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#21 Julianda

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 06:49 PM

so the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a joke? Dammit There goes the last few years of my life.

 

Darn. The most sensible post I've read today if we're gonna be basing on this old post:

 

 

 

Honestly, I can't seem to understand whether this Flying Spaghetti Monster is indeed an entity or maybe the name itself says something about any monstrous activities. However, they have this so-called "The Loose Canon" thing which likely signifies as their holy book.
 
Here are some excerpts from "The Loose Canon":
 
I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.
 
— Suggestions 1:1
 
"Since you have done a half-ass job, you will receive half an ass!" The Great Pirate Solomon grabbed his ceremonial scimitar and struck his remaining donkey, cleaving it in two.
 
— Slackers 1:51–52 

 



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Posted 04 April 2017 - 04:30 PM

Proud ordained minister of the First Philippine Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster :D



#23 Julianda

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 11:43 PM

Proud ordained minister of the First Philippine Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster :D

 

Interesting.

 

But, you're not kidding, are you?

 

Do send me a PM if it's affirmative. Thanks.


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 10:43 AM

 

Interesting.

 

But, you're not kidding, are you?

 

Do send me a PM if it's affirmative. Thanks.

 

http://www.venganza.org/ordination/

 

:D


I'm also an ordained Dudeist priest ^_^

http://dudeism.com/


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#25 Julianda

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 01:36 PM

Now I'm getting hooked by this pasta monster.

 

Congrats dude!



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Posted 12 April 2017 - 01:57 AM

Alright, who's noodle do I have to boil to get some answers around here?!

 

When is the next gathering? Please advise so I can jot it down in my colander and attend.

 

In the name of the Farfalle, the Sauce and the Fusilli Spirale. Ramen.


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Posted 12 April 2017 - 02:47 AM

Alright, who's noodle do I have to boil to get some answers around here?!

 

When is the next gathering? Please advise so I can jot it down in my colander and attend.

 

In the name of the Farfalle, the Sauce and the Fusilli Spirale. Ramen.

 

Oh my flying pasta, you are interested too!






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