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#1 Barenaked-NoMre

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 10:08 AM

This is under revision (as things change) ... but feel free to visit so you can BARE your NAKED truth or read about my own! ;-P

What to expect from me:

* possible FRs from my dates! ;-) Will give some kind of rating system and see how many GOOD guys are here on MTC. ;-P

* some inspiring quotes ... am fond of these

* some insights into my own life experiences, as well as observations

* possible ranting and raging ... hopefully not as much! ;-)

* lyrics of songs I like or want to dedicate to people who are/were special to me



What I expect from visitors, lurkers:


* drop by and post ... react, comment ... ;-)

* please be respectful of other's post ... if you have a rift w/ someone ... PM them or take it to the Fight Club

* keep CUM-ing back ;-P

Edited by barenaked, 03 November 2005 - 01:43 AM.


#2 Barenaked-NoMre

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 10:16 AM

Something to get things started:



The Perfect Husband ...

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function, and begins to talk.
Everyone else in he room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now, and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership, and saw the new 2004
models I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house we wanted last year
is back on the market They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 10:19 AM

good morning!
congrats on your new room.
welcome to the block, sis!

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 10:36 AM

good morning!
congrats on your new room.
welcome to the block, sis!

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Thanks SO much for the WARM welCUM, sis! ;-P

Hope to see/meet you soon ... ;-)

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 10:39 AM

hey, finally!

for your signature link, just go to you controls, edit signature. you'll see this add hyperlink button. just hit it. and you can edit fonts same way you do with your usual texts.

enjoy the room. and bare it all. :cool:

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 10:45 AM

im sure i'll visit this room everyday...just like an home page....good morning sweetie...

mr.flip :upside:

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 10:57 AM

Good day my friend. B)

Congratulations on your new room! :thumbsupsmiley:


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Posted 25 May 2005 - 10:58 AM

makikiwelkam lang po ..

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 10:59 AM

hi there friend...

nice to see you in the neighborhood again :)

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 10:59 AM

may bagong kapitbahay? :blink:
welcome to the hood! :lol: :boo:


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Posted 25 May 2005 - 11:56 AM

hey, finally!

for your signature link, just go to you controls, edit signature. you'll see this add hyperlink button. just hit it. and you can edit fonts same way you do with your usual texts.

enjoy the room. and bare it all.  :cool:

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Thanks ... ;-P Yes, after SO many hundred years!

Ok ... will tinker w/ stuff.

I will ... to a certain extent. For PUBLIC knowledge of the MEN I've CUM across! ;-P

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 11:59 AM

im sure i'll visit this room everyday...just like an home page....good morning sweetie...

mr.flip :upside:

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Thanks ... ;-)

Meet you sometime, k?

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 12:00 PM

Good day my friend.  B) 

Congratulations on your new room!  :thumbsupsmiley:

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Thanks! ;-)

At least a place I can call my own ... here on MTC! ;-)

Meet up with you sometime ... for the cards. ;-)

Hope the wife is ok ...

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 12:01 PM

congrats sa room mo Ana!! :P

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 12:01 PM

makikiwelkam lang po ..

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Salamat!

CUM back, k? ;-P

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 12:44 PM

hi there friend...

nice to see you in the neighborhood again :)

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Thank you ... ;-)

CUM back, k? ;-P

Regards to Sam ... ;-)

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 12:45 PM

may bagong kapitbahay? :blink:
welcome to the hood! :lol: :boo:

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Thanks! ;-)

Not sure if we've met at EBs ... well, next EB then! ;-)

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 12:47 PM

congrats sa room mo Ana!! :P

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Thanks, CGJ! ;-P

See you around ... in private?! ;-P

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 01:37 PM

hello barenaked :D

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 02:47 PM

hello barenaked :D

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Hi there, sis! ;-)

How are things with you?

Hope the rains are keeping you dry and indoors ... but doing WHAT?! ;-P

See you when I see you ...




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