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i got a text from a friend that goes like this....

 

friend: go for a woman that knows how to swallow

 

me: wtf?! should we do it right away? what if she's not up to the deed?

 

friend: go for a woman that knows how to swallow her pride.. i pressed on the sent button accidentally on my prev text. sorry. i don't get your question?

 

me: nvm! :blush:

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kainin mo cya, lunukin k nya, rimjob, be good friends, drink together, buy stuff together, buy her what she wants n she will do the same. sex in unusual places, for guys magclub at mp paminsan minsan bsta ingat lng sa sakit, for girls wag pakielaman ang cp, pc at payagan lng lagi c guy maglakwatsa.

 

dat will make relationship last.

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