

-God damn it, obviously its too painful for me to talk about it. Please do not torture me by making me answer such question only to feed your curiousity.

 

(Sa bar) Hi Mag-isa ka lang?

 

-Kanina pa ako nakaupo, me nakita ka bang kasama ko?

 

Bakit ganyan ang yosi mo?

- Eh sa gusto ko eh! Ano ba paki-alam mo! Bakit pinakikialaman ko ba yosi mo?

 

Bat ayaw mo? Bakla ka ba?

- This is usually a question I no longer dignify with an answer. Il say this though, hindi komo ayaw kita patulan ibig bakla ako.

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1. and why is it you never NEVER answer my texts ora mismo?

 

2. but you answered now, didn't you?

 

3. it's not what i think it's what i FEEL it's how you make me feel. how would you like it if it were done to you?

 

4. so what happened to being fair? hindi mo kaya?

 

5. u said you want a real relationship. are you asking me or just telling me? (Fag! men are so martianistic!)

 

there. now i can delete these from my phone.

 

(oh gawd! i hope he's not a member and could read this! :lol: )

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also from my mom: ( papagising ako ng 8am )

 

7:00 pa lang she'll wake me up and ask : what time ka gigising!!! :( :( :(

 

almost everyone ask this question specially sa mga bata or sa mga kausap sa phone....

 

gising kapa??? or gising ka na??? :wacko: sasagot ba ng phone yun pag tulog??? :wacko:

 

habang nakapila sa fast food.... gutom ka na??? ano daw??? :thumbsdownsmiley:

 

while having sex yung friend ko her gf asked... hon nakapasok na ba??? ayoko ko na ng mga finger mo ... ( 10 minutes na nga bumabayo ) hahaha kaawa awa yung friend ko..... :lol: :lol:

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