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#41 bigbadwolf

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Posted 12 September 2004 - 07:03 AM

eto..sakin jeepney sign....."Please fool string too stop"...ano raw...haha :lol: :lol:

may joke ako alam..sabi nila totoo raw ito eh....dba kadalasan nakalagay sa mga jeepneys..."Katas ng Saudi"...may isang jeepney raw...nakalagay sa jeepney nya...."Katas kyo ng Katas...Eto Utang"....haha :lol: :lol:

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 04:38 PM

From a Tricycle - "Howag Totok, Galet Barok"

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 06:32 PM

Somewhere in tuguegarao...
"NO TO DRUGS! YES TO PANCIT" --huh? di ko mapag-connect.


Sa tricycle...
"I MAY BE SLOW, BUT I'M STILL AHEAD OF YOU"


Sa kainan sa may dalton pass...
"BAWAL EHI TODITS, POTUL ETITS".


Pero eto talaga ang joke para sa lahat ng mga Filipino:
"kalsada natin, alagaan natin." -- billion pesos for this piece of crap, it must be a joke right?

#44 blackmamba

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Posted 08 November 2004 - 11:14 PM

sa flower shop:
SUSAN'S ROSES

sa eatery:
GOTO HAVEN

sa sastre:
JAMES TAILORING

#45 marc_7

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Posted 09 November 2004 - 01:25 AM

sa San Pedro, Laguna:

WE SELL USED CAR

(iisa lang pala.. kumuha pa ng malaking show room) :lol:

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Posted 15 November 2004 - 10:25 PM

try this one ...

"OFFICE HOURS: 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
LAUNCH TIME: 12:00 nn to 1:00 p.m."

:P

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Posted 15 November 2004 - 11:16 PM

SPECIAL HAT PENAT.

(ahhh.. maning mainit/spicy..)

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Posted 17 November 2004 - 01:53 PM

saw this somewhere in cavite i think...

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Posted 17 November 2004 - 01:56 PM

this one's somewhere in mandaluyong...

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Posted 19 November 2004 - 05:11 AM

saw this one in a Korean loundramat.

"We do Alternations"

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Posted 19 November 2004 - 12:22 PM

saw this one in a Korean loundramat.

"We do Alternations"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Makes you wonder what happens to your clothes if you have them wash it... Maybe it'll come out altered.

#52 jt2003

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Posted 19 November 2004 - 05:00 PM

This name of a laundry service in Project 4, QC always brings a smile to my face:

WASH NOW MY LOVE

Now this isn't a street sign, but baka puede dito. It's from a handwritten receipt from a supplier to a sari-sari store owner.

Batiri P300
Totbahas 96
Asito 42
Kiwtikil 40
Laytir 150
Baraha 100

I wonder who can figure out all six of them.

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Posted 09 December 2004 - 09:53 AM

This name of a laundry service in Project 4, QC always brings a smile to my face:

WASH NOW MY LOVE

Now this isn't a street sign, but baka puede dito.  It's from a handwritten receipt from a supplier to a sari-sari store owner.

Batiri      P300
Totbahas    96
Asito          42
Kiwtikil        40
Laytir        150
Baraha      100

I wonder who can figure out all six of them.

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Batiri - Battery
Totbahas - Tooth Brush
Asito - Acetone
Kiwtikil - Cuticle (Remover)
Laytir - Lighter
Baraha - Baraha hehehehehe
nice one dude!

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Posted 09 December 2004 - 11:59 AM

saw this one. compliments of a certain chairman. it didnt stayed there for long, napansin din nila after a week.

"NO TO CHILD ABUSE, NO TO BUTTERED WOMEN"

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Posted 09 December 2004 - 01:02 PM

saw this one. compliments of a certain chairman. it didnt stayed there for long, napansin din nila after a week.

"NO TO CHILD ABUSE, NO TO BUTTERED WOMEN"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


:lol: Gusto siguro nila margarined o jammed yung women nila. :lol:

Seen outside one barangay hall: "COME AT GARAGE SALE"

Nakaka-L siguro yung items for sale.

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Posted 09 December 2004 - 05:49 PM

Batiri - Battery
Totbahas - Tooth Brush
Asito - Acetone
Kiwtikil - Cuticle (Remover)
Laytir - Lighter
Baraha - Baraha hehehehehe
nice one dude!

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Sanamagan. You got all six. For the life of me, I just couldn't figure out what "totbahas" meant. :D :D

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Posted 23 December 2004 - 03:39 PM

Not actually a sign (again), pero baka puede na (again!!).

The user name in my current Internet card: fart******

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 11:42 AM

Sign on a wall in cubao: Bawal Omehi Deto, Potang ena mu!

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Posted 03 January 2005 - 11:13 AM

Sign in a battery shop in Los Banos:

Sorry, we're close


Wonder if they're sorry for being close to their customers, perhaps hehehe

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Posted 07 January 2005 - 10:08 PM

dont know that much about traffic signs but i was once flagged down by a traffic aide for "stepping on the line". i replied if he was a basketball referree. naturally, i ignored him, pulled up the window and drove off laughing.




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